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Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 22:08:26 UTC No. 16370571
Have you ever sexually harassed your doctor with an involuntary erection?
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 22:11:49 UTC No. 16370580
kek
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 22:12:15 UTC No. 16370582
>>16370571
Given the large number of patients they encounter over the course of their career, those are pretty low numbers.
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 22:13:57 UTC No. 16370584
the systemic power dynamic is doctor >> patient
sexual harassment isn't possible in the other direction
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 22:15:45 UTC No. 16370588
Erections can be involuntary so it's pretty unfair to assume that just because a guy gets an erection that he is intentionally sexually harassing a woman.
Anyways I'm surprised the male percentage is that high, while I've seen some attractive male doctors before, most are old or ugly.
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 22:16:12 UTC No. 16370591
>>16370582
Honestly I have a tough time believing that the percentage of doctors who have never once had a patient pop a boner on them is any higher than literally 0
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 22:33:59 UTC No. 16370623
>>16370571
>puts finger in ass
>gets mad over the erection
Fuck doctors
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 22:35:44 UTC No. 16370627
Considering how easy it is to get a paper published, I'm surprised the numbers they presented weren't much higher.
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 22:44:14 UTC No. 16370648
>>16370571
She needed to check my prostate gland. When she touched my asshole I pushed into her hand HARD, until her whole hand went up my ass. She screamed, pulled out, and ran out of room. She had a nurse come in and tell me to go home and that I was no longer her patient.
I was just trying to help!
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 22:48:51 UTC No. 16370660
>>16370648
kek
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 23:05:33 UTC No. 16370697
>>16370588
>Erections can be involuntary
>can be
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 23:08:46 UTC No. 16370702
>>16370697
That was poor wording on my part.
*Almost all erections are involuntary.
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 23:09:56 UTC No. 16370705
>thanks for helping me, nurse. I think you're pretty
>AAAAAAAHHHHH I'M LITERALLY BEING RAPED HEEELP
Anonymous at Mon, 9 Sep 2024 23:11:18 UTC No. 16370708
>>16370591
55% probably have seen a boner but just didn't consider it "harrassment". and some (probably large) percentage of that other 45% probably actually were sexually harrassed in a more overt way, so i'd wager that the amount of bitches crying about boners and nothing else is probably very low.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 08:03:53 UTC No. 16371481
>>16370702
What? You don't just say go go gadget erection to become erect?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 09:08:16 UTC No. 16371574
>>16371481
FtM do.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 09:23:22 UTC No. 16371610
>>16370571
Half the doctors now are Indian and they're complaining about sexual harassment from patients?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 09:29:37 UTC No. 16371632
>>16371574
Dang, I thought they still had to at least squeeze a nut, what do they say to enable vibration mode instead of just pinching the other ball?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 09:35:57 UTC No. 16371660
>>16371632
They still have to squeeze the nut, but they can go go gadget erection while doing so.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 09:38:51 UTC No. 16371675
>>16371660
Believe me, you don't have to be an FtM to say go go gadget erection while squeezing your nuts in a trenchcoat and mini tophat.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 10:32:13 UTC No. 16371828
>>16371481
no I was late to the party and everything is controlled by an app now
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 10:46:08 UTC No. 16371859
>>16371828
So what do you do now, be like "Alexa, order me an erection."
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 10:52:12 UTC No. 16371875
>>16371859
>open app
>try to log in
>"this login attempt is suspicious, please enter the 6 digits from the mail we just sent you"
>mail arrives after 4 minutes
>finally in the app
>"a new update is available, please install before proceeding"
>update reset the app and logged me out, have to log in again
>wait another 3 minutes for verification email
>finally in, ready to boner up
>have to consent to cookies first
>app interrupts me with an advertisement for premium
>get a 2 minute video ad
>"premium currency BonerGems are now 10% off in the in-app store"
>swipe all of that shit away
>finally able to activate my erection
>look up
>girl has already left my apartment
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 11:04:45 UTC No. 16371905
>>16371875
By "girl has already left" I assume you mean the sexbot shell's lease had expired.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 11:43:29 UTC No. 16371986
>>16370571
Imagine asking someone out on a date. Gross.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 11:44:28 UTC No. 16371988
>>16370571
I sexually harass my surgeons while I'm unconscious
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 11:47:08 UTC No. 16371992
>>16370708
>go to med school
>learn about anatomy
>learn about the penis
>get surprised at erections
>lecture men on not understanding the female reproductive tract
What the fuck is their problem?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 12:13:58 UTC No. 16372027
>>16370588
Erections are involuntary but layers of inhibitory control can be programmed to avoid them so to can drugs that increase executive functioning. There is no benefit of becoming sexually aroused at work. It would be a cause of embarrassment and a sign of disrespect walking around with an erection and pre fluid creating an obvious spot. The mind is distracted, drops all it's goals and thinks it's going to have a chance to coom. Even if you settle down, you'll probably recall the moment later and engage in onanism later.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 12:36:58 UTC No. 16372069
>>16372027
It's normal and healthy, creep.
Why do you hate sex?
Are you ugly?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 12:54:54 UTC No. 16372098
>>16372027
Your will might be restrained, but that is because of inferior genetics, cut genitals, söy guzzling, low stamina, in short, an inferior spirit, constitution, and upbringing.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 13:25:31 UTC No. 16372166
>>16371992
they're just fucking retarded
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 16:39:34 UTC No. 16372495
>>16370697
>I can read people's mind and prove intent
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 17:23:00 UTC No. 16372604
>>16370571
Female doctors can just slap the erection and it will go down immediately.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 17:57:28 UTC No. 16372702
>>16370571
>asked out on dates
>sexual harassment
what?
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 19:37:43 UTC No. 16372926
>>16372027
> sexually aroused at work
You can get a erections just because the blood flow on legs with zero sexual thinking or desire.
Erections don't equality to sexual aroused.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 20:23:34 UTC No. 16373050
>>16372027
>patient at a doctor's office
>"at work"
Nice job exposing yourself as a chatbot who doesn't comprehend basic context that any real human would know.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 20:24:36 UTC No. 16373054
>>16373050
You say yes. It was something hard to work out.
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 20:56:35 UTC No. 16373112
>>16371992
suppress your erection you fucking pig
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 21:07:33 UTC No. 16373144
>>16371481
you can intentionally think horny thoughts to get an erection
Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 21:47:49 UTC No. 16373240
>>16372069
>It's normal and healthy, creep.
>Why do you hate sex?
>Are you ugly?
Lmao this jeet is MAD. Just because titcow HR Stacey is talking to you doesn't mean it is a clothed goon sesh, ramjeet. Most men stretch or shuffle some things or sit down if they notice they're getting hard, especially in group settings like work where such a unrestricted display would have social reprocussions. The good news, NONE of this will ever be a problem for you since you are brown and statistically have a penis size of 12cm or less so nobody will notice