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๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ ๐Ÿงต /sci/ approved pickup lines

Anonymous No. 16370763

>Hey babe, you an alkili metal? Cause i'm feeling really electronegative right now and I want your beta particle inside me

Anonymous No. 16370784

>>16370763
>Hello, my name is anon.
There you go. It's not even copyrighted.

Anonymous No. 16370791

Is that an ensemble of photons or are you not happy to see me on average?

Anonymous No. 16370795

None. Soientists simply use science as a cope to get laid or a cope from not getting laid. They are just midwits not interested in the material and waste all their free time beating off and fucking like animals. If it was up to them, they wouldn't care about science at all and would just play video games and watch porn all day, smoke weed, drink alcohol and party.

Actual /sci/entists know the harm of arousal, sex and masturbation. They take amphetamines so their brains are interested in better things than le coom. You wouldn't understand.

Anonymous No. 16370813

Hey girl, are you-- *checks watch* oh my good heavens just look at the time it's thot o clock

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Anonymous No. 16370817

>pickup line

Did you know? Heisenberg's uncertainty principle applies to women. If I know where you are I don't know how much you are getting fucked. If I know how much you're getting fucked I don't know where you are.

Anonymous No. 16371280

>>16370817
Kek

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>>16370763