Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 19:39:01 UTC No. 16372929

>>16372809
They will go away if you shove concentrated sulfuric acid up your ass
Or maybe just try to shit less, or clean your asshole occasionally, who knows

raphael at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 19:41:23 UTC No. 16372937

>>16372809
no you are just fat

Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 20:17:05 UTC No. 16373028

Depends on how worse it is. Big bleeding ones need surgical intervention to prevent blood loss and further infection. However, in early stages you can prevent it by slowly increasing your fiber intake. Eat a banana or 1/3rd cucumber per day. Also drink a spoonful of psyllium husk with plenty of warm water every morning.

Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 20:17:53 UTC No. 16373030

>>16373028
You are a husk

Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 22:59:13 UTC No. 16373360

>>16372809
Yes. You need BBC.

Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 23:21:16 UTC No. 16373380

No you can shrink em but they don't ever go away.

Anonymous at Tue, 10 Sep 2024 23:30:43 UTC No. 16373390

>>16372809
picrel has a *large* number of off-label cutaneous uses from treating scars to vascular malformations, including hemorrhoids.

>go google scholar it, cryotherapy is more effective than surgery, just use some lidocaine gel first.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 02:49:20 UTC No. 16373597

>>16372809
Metamusil. Drink lots of water. Vitamin C supplements. Stop sitting for long periods of time, stand more. Psyllium husks

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 03:41:39 UTC No. 16373645

>>16372809
> If it appeared it can also disappear, right? There must be something logical about it.
They are infections, so disinfection and protection heals. A fat cream and showering (with water jet setup) instead that retarded toilet paper will solve the problem. Surelynot for westerners who needs vax for the flu, expensive poison for ulcers and surgery for hemorrhoids.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 03:44:49 UTC No. 16373650

>>16373645
no this is not always right, sometimes they are just a prolapsed blood vessel that does not necessarily burst or become infected.

>t. once got one from doing too many squats and just pushed it back in before it ever bled, did some TENS/EMS ass work and it all tightened up.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 03:58:53 UTC No. 16373659

Use a hand held bidet. Even do colon cleanse. Spray inside, blow it out. Works great.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 06:26:51 UTC No. 16373787

>>16372929
>>16372937
These guys must be related to Jon Snow cuz they know jack shit.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 07:29:30 UTC No. 16373811

>>16372809
Depends on severity. If it's not severe, usually removing the cause is enough to heal them within a few weeks. If it's severe and/or cause cannot be removed (you're a fatfuck and won't lose weight, for example) then surgery it is.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 07:39:21 UTC No. 16373823

>>16372809
>If it appeared it can also disappear, right?
That's a solid logic. When was the last time you unboiled an egg, btw?

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 09:23:17 UTC No. 16373933

>>16372809
Nope, surgery.
>t. Bread loving brick shitter

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 09:28:37 UTC No. 16373936

>>16373650
>no this is not always right
You're right, nothing in medicine is 100%. Hygiene as described is helpful too. (Dry) toilet paper should be avoided in both cases.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 09:36:35 UTC No. 16373939

>>16372809
1) Stop being fat
2) Stop being gay
Basically do what Nikocado did

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 09:37:52 UTC No. 16373940

>>16373390
The problem here is that you need to use a mirror to look at your own asshole, which is disturbing for the inexperienced.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 09:55:23 UTC No. 16373948

drink more water
They ar ecaused by chronic dehydration

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 09:57:14 UTC No. 16373951

>>16372809
If they dont heal between 1-3 days then yes you should visit doctor.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 10:16:56 UTC No. 16373975

>>16372809
Phototherapy. As long as your total session dosages get high enough to coagulate blood, they'll peel right off.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 11:11:00 UTC No. 16374018

>>16372937
>>16373939
I'm not fat at all, if anything, I'm too skinny.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 19:56:57 UTC No. 16374752

>>16373030
What a rude remark. You owe that anon an apology.

Anonymous at Wed, 11 Sep 2024 23:37:14 UTC No. 16375140

>>16372809
Try taking more dicks up your ass

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 00:39:52 UTC No. 16375224

>>16372809
Drink more water, eat more fibre.
If it doesn't heal up in a couple of days, seek doctor.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 01:06:10 UTC No. 16375267

>>16372809
Go carnivore. I did and it helped me so much. They say fibre is good for you, but in fact your body cannot do anything with it and just excretes it. When you're only eating animal products, your feces become very compact and will therefore irritate your gut and colon less.
Like this anon said >>16372929 it's important you have as few bowel movements as possible and carnivore also helps with that as well.
Another thing is hygene. Make sure your anus stays as clean as possible to limit further infection so be very thorough when wiping. It will hurt at first but thats normal. Occasionally you should disinfect with rubbing alcohol.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 01:18:42 UTC No. 16375289

>>16372809
I've had external hemorrhoids occasionally and I just put witch hazel or cream on them and they go away within a week or two. an internal would work the same way but you're going to have to change your diet so you aren't constantly shitting out hard thick turds that irritate and potentially "pop" them, and on that note (You) are going to have to lay off the gay shit for awhile too.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 01:27:57 UTC No. 16375296

>>16373028
>bleeding ones need surgical intervention
What, all the time or just after shitting?
I have had ones that bleed after shitting for 10 years now without surgery.

amyfp214 at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 03:44:29 UTC No. 16375445

>>16373028
>. Also drink a spoonful of psyllium husk
psyllium husk (aka metamucil) slaps so hard
>>16373597
>Metamusil. Drink lots of water. Vitamin C supplements. Stop sitting for long periods of time, stand more. Psyllium husks
Same thing, also learn to spell

it's a wonder drug
protects from the diabeetus by lowering glycemic index of any food
lowers cholesterol
high fiber
What's the secret formula? Nothing except it's just a thick gooey mucous-like blob (hence "mucil"), which traps shit like sugar inside of it, thus lower glycemic index. As far as cholesterol, a lot of cholesterol is released as bile into the intestines and then reabsorbed. So it gets stuck in the blob and never resorbed, so now you just pooped out cholesterol. Retardedly simple and elegant.

Yea, also, start out with maybe a spoon per glass, don't go heavy. It takes a few minutes to congeal. If you eat a large amount of metamucil or don't mix it right, it doesn't become a mucinous blob... it becomes hard like cement. And now you need to go to the emergency room.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 04:26:51 UTC No. 16375470

>>16372809
This shit fucked me for years. Can't praise psyllium and Metamucil enough, its probably a healthy choice even without hemerhoids. But don't sleep on sitz baths, hot water helps immensely. And if needed get a script for Lidocaine, basically gel that goes up the butt .. for when times get desperate.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 04:57:22 UTC No. 16375506

dont fall for the fiber meme, its possible to overdue and then you're shitting giant bricks while your ass is blown out. I almost died in 2022 because my ass exploded after discovering whole grain pasta.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 06:23:41 UTC No. 16375606

>>16375506

that doesn't invalidate the fiber meme, you just over-fibered yourself

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 06:52:17 UTC No. 16375635

>>16375506
>>16375606
I average a couple packs of oatmeal and a couple slices of whole grain bread each day, plus a few servings of fruits and veggies. This has worked pretty well for keeping shit from getting too hard or soft.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 14:04:01 UTC No. 16376951

Bromelain can keep the cells alive longer and possibly reduce clotting, which is part of it.

Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 18:38:57 UTC No. 16377368

Every time I sat too much on the toilet my mom threatened that I will get hemorrhoids. It that how it actually works? I clenched my ass in properly when not shitting because I though this would prevent it somehow. Didn't get hemorrhoids BTW.

Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 22:07:19 UTC No. 16379213

>>16375470
>>16377368
Had chronic stomach pains for several years and sat long times on the toilet.
Later, long after my cramps gone away, I got hemorrhoids and shat blood daily for years but it was completely painless so I didn't bother. Eventually it just became good.
The hemorrhoids turned into small skin flaps, but that's it.
Surely not something you'd display on the big screen, but you can live with it.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 02:22:33 UTC No. 16379466

>>16372809
>ctrl+f "vegetables"
>0 results
JFC, this board is completely useless.
EAT. MORE. VEGETABLES. shit will go away after your feces get softer and you are able to shit without forcing anything.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 02:31:20 UTC No. 16379476

>>16376951
the recent research on G.I. cancers is also pretty impressive, like bromelain is legit chemotherapy and they've already had case reports of curing skin cancer with it.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 02:52:52 UTC No. 16379493

>>16372929
>>16375267
retards, constipation will worsen the condition