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Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 21:13:05 UTC No. 16377568
>going back to college (STEM) at age 31
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 21:14:03 UTC No. 16377569
>>16377568
27 here.
It's rough, isn't it? Most people around me are 17 or 18. It feels weird to interact with then.
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 21:18:34 UTC No. 16377577
>>16377569
31 doomer here
I had some school over the summer and my two closest ''buddies'' were two 19-20 year old girls. Obviously would never hang out with them, but the interaction were pretty fun
🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 21:55:00 UTC No. 16377625
Similar situation here, was very good at math/science as teen, had a fucked up MK Ultra life and was basically homeless for years.
I'm going full NEET. I really don't think there is any point anymore in doing anything else. Love math/science but the 10 year hassle to get the same qualifications 25 year olds have is too damn much.
Considered telling people I'm like 18, the awkwardness if people find out actual age will likely be too high. I've heard of people doing this successfully, seriously doubt its worth the awkwardness risk. Heard of people taking wilder risks, I don't even want to hear about it.
🗑️ Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 22:10:33 UTC No. 16377636
>>16377625
Heard of more than a few people who did this, they were constantly on edge of people finding out true age. Some cases were crazy as fuck. Some people just felt they missed out on their normal school life and wanted to relive it, but NEET might be the way to go. Who the hell wants to be around random people that much younger than them anyway?
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 22:17:07 UTC No. 16377643
>>16377569
Don't worry, that perception is all in your head. I don't mind conversing with oldfags--especially since they don't mind me dropping the nigger-word. My only prejudice is in seeing my peers from secondary still attending, not having made much of any progress towards attending a proper uni. Niggas have been doing fuck all all these years.
>>16377577
>my two closest ''buddies'' were two 19-20 year old girls. Obviously would never hang out with them
Why not?
>>16377625
>had a fucked up MK Ultra life
Did they make you play Heads Up Seven Up in primary and feed you pills? I used to be able to move significantly-sized objects with my mind, but those retarding pills severed my connection to the Aether.
>Love math/science but the 10 year hassle to get the same qualifications 25 year olds have is too damn much
For someone like you with an IQ of 6 gorillion it shouldn't take that long. Attend your college's Math colloquium and solve a handful of unsolved problems that haven't had much progress made by these midwit fuckers--trival for you. Afterwards, call the head of the Maths department a faggot and tell him to fuck off as he chases after you, begging that you bless the field of Mathematics' womb with the phallus that is your genius. Welcome back, Paul Erdős.
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 22:17:33 UTC No. 16377645
32 here. In chemistry and happy to report a class with only 2 forms of diversity in canada of all places. I just assumed it would be a curry farm but im basically surrounded by white women and explosives enthusiasts. Im thinking wagmi oldbros
>>16377625
just be old bro, old dudes are cool, soon you'll be a distinguised stem nerd, never hide your soul anon bro anon
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 22:19:47 UTC No. 16377646
>>16377643
>Heads Up Seven Up
that seems normal
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 22:22:29 UTC No. 16377651
>>16377568
23 year old oldqueer here. Just started attending courses at my local JC since last semester. I hate these Zoomer faggots and their niggerlicious ebonics. Put me in a class with a bunch of Christmas cake hags, or give me a non-brainfried freshman Zoomer who imprints on me and does whatever I tell her to do. A harem of either would suffice. Come every exam, these faggots always exclaim "oh bro, I'm cooked. Need'a finna lock in, fr fr". The guys dress like zesty faggots and the girls dress like cheap whores. The chunky lesbians in-between take up a little bit of both with a streak of hair dye. TikTok and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Cult of Passion at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 22:27:53 UTC No. 16377657
>>16377645
>chemistry
I just found out Action Labs's James Orgill has a PhD in Chemical Engineering. What a fucking Chaudtist.
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 22:29:15 UTC No. 16377662
>>16377646
>He doesn't know
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 22:54:56 UTC No. 16377675
>>16377568
And guess what? Even if you graduate at 36 you still have a solid thirty (30) fucking years of career ahead of you. Oh no, you fucked off in your twenties playing vidya.
Spoiler alert: you will never retire as a STEM professional. You will always have some buddy or colleague call you up and offer you ludicrous money for part time “consulting” work and you won’t turn it down because you do this job till your brain goes out from alcohol induced dementia. Enjoy.
Anonymous at Thu, 12 Sep 2024 23:31:24 UTC No. 16377701
I'm a 20 year old zoomer doing EE and theres this 28 year old boomer in all of my classes that has this massive superiority complex. Always feels the need to prove how smart he is to everyone else, I fucking hate boomers and you should feel ashamed of yourself for starting so late retarded cunt
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 00:10:27 UTC No. 16377760
>>16377568
I only left for a year to be honest cause I finished one of my grads.
Plan on being here till my 50s.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 00:32:29 UTC No. 16377793
>>16377701
>28 year old
>boomer
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 00:50:47 UTC No. 16377821
>>16377701
imagine caring and then being so tilted you go to the internet to whine about it
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 01:03:58 UTC No. 16377841
>>16377701
>Engineering
I believe this collection of posts is pertinent to your situation.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 01:25:57 UTC No. 16377872
>>16377568
26 fag here. Trying to get back to transfer in Spring 2025.
The irony was that it had more to do with me catching onto covid breaking out in Korea mid-December 2019, I shit you not. I took preparation in working in retail and then some to gain experience, getting so much hazard pay of the ass and fixing my life. The only problem was that I was caught between my parents' separation and a potential move.
The only problem was a lack of a proper move, the finances needed to attenuate for it, and also trying to get a job, particularly remote or online, while attending classes. My mother found an offer and we're about to visit the campus this following Sunday.
My only gripe is that aside from knowing what I would need to know for Math up to Calculus, particularly with Rational Trig functions, knowing what path I need for cybersecurity via leetcode, knowing where my writing skills stood in (since everyone fucking *loves* to comment on that irl), and knowing what trade I could undertake in (I am hoping to join the IBEW to do an electrician trade).
It's weird being so young compared to most of you here. But I feel like more of the burden is on me to make things right. If it had been known that I needed to Arrid+Mitchummax to repel niggers, then by all means I would've done so eventually.
You have to also take into account of the Covid vaccine mandates that affected institutions from 2021-2023. If by chance you happened to be enrolled and happen to fill in a form for a religious exemption or not and worst case scenario it gets declined, you would have also been vetoed by the school system (depending on which you enroll and what public/private/state program it falls under) and have been prevented from going back because you failed to take a vaccine, even AFTER you filled in your request for a religious exemption.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 01:28:33 UTC No. 16377875
>>16377872
*up the ass
Forgive my shitty spelling as I'm just all over the place tonight. I'm actually sending emails to admissions and FAFSA as I speak regarding my transfer.
Granted, it may vary across country and state for /sci/. But here in the states, a lot of variables can vary and sure, you can argue I'm reading too much into it, but I'm waiting until I can call someone's kettle as the pot fucking black until I say otherwise.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 01:40:39 UTC No. 16377884
>>16377841
>exactly one second between posts
did you screencap a bunch of shitty jokes you samefagged?
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 06:12:39 UTC No. 16378099
>>16377568
>going back to college (STEM) at age 31
well, I'm going back to college (STEM) at age 49
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 12:02:49 UTC No. 16378417
>>16377872
>>16377875
I could have also said academically dismissed instead of vetoed but the smart-ass in me said otherwise.
Anonymous at Fri, 13 Sep 2024 12:17:30 UTC No. 16378433
>>16378099
Based grandpa
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:21:22 UTC No. 16380168
Its ogre for you. On the real though nobody cares as long as youre not going to parties and shit, youre here to learn
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 04:08:21 UTC No. 16381248
Should I go back to college for a bsc or a msc?
Can't choose between physics, math and computer science
I'm 27
raphael at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 09:25:58 UTC No. 16381619
just take an iq test and see if you can do your major
raphael at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 09:26:53 UTC No. 16381621
take old sat
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 10:42:55 UTC No. 16381670
>>16381248
>computer science
I would not recommend doing computer science in 2024
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 11:19:14 UTC No. 16381700
>>16381670
What shoud I do then? Preferably something with remote jobs
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 12:52:29 UTC No. 16381786
>>16377872
Why'd your parents end up separating?
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 13:44:20 UTC No. 16381838
>>16381248
> do something STEM that leans more into the mathematical side of things - mathematical physics, mathematical bio, cs etc
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 17:12:48 UTC No. 16382099
>>16377568
Its not that bad anon. I never had a job and am finishing up my master at 28 you get a lot of stares and questions just ignore them
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 17:47:56 UTC No. 16382125
currently finishing another engineering bachelor at 32
guess what I'll do next?
thats right another bachelors just haven't decided which one yet
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 17:58:49 UTC No. 16382142
>>16382099
Masters at 28 isn't so bad
Getting a Masters right after a bachelors is fucking nuts, these niggers haven't even learnt anything and are just running after certificates
Garrote at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 18:01:39 UTC No. 16382146
I'm 32 on third year of math degree.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 18:19:17 UTC No. 16382164
>>16377568
this good news is you can bully the zoomerfags
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 18:20:23 UTC No. 16382167
>>16382125
just do a masters or phd, i dont get people that do another bachelors unless they couldnt get into graduate school in which case they met their IQ limit
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 18:23:10 UTC No. 16382171
>>16382164
https://youtu.be/iZsjdkjiT34?si=cmT
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 18:24:14 UTC No. 16382173
I dont see the downside you now have access to prime pussy? or is 18 underage in muttland?
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 18:49:03 UTC No. 16382191
I am set to graduate with my PhD at 34 or 35. UG as a boomer wasn't so bad as I am a very outgoing person coming from a sales background and just kept my head down and studied generally, so I never butted heads with anyone and made a lot low-level friends.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 22:58:18 UTC No. 16382404
>>16377568
I went back to school at 26. In my first semester I fucked a 19 year old. Best years of my life, now I cant find a job so its either grad school or become a radiology tech
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 23:01:31 UTC No. 16382413
I'll be graduating with my PhD in mathematics at age 43.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 23:03:42 UTC No. 16382416
>>16382413
Dude I haven't met any other PhDs at my school who are old like me. Do you go to many conferenced? Need to meet more like us.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 23:06:50 UTC No. 16382421
>>16382413
>>16382416
>be math PhD
>finish your degree at 43 after 8 years of gruesome work without any publication cause it's math lmao
>go to math conferences
>none of the women there want to talk to you cause you're too old
how do mathfags even cope
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 00:36:04 UTC No. 16382491
>>16382421
Luckily my PhD is not in math. It is merely math-adjacent, so I run in the same circles as math grad students.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 00:38:58 UTC No. 16382493
>>16377568
What did you do before?
Also, i hope you don't study physics.
Most physicists are unemployed.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 01:02:24 UTC No. 16382512
>>16382191
>>16382413
When did you start? I'm 23 and just started college, and I'm a little demoralized by the fact that it's gonna take a while to transfer to a proper uni, and even longer to complete my education entirely. I'm doing the most I can to get through the major-specific requisites for transferring--like taking courses over the Summer--but it's the general ed filler bullshit I have to complete which rustles my jimmies. There's also the fact that I lost a semester's worth of potential progress thanks to waitlist bullshit--I could've gotten a spot in any of the courses, but a series of poor choices and failure to look ahead and cut my losses lead to me getting fuck all. Now I'm stuck simply taking a few gen ed courses.
>>16382404
Based Zoomer buck breaker.
>>16382416
>>16382421
Do students in the same department actually hang out with each other? I've attended a few meetings of my college's Math colloquium for extra credit--most of it went over my head--and I just lined my pockets with the snacks provided and fucked off. There've also been a few instances where I've been invited to study together (not exclusive to my major), though I politely decline.
Am I missing out? It's certainly beneficial if there's someone there who knows their shit better than you, but I always get asked by the niggas that don't know what the fuck's going on in lecture. I've made friends with at least one Math senpai, but I just wish he was a cute girl (female).
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 01:08:15 UTC No. 16382520
>>16382512
I started at 26 originally. You just need to get through these first couple years of UG with the closest to a 4.0 you can muster and transfer somewhere respected like you said.
Additionally, GRAD students tend to hang out with each other. Being a research bitch like we are involves going to a lot of events and conferences with those in similar programs (forced to interact basically), and you share more or less the same experiences.
We bitch about the UG classes we have to teach, talk about our research, etc.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 01:11:09 UTC No. 16382522
>>16377568
Going to university for a stem degree with a full time job supporting myself the whole time seems utterly miserable. Good on you anon, best of luck.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 01:37:58 UTC No. 16382537
>>16382520
Shiet. I remember naively thinking as a high school student that I'd be done with undergrad by the time I was 21, and finish a PhD sometime in my 20's. What a bright-eyed faggot I was--though I suppose everyone is at that age.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 01:47:55 UTC No. 16382545
>>16382537
Finishing your PhD by your late 20s is more typical. I just had a lot of issues in my late teens and early 20s, so my timeline is shifted back by 7 years or so. Count your blessings and ensure your are going to school for something that will pay the bills.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 13:02:14 UTC No. 16383078
>>16377568
Literally me. 31 years old and I signed up for a full time semester at the only decent school within driving distance. I haven't had a math class in 12 years yet I decided to take discrete math and stochastic processes.
I'm about to have a nervous breakdown. Stochastics isn't that bad, but discrete math- particularly formal logic and set theory, is absolutely mind numbing. I have no other choices though. I just need to break through.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 13:16:07 UTC No. 16383090
>>16382545
If you finish PhD before 27 you are too immature to hold it. 20-23 bachelor. 24-25 master. 26-30 doctor.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 14:19:26 UTC No. 16383180
>>16383090
I do not disagree necessarily, but it is seems to be the norm to enter a PhD program around 23 or so, so the average finish time is 5 years or so, so I was suggesting 28 seems to be a typical finish time. I'm sure we old people drive the mean up though.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 22:56:49 UTC No. 16383902
>>16382167
Nta but I don't think people should go into graduate school if they don't mean to do research
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 23:00:32 UTC No. 16383909
>>16383078
Stochastic processes sounds like a senior undergraduate course while discrete math is literally a freshman course. How is that possible?
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 23:32:56 UTC No. 16383937
>>16383909
The stochastics professor barely uses the book and does all his lectures with handmade problems and examples. He also lets us see previous tests before we take an exam. The discrete math professor does pretty much the opposite but I have yet to take the first test so I don't know how hard it's going to be. If it's anything like the homework it's going to be tough.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 23:55:51 UTC No. 16383952
>>16377568
I went back at 34. Finished in 5 years. Now have decent job and place. Was previously living on moms couch for 12 years. Its never too late. Get it done
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Sep 2024 00:38:50 UTC No. 16383997
>>16377569
27 here as well, Not doing undergrad but grad school. However somehow almost everyone here is atleast 4 years younger than me
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Sep 2024 03:12:27 UTC No. 16384125
I went back at 28, was one of the best decisions of my life.
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Sep 2024 03:28:43 UTC No. 16384142
>>16381786
They didn't have a good relationship and it's a long story to get into.
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Sep 2024 07:44:45 UTC No. 16384304
>>16377841
This is the hardest I've laughed at 4Chan in wseeks. Thank you, Anon
Anonymous at Tue, 17 Sep 2024 07:49:37 UTC No. 16384307
>>16384304
*weeks
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Sep 2024 20:29:08 UTC No. 16386612
>>16377568
I'm doing an earth sciences related degree and I won't graduate until 26 best case scenario.
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Sep 2024 04:45:56 UTC No. 16387090
>>16377568
man i'm 50yo
would jump off a bridge before i step inside a school again
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Sep 2024 07:42:24 UTC No. 16387297
>>16377568
>>16377569
I'm going to med school at 28 next year.
Honestly doesn't seem like a big deal to me. Worst case scenario I'm going there to study, don't need to associate with kids. Best case scenario i bang some teens. What's the problem?
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Sep 2024 13:32:23 UTC No. 16387678
>>16387090
Why
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Sep 2024 17:02:43 UTC No. 16387957
>>16377568
how do you even prepare to go back after this much time? I'm certain I forgot most of the stuff I learned so.
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Sep 2024 17:13:48 UTC No. 16387966
>>16377568
With microplastics in human brain tissue, its going to be harder
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Sep 2024 18:39:11 UTC No. 16388066
>>16387966
yeah but younger ones have more since it is generational