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Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 18:50:42 UTC No. 16380461
Blue Origin will never be taken seriously until it drops this stupid logo.
First of all, a single feather is associated with writing, not flight. This would be an appropriate logo for a blog or publishing company or something. Secondly, space flight has little to do with floating on air like a bird?
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 19:53:38 UTC No. 16380557
>>16380461
>Blue Origin will never be taken seriously until it drops this stupid logo.
That's not their problem. They will never be taken seriously until they ACTUALLY START PUTTING SHIT INTO SPACE.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:02:45 UTC No. 16380573
>>16380461
Isn't a white feather what women gave to men who didn't enlist in the military as a way of calling them cowards?
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:03:52 UTC No. 16380577
>>16380573
imagine caring what women think
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:07:31 UTC No. 16380583
>>16380461
>google blue origin
>jeff bezos company
Why do you grift grind dick for a billionnare when you're obviously not being paid?
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:11:01 UTC No. 16380593
>>16380577
Gigabased
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:19:21 UTC No. 16380602
>>16380577
Why would Jeff put it on his rockets?
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:23:39 UTC No. 16380607
>>16380602
Who cares, he's a fruit and doesn't put anything into space.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:26:03 UTC No. 16380615
>>16380607
Bezos is a homosexual with a lot of money.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:27:55 UTC No. 16380622
>>16380615
He's never put anything into space. He's operating a law firm disguised as a rocket company.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:29:50 UTC No. 16380628
>>16380622
He put MacKenzie into space.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:32:01 UTC No. 16380633
>>16380628
No he didn't. Blue Origin has literally never put anything into space.
>inb4 OP is the sort of normalfag know-nothing who is impressed by suborbital trajectories
I aimed my dick at the ceiling, that makes my piss suborbital.
ORBIT OR IT COUNTS FOR SHIT.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:33:09 UTC No. 16380637
>>16380461
>>16380573
>>16380602
>>16380607
>>16380615
It's an Icarus reference. Bezos is a narcissist who feels he's been victimized by the world for having "flown too close to the sun".
>>16380622
Literally this. Blue Origin probably employs more lawyers than engineers.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:37:14 UTC No. 16380647
>>16380633
He literally put MacKenzie into space by the terms of their divorce. He himself was also put into space by the indexification of his stock.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:40:02 UTC No. 16380655
>>16380461
>>16380557
>>16380573
>>16380577
>>16380583
>>16380593
>>16380602
>>16380607
>>16380615
>>16380616
>>16380622
>>16380628
>>16380633
>>16380637
We are never leaving the LEO ever again.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:43:43 UTC No. 16380663
>>16380655
Yes please let me suck your Law Enforcement Officer dick some more sir
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:55:07 UTC No. 16380683
>>16380647
He has never put anything into space, go be retarded someplace else.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:56:27 UTC No. 16380685
>>16380655
Earth orbit is the only place in space with any commercial or military value. ALL satellites that make money or have military worth are pointed at Earth.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:59:06 UTC No. 16380691
>>16380655
You know all we're doing here is creating a new billionaire club tourist industry. Never was going to be anything more than that.
The next big scam will be the orbital habitat for trillionaires hoping to escape the riff-raff of earth.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 20:59:10 UTC No. 16380692
>>16380683
>On July 20, 2021, Bezos sent your mom into to sub-orbital space. The flight lasted approximately 10 minutes and crossed the Kármán line.
Source: wikipedia
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 21:02:30 UTC No. 16380699
>>16380692
>your mom
Weightless, but still massive.
Anonymous at Sat, 14 Sep 2024 23:13:49 UTC No. 16380874
>>16380692
>sub-orbital
Literally doesn't count for shit
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 01:53:08 UTC No. 16381081
A good friend works material science for them. He has this logo on everything and the "fall gracefully" slogan. He has fully imbibed of the good old Kool-Aid.
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:09:06 UTC No. 16381101
>>16380461
The feather is a reference to Dumbo flying
Anonymous at Sun, 15 Sep 2024 02:21:40 UTC No. 16381123
>>16380633
>ORBIT OR IT COUNTS FOR SHIT.
Been saying this about Starship for years now.