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Anonymous at Mon, 16 Sep 2024 04:48:46 UTC No. 16382687

If evolution is real, why can't science evolve us into cute sexy space animals?
Earth is stinky and I don't want to be an ugly balding ape, I want to be a girly kitty cat orbiting a CUTE planet like Saturn (UwU)
If science can't even do THAT then uhh, what is the point of giving these nerds all of our tax money (¬_¬")