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Anonymous No. 16384002

Science has spoken!

https://x.com/sciam/status/1835720861657305557

Anonymous No. 16384008

>for the first time
i'm pretty sure science endorsed biden in 2020.

Anonymous No. 16384009

>>16384008
its incredible how many of you retards just can't read

Anonymous No. 16384010

>>16384009
>no argument
concession accepted.

Anonymous No. 16384026

>>16384008
This is America’s average voter

Anonymous No. 16384028

>>16384008
Maybe stop believing everything you read on /pol/

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Anonymous No. 16384045

>>16384028

Anonymous No. 16384048

Endorsements are so weird. Are there really people who have so little ability to look at the candidates and pick one that they have to outsource that to some other entity? And of those, how many need a pop science magazine to decide for them? Most union guys I know completely ignore the endorsements their union puts out but readers of Scientific American really let the magazine decide for them?

Anonymous No. 16384058

>>16384045
Nice inspect element faggot, would've really fooled me if I was twelve

Anonymous No. 16384059

>>16384048
>Are there really people who have so little ability to look at the candidates and pick one that they have to outsource that to some other entity?
You've basically just described every single election in this country for the last 60ish years. The average American voter is mind-numbingly retarded when it comes to actually researching political candidates.

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🗑️ Anonymous No. 16384060

>>16384002
I can't wait until the US collapses and all those faggots end impaled and roasted alive, while niggers cut out cooked pieces of meat out of them.

Anonymous No. 16384089

>>16384058
Are anti-/pol/ schizos really a /pol/ false flag to discredit the opposition?

Anonymous No. 16384093

>>16384060
It would be fun to watch if not for the risk of also getting caught up in it.

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Anonymous No. 16384095

>>16384002

The decline of Scientific American is part of the general decline of scientific credibility and its colonization by politically motivated activists. According to wikipedia its the oldest continuously published magazine in the united states and it should be put out of its misery.

Anonymous No. 16384102

>>16384002
Scientific American is published by Springer Nature. They have received millions in federal funding. Time to shut that down.

Anonymous No. 16384234

>>16384010
read the op image again really really closely and really slowly. you can sound out the words and use your finger if you need to.

I'll even do it for you. it says "second", where as you read "first".

Anonymous No. 16384242

Has anyone pointed out that that guy misread OP yet?

Anonymous No. 16384244

>>16384242
Everyone is illiterate now, anon.

Anonymous No. 16384255

>>16384002
It says for the second time moron

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>>16384002

Anonymous No. 16384284

>>16384010
Take your meds

Anonymous No. 16384303

>>16384010
Write a recipe for banana bread

Anonymous No. 16384308

Voting for D is like gravity, and colluding with the DNC is the scientific method 2.0. Anti scientific chuds just don’t understand because they haven’t evolved their science to include gender intersections and Yakubian white caveman theory.

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Anonymous No. 16384314

>>16384008
>>for the first time
>the fucking first words of the tweet is "for only the second time"

Anonymous No. 16384327

>>16384303
Banana Bread Recipe
This recipe yields a moist and delicious banana bread with a lovely texture and flavor. You can customize it by adding nuts, chocolate chips, or spices to your liking.

Ingredients:

2 cups mashed very ripe bananas (about 4 large bananas)
½ cup cane sugar or brown sugar
½ cup melted butter or vegetable oil
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1½ cups all-purpose flour (spooned and leveled)
1 teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon sea salt
½ teaspoon cinnamon
¼ teaspoon nutmeg
½ cup chopped walnuts (optional)
Instructions:

Preheat the oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease an 8x4 or 9x5-inch loaf pan and set aside.
Whisk together the flour, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, and nutmeg in a medium bowl.
In a large bowl, whisk together the mashed bananas, sugar, melted butter, eggs, and vanilla extract until well combined.
Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and stir until just combined. Don’t overmix. Fold in the chopped walnuts, if using.
Pour the batter into the prepared loaf pan and smooth the top.
Bake for 50 to 60 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. If the top is golden brown, cover with foil for the remaining bake time to prevent further browning.
Let the bread cool in the pan for 20 minutes before transferring it to a wire rack to cool completely.
Tips:

Use very ripe bananas for the best flavor and texture.
Don’t overmix the batter, as this can lead to a dense bread.
If using nuts, toast them lightly in a skillet before chopping to enhance their flavor.
This recipe makes one large loaf. You can also divide the batter into two smaller loaf pans for a more manageable size.
Rating: 5.0/5.0 (based on 193 reviews)

Servings: 8

Calories: 266 per serving

Recipe Category: Breakfast, Dessert, Snack

Recipe Cuisine: American

Enjoy your delicious homemade banana bread!

Anonymous No. 16384334

>>16384060
No, they'll enjoy it. They'll be like; "cook this part of me it is the tastiest and fattened by my unearned privilege." These people are insane and need to be protected from themselves.

Anonymous No. 16384428

>>16384008
you share a science & math board with these absolute fucking morons

Anonymous No. 16384473

>>16384002
>Scientific American has proudly turned into a bunch of partisan political hacks sucking the koolaid out of the democrats' tiny dicks!
Why would someone brag about this?

Anonymous No. 16384480

>>16384009
It's incredible how many of you retards don't understand basic third-grade sentence mechanics.

Anonymous No. 16384482

>>16384234
>I don't understand the point you're making, therefore YOU must be the moron.
Put down your poop and listen, fecophage: He is pointing out that the FIRST time they did it wasn't at some long-past historical juncture. They are simply a bunch of mindless leftard ass-monkeys who now endorse the demofag every election like pre-programmed drones.
Glad I could help explain the obvious to a mentally sub-par individual. No need to thank me.

Anonymous No. 16384515

>>16384002
>Science has spoken!

The extremely liberal LGBTQ+ editors of a magazine want to pretend that the content of the magazine supports their extremist political views.

Anonymous No. 16384526

>>16384002
Crazy because trump funded the NSF more than Biden did

Anonymous No. 16384529

>>16384089
Shhh not too loud.

Anonymous No. 16384531

>>16384008
>average Kabbalah vs Dump election participant

Anonymous No. 16384534

>>16384048
>Are there really people who have so little ability to look at the candidates and pick one that they have to outsource that to some other entity
Yes and our problems likely started with agriculture. Or modern medicine at the latest.

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Anonymous No. 16384539

Here’s the science you ordered, ze/zir

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Anonymous No. 16384542

SCIENTIFIC JUSTICE: science got the last word in a court room and recommended lenience for black killer who stabbed random white 2-year-old to death and then gloated about it

As a result, she was ruled incompetent to stand trial, just like Joe Biden

Thanks, science

Anonymous No. 16384558

Too many confused AciAm with Science.

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Anonymous No. 16384577

>>16384334
scientifically accurate

Anonymous No. 16384579

>>16384577
So this is why liberals love negroids

Anonymous No. 16384612

>>16384482
>so upset that he can't read that he googles gay tomlinson-esque insults to throw in his gay tirade
the heading read "for the second time". you read it as "for the first time". accept it.

Anonymous No. 16384988

Can the republicans run somebody who’s not fucking insane like Trump is next time please? Oh also somebody who doesn’t have dementia like Trump does would also be nice.

Anonymous No. 16385041

Can the demoncraps run somebody who’s not fucking a child-raping whore like Harris is next time please? Oh also somebody who doesn’t smell like a literal walking turd like Harris does would also be nice.

Anonymous No. 16385102

You can't trust propaganda in science nor corporate media nor any institutions. It's all politics

Anonymous No. 16385109

>>16384988
nope. you will wish for trump in a few years hehe

Anonymous No. 16385135

>>16384577
>commies care more about rocks than their immediate family
seems accurate

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Anonymous No. 16385141

>>16384988
Have you considered not getting all your information and opinions from discredited, hysterical regime propaganda outlets? It may be a more effective solution to your mental problems than demanding that half the country bend to your will.

Anonymous No. 16385159

>>16384988
Honestly, this. I don't understand what brainrot has led to people being okay with Trump. Conservative ideals, sure, I get that. The Republican party needs a lot of work but I see the worth of putting in the effort. But how the FUCK does Trump make any sense?? No one can give me a clear explanation that isn't based in fact.

When did we go from hating Reagan, Nixon, Bush, etc to wanting it all back? When did punk rock become the GOP?

Anonymous No. 16385174

>>16385159
Trump is a 90s liberal. Bush etc are all on the uniparty forever war side with the dems

Anonymous No. 16385180

>>16385159
>I don't understand what brainrot has led to people being okay with Trump
lemme help you out, m'kay?

>generations of presidents pretend to care about <ISSUE>
><ISSUE> has overwhelming public support but none of them ever do shit about <ISSUE> and the problem only gets worse
>Trump actually makes serious attempts to solve <ISSUE> for the first time in most people's lives
>establishment who secretly desperately wants <ISSUE> to never get solved loses its shit and goes full-regime change mode
>public support for <ISSUE> suddenly goes from overwhelming and bipartisan to extremely partisan
>people who consume legacy media think democracy is dying and Trump is Hitler, Satan, and Darth Vader all wrapped up into one and start castrating themselves in anguish in between attempts to murder him
>everyone else thinks everything is going pretty well, at least until they installed a vegetable to replace him

Now for <ISSUE> insert border security, foreign wars, exporting american jobs, energy independence and fuel prices, economic success for people who aren't illegal aliens, hatred of Dick Cheney, etc.

Also from a conservative perspective is abortion, where Trump finally actually succeeded in overturning RvW after Bush/Bush/Reagan only pretended they were ever going to do something about it. Though on that one lefties were always more concerned about preserving their ability to whore around without having to be bothered with condoms or birth control pills.

Anonymous No. 16385182

>>16385174
The thing is I see no evidence during his administration of that. And he actively works with and sponsors people that aren't "90s liberal" either. I'm not sure what a 90s liberal is meant to be in this case actually.

Anonymous No. 16385190

>>16385182

90's liberals were tolerant of gays but supported "don't ask don't tell" and didn't support gay marriage
90's conservatives were still "God Hates Fags"

90's liberals didn't want to bomb every country that looked at us sideways
90's conservatives hated Bush Sr. for not finishing the job in Iraq

90's liberals still cared about the working class
90's conservatives were up the ass of Goldman Sachs

90's liberals pretended to want to stop illegal immigration
90's conservatives also pretended to want to stop illegal immigration

hth

Anonymous No. 16385191

>>16385159
I'm not quite sure I understand what you're asking? But for some reason he makes all the worst, most obnoxous people and most corrupt power centers seethe in a uniquely demented way. Will we ever know the exact reason? No, it's as close as you can get to a value indicator.

Anonymous No. 16385192

>>16385180
I appreciate your response, I have some followups.

Biden was a bad choice, I agree. Most people that voted for him were really voting for anyone but Trump, which is sad. That being said, he did very little that impacted me either. With partisan gridlock being what it has been all of my life for decades, he did almost nothing that did anything for or against me on my local level. Anything happening to me is happening globally, I don't feel a need to get mad about it.

Are we not energy independent right now? Who are we relying on for energy production? When was the last time we were considered energy dependent in that case too?

Foreign wars though, I think that's a good one and a credit he's not given enough on. Although, once again I think his own ego mucks that up. Could have set up the withdrawal actually, you know, GOOD. But then Biden should have just said "fuck it I'll do it my way" instead of pretending his hands were tied. They both decided to fuck each other out of spite, and that only hurts regular Americans.

Are illegal aliens considered "economically successfully"? Because I don't see any evidence of that.

I've never cared about abortion. I'd rather we had more of it. But I suppose I'm considered an antinatalist.

Anonymous No. 16385195

>>16385190
Okay, thank you, I get that comparison better.

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Anonymous No. 16385199

>>16385192
>Are illegal aliens considered "economically successfully"?
Literally all job growth over the last 4 years has gone to foreigners. LITERALLY

Anonymous No. 16385202

>>16385182
NTA but in general 90s-00s American leftism involved
>sympathy to unions and unionized borders
>revulsion to war and war crimes
>defining strangers by behavior instead stereotype
>awareness that governments and their media manufacture consent

Anonymous No. 16385207

>>16384008
Posts like this are why I dont come here that much anymore. You /pol/ retards ruined this board with your exceptionally low iq.

Anonymous No. 16385209

>>16385199
But they're the same shit jobs aren't they...? So what difference does it ultimately make? Oh no, an illegal alien is working a shit-wage dishwashing job instead of me? I want better wages overall for everyone, that should come from less outsourcing and holding companies responsible for hiring illegals in the first place. Which may improve your problem too.

Anonymous No. 16385217

>>16385209
Just like in every previous generation Americans would be happy to take the shit jobs if they actually paid a wage commensurate with their shittiness. Instead they import thirdies to do it for $10/hr because their income is subsidized by government benefits that are less available to natives and because even living on the street in America would be better than living in the shithole they came from.

Anonymous No. 16385218

>>16385202
I mean, cool, but is Trump the guy for unions? That's gotta be absurd to believe right? There's no hard evidence he's STRONGLY FOR unions that I've ever seen. Could exist. But I keep my sources wide and my eyes open and nobody has shown me that before.

God I wish social media never took off. The internet was a mistake in that way. The more connected we've become, the more we're led to the conclusion governments and corporations want us to have. AI only worsens this. I shouldn't even be here.

Anonymous No. 16385221

>>16385217
But they don't pay a commensurate wage to their shittiness, and haven't in decades. It can't ALL be blamed on illegals. The same job would pay 10 bucks an hour to ANYONE, which is shit.

Anonymous No. 16385223

>>16385218
>There's no hard evidence he's STRONGLY FOR unions that I've ever seen
He's winning among union members despite decades of pro-democrat inertia so they must know something you don't.

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Anonymous No. 16385225

>>16385221
ffs...

Anonymous No. 16385226

>>16385221
The job needs to get done and if the thirdies weren't available to hire the employer would be forced to pay whatever it took to fill it. Basic supply and demand.

Anonymous No. 16385231

>>16385223
But that's not a real argument. Any amount of union members that vote for a candidate, for whatever reason(s) they wish, doesn't mean that candidate supports THEM and you know that. A failure of the Democrats to do enough is not to say the Republicans have done everything. Don't bring nonsense into it. What is it he's DONE, for THEM?

Anonymous No. 16385239

>>16385225
Well now we're just memeing. Okay.

Anonymous No. 16385243

>>16385231
Not my issue desu but starting trade wars to keep jobs in america and securing the border to protect the value of american labor seem like good ones.

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Anonymous No. 16385245

>>16385218
Picrel (one American's most famous labor and civil rights icons) used to patrol the southern border with machine guns.

(Pre-Trump) Bernie Sanders explains that open borders is a right wing Koch Brothers idea.
https://youtu.be/vf-k6qOfXz0

It's a bit reductionist, but essentially the union workers now tend to prefer specifically Trump while the union leadership (who interlock in the same social circles as the boards of directors they pretend to work in opposition to) overwhelmingly prefer any random Democrat.

Anonymous No. 16385250

>>16385243
Okay, now that's a better argument. Tariffs aren't enough. What would a more cohesive trade war look like? How do we do it? What are the fallout effects of it?
>>16385245
This is helpful, thank you!

Anonymous No. 16385333

>>16384002
Is scientific american's owners determined to run it into the ground?
why do they feel the need to post this shit, and why is it indulged?

Anonymous No. 16385345

>>16384008
Based.

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Anonymous No. 16385361

>>16385333
It's probably a low overhead property. Lots of these older magazines long ago became essentially bankrupt, no longer able to support the production of quality content from competent authors with the income in an Internet first world. The names were sold off and then licensed out to whoever was willing to wear the skin suit of the old publication. This is how magazines like 'Sports Illustrated' came to have all manner of monstrosities dressed up in bikinis on the cover. The people who build SI and SA into the well regarded magazines they once were are long gone. Now they're brands to exploit residual confidence in the names. Given the ultralow overhead, they might still squeeze out a small profit but more likely they run at a loss but that's ok since their mission is spreading an ideological message. They're basically a fancy form of the political fliers you get in the mail.

Anonymous No. 16385362

>>16385333
Can you prove they won't make more Elon bucks from the twatter engagement on this post than they did over the previous 48 months of whatever subscription product they sell?

Anonymous No. 16385367

>>16384515
>supports a democrat
>MOTHER FUCKING EXTREMISTS AND GAYS AND TRANNIES AND JEWS

Anonymous No. 16385378

>>16385367
>>supports a democrat
>>MOTHER FUCKING EXTREMISTS AND GAYS AND TRANNIES AND JEWS

You have seen the light!

Anonymous No. 16385386

>>16385367
>supports a republican
>

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Anonymous No. 16385398

>>16385361
Please say that the human whale on the cover was the 'before' picture and inside she is thin and sexy.

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Anonymous No. 16385422

>>16385398
Imagine being a fetus trapped in a wooden chair wrapped in saran wrap.