Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 07:28:50 UTC No. 16418827

>>16418814
this can buy the sandbags you need for safely shielding from radiation, but not the vehicle to launch them in.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 07:29:37 UTC No. 16418828

>>16418814
There are cheaper ways on how to fulfill your desire for social isolation, living on daily rations and stuff like that than going to mars.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 13:04:19 UTC No. 16419077

>>16418814
Your best bet: infiltrate the CIA, defect to North Korea, sit on one of Kim's nukes
Godspeed for improvised Project Orion, anon

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 18:08:41 UTC No. 16419526

>>16418814
Use it as a downpayment for a ticket

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 18:10:00 UTC No. 16419530

>>16418814
Walk.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 20:36:04 UTC No. 16419752

>>16418814
Ideally you obviously want to teleport but even at the most affordable teleportation stations, mars destinations are in the region of $50k. (And said stations are mostly in India so you'd need to factor in your journey there.) I've seen some discounts but I doubt $20k will cut it.
So you'll probably need to go with a Starship 3 ticket, which is in your budget but will mean a journey time measured in months and a fairly concerning level of radiation. (They've massively cut down out on the amount of shielding so they can fit more asteroid minerals on the automated return trips.)

Personally I'd roll up my sleeves, invest in some knee pads, suck some more cocks and save up some more money for the teleport. Best of luck either way anon.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 20:45:37 UTC No. 16419772

>>16418814
disturb the earth's orbit by stacking up rocks on one side

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 20:55:24 UTC No. 16419786

The teleport stations where they anesthetize you are a lot cheaper than the other ones. Just make sure to arrive at the station in plenty of time because it takes longer than you think.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 20:56:35 UTC No. 16419787

I'm sure you can rent a prop suit from some hollywood studio, take some LSD and wander around the desert for a couple hours.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 21:00:07 UTC No. 16419791

>>16418814
Pay NASA to let you into their movie set.

Anonymous at Thu, 10 Oct 2024 21:00:22 UTC No. 16419792

no just no

Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 23:46:09 UTC No. 16423772

call your Facebook alien friends

Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 00:29:45 UTC No. 16423825

If you wait long enought Elon will Take you there

Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 20:53:14 UTC No. 16429396

>>16418814
Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 20:55:25 UTC No. 16429402

>>16418814
Mars, PA you could get to from anywhere in the world for far less than 20k. Also more to do than Mars the planet cause there is nothing there. Can't even breath!

Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 21:00:51 UTC No. 16429414

Cheapest? Ryanair.

*krschtt* welcome to ryanair saars we will be departing for Mars soon, please do the needful and fasten seatbelt maam or i will benchod basterd you out the emergency exit without parashoot. The flight attendees will be coming around soon to send bob and vagen, so remember to redeem your in-flight google gift card and amazon basterd bitch. On-flight entertainment will be showing bollywood special with superstar gutra visajeet rajesh sukhdeek thank you maam and have a nice flighf saars.
*crashes and explodes*

Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 21:23:14 UTC No. 16429479

You could get thousands of trips to Mars with that amount of money.

Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 22:12:46 UTC No. 16429596

>>16418828
Aren't MREs illegal to eat, though? Plus, innawoods doesn't help in the long-term and we've yet to conquer the ozone layer on Mars.