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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 05:39:09 UTC No. 16420597
>ywn make friends with an octopus
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:09:10 UTC No. 16420611
Why would you want that? So you can see it die before you with it's 5 year maximum life span? Sounds sadder than to not.
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:25:39 UTC No. 16420698
>>16420597
I know that feel
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 09:49:56 UTC No. 16420741
>>16420597
They're even more temperamental than huskies and can't tow a sled or even a SkiDoo. Calamari is their best use.
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 11:14:50 UTC No. 16420826
>>16420741
>can't tow a sled or even a SkiDoo
I don't need this to be friends but also how do you know, have you even seen one try, I bet $100 it could
B00T at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 11:23:09 UTC No. 16420837
>tfw when life is a cockfest with pervs who force you into their system.
Can't even say 'im not doing that'.
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 19:00:15 UTC No. 16421463
>>16420597
I will become friends with the iron-age octopus civilization that will soon be discovered on Europa
Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 02:21:15 UTC No. 16424011
Sounds pretty cool
Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 17:20:56 UTC No. 16428835
>>16421463
>attempting a landing on Europa
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 18:16:54 UTC No. 16433261
>>16420698
why is it so cute? what possible evolutionary advantage is their in me wanting to fuck it??
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 18:20:13 UTC No. 16433265
>>16428835
Why not? Would the surface melt and explode or something?
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 18:22:51 UTC No. 16433266
>>16433265
What part of
>ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA.
>ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.
do you not understand?
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 18:35:13 UTC No. 16433276
>>16433266
oh it's because of the insane radiation. huh. wouldn't that make europa uninhabitable?