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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 13:12:40 UTC No. 16420914
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 13:58:29 UTC No. 16420964
>professor
>Simon Holland
kek
he's some random editor who worked with documentaries https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1025888
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 14:26:37 UTC No. 16421015
>>16420914
I just read The 3 Body Problem and this news legitimately scares me
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 14:44:22 UTC No. 16421030
>>16420914
I just read a Garfield comic and this news legitimately scares me
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 14:52:50 UTC No. 16421037
>>16420914
I just read The Very Hungry Caterpillar and this news legitimately scares me
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 15:43:56 UTC No. 16421109
>>16420914
I just read The Cat In The Hat and this news legitimately scares me
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 15:58:22 UTC No. 16421121
I'm trans and this news legitimately scares me
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 16:06:47 UTC No. 16421138
>>16420914
I ain't scared of anything, I am vaccinated
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 16:32:59 UTC No. 16421188
>>16421015
The concepts in that are pretty dumb but don't worry there's no aliens anyway, we're too early
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 16:35:50 UTC No. 16421190
>>16420914
Can't wait to see how all the evangelical Christians and anti-science conspiracy theorist types react to this shit. Obviously they will keep believing in muh Jebus, but the coping and mental gymnastics are going to be very amusing.
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 17:08:34 UTC No. 16421231
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 17:16:13 UTC No. 16421237
>>16420914
>mirror
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 22:06:29 UTC No. 16421854
>>16421188
it should be required reading for METI fags
HH
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 22:07:40 UTC No. 16421858
>>16420914
When there's actual major announcements, they don't pre-announce it. They just say the announcement.
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 22:55:58 UTC No. 16421932
>>16421858
>And the news may come within the next month to coincide with the US election, he believes.
SUBSCRIBE
Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 23:05:16 UTC No. 16421941
>>16421858
kek
this program will terminate after 14 more steps
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 05:55:34 UTC No. 16422414
>>16420914
Cool.
In just two more weeks, they'll announce it'll be just another fortnight before two more weeks.
Again.
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 13:06:34 UTC No. 16422691
>>16421015
>>16421854
>reading a chink novel
no.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 13:15:51 UTC No. 16422699
>>16420964
>science communicator is communicating what is going on currently in science
many such cases
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 13:40:15 UTC No. 16422726
>>16421190
they're going to completely lose their marbles when they find out their """angels""" and seraphim are just nordic ayylmaos that keep us as pets / lab rats for hybrid sex experiments
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 13:54:23 UTC No. 16422735
>>16420914
older news to corroborate
https://earthsky.org/space/ai-searc
https://www.utoronto.ca/news/u-t-un
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 14:31:40 UTC No. 16422787
>>16420914
>two weeks
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 15:46:51 UTC No. 16422904
>>16422726
>my body is ready
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 15:54:39 UTC No. 16422930
>>16421030
>>16421015
>3 lasagna problem
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 16:04:28 UTC No. 16422944
GUYS AN ALIEN SAUCER JUST FLEW OVER THE KEKOO'S NEST
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 18:41:03 UTC No. 16423289
>>16420914
>someone tooted real loud in His Majesty's toilet quarters AYYLIUMS AYYLIUMS AYYYLMAO
>proofs? here's some grainy Tiktok footage, it's a mirror selfie of one of the maids, taken in the same toilet that day, and there's that pixel that seems out of place if you zoom in real close LOOK
Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 02:32:30 UTC No. 16424047
>>16421121
I'm a sane male gender.
Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 02:42:42 UTC No. 16424055
>>16420914
Inb4 it's just a boring pulsar or something.
Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 14:40:41 UTC No. 16427986
>>16425123
I think if aliens were actually a thing, there would be no hype like in the OP. World leaders would sweep any implications under the rug immediately, befofe they gain any media coverage anywhere, and sit with their anuses very, VERY clenched.
Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 16:41:10 UTC No. 16428644
>>16420914
I just read these news and reality really scares me
Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 16:50:59 UTC No. 16428683
>alien
They don't mean Greys. They mean
>omg, this signature means that planet must have protoplants!!!
Which is still ultra cool.
Honestly though, they're probably just grant farming.
Anonymous at Sun, 13 Oct 2024 21:46:03 UTC No. 16429534
>>16421015
What is it? serious question
Anonymous at Mon, 14 Oct 2024 01:46:05 UTC No. 16429978
>>16429534
chink novel that introduces the dark forest theory
in short, its probably optimal for survival to destroy other intelligences, since there is a risk they will destroy you
so everyone stays silent to avoid risk - fermi paradox solved
in the story, humanity broadcasts a signal encoding the location of an uninhabited star
centuries later, the star disappeared from surveys
the idea is that by e.g. launching a big rock at relativistic speeds, you can destroy others without consequence
if you are found, you will be destroyed, because there is a risk you would otherwise do the same to them
Anonymous at Mon, 14 Oct 2024 02:35:30 UTC No. 16430072
>>16421030
Do you like garfies, anon?
Anonymous at Mon, 14 Oct 2024 02:39:17 UTC No. 16430079
>>16421015
Beware the alien, the mutant, the heretic