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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 22:02:41 UTC No. 16421843
>A crew of now-extinct monkeys made a treacherous transatlantic journey on a natural raft from Africa to settle in South America around 35 million years ago, according to a study of fossilized teeth found in Peru.
Why do postdocs feel the need to spam their r/worldbuilding tier conjecture all over the place. just shut the fuck up and listen to your supervisor. you know the news will eat this shit up. FUCK YOU
>t. biologist
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 04:08:14 UTC No. 16422268
>>16421843
>natural raft
may we see one?
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 04:20:45 UTC No. 16422285
>>16422268
never heard of driftwood?
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 04:25:10 UTC No. 16422293
>>16422285
now prove these can survive a trip across an entire ocean.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 04:28:39 UTC No. 16422304
>>16422293
no, you're right. the little monkeys cut down some trees with their little axes, corded ropes from the vines, and tied the logs together with their little hands. then they put new coordinates into the gps and were on their way...
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 04:34:16 UTC No. 16422316
>>16422293
>wood
>survive a trip across the ocean
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 05:07:42 UTC No. 16422379
>>16422304
not what i said.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 05:13:09 UTC No. 16422385
>>16422379
Because you're intentionally being obtuse.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 05:24:41 UTC No. 16422400
>>16421843
Maybe the monkeys didn't have to build a raft. Maybe they could have just walked, because the continents used to be connected... on a smaller planet.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 07:46:29 UTC No. 16422494
>>16421843
>A group of mathematicians one day decided that not only could you have infinity but you could also have lots of infinities, with some infinities bigger than others!
Why do mathematicians feel the need to spam their r/worldbuilding tier conjecture all over the place. just shut the fuck up and listen to Alexander Esenin-Volpin, you know the news will eat this shit up. FUCK YOU
>t. finitist.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 09:28:25 UTC No. 16422544
>>16422385
im not though.
show me a natural raft surviving a trip across the atlantic ocean.