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Anonymous at Fri, 11 Oct 2024 23:46:34 UTC No. 16422000
I am writing a project proposal to NIH. What are you doing? Scientifically speaking.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 02:04:01 UTC No. 16422142
>>16422000
>wasting taxpayer money
shame on you
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 02:13:46 UTC No. 16422151
>>16422000
I'm making memes in real life.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 02:17:29 UTC No. 16422157
>>16422000
I'm just feeding shit into a mass spec. It's chill except the instrument is 20 years old, so it's definitely past its prime. I blow through cones and nebulizers like Diddy blows through baby oil.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 02:26:47 UTC No. 16422169
>>16422000
Mostly I spend my days reading papers or staring at the ceiling with my dick in my hand. Every once in a while I write or review a paper too. None of it actually matters. Honestly it's a pretty miserable and nihilistic experience.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 02:45:25 UTC No. 16422186
>>16422000
You are including various ways to support historically underrepresented groups even though it has nothing to do with a research proposal, right Anon?
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 02:47:15 UTC No. 16422187
>>16422169
are you me? seriously how does this end without suicide? do we just accept our fate and trudge on or do we revel in the absurdity of it all?
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 03:28:26 UTC No. 16422233
>>16422187
> seriously how does this end without suicide? do we just accept our fate and trudge on or do we revel in the absurdity of it all?
If I find the answer I'll report back. Promise me you'll do the same?
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 04:18:51 UTC No. 16422282
>>16422157
why do preventative maintenance anyway
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 04:23:37 UTC No. 16422289
>>16422142
To an extent, yes, but I am also trying to help, both to myself and to others.
>>16422186
That is true, but most possibly not in the way that you imagine it.
>>16422169
>Honestly it's a pretty miserable and nihilistic experience.
I know what you mean; I am in the same boat for the most part. I reviewed a paper and I agreed to review another. The worst part is that all of them are related to neural networks, a topic that I do not really understand. Next time, if a journal asks me to review a neural network paper, I will just decline it. I am sort of forced to write this proposal, otherwise I will possibly be kicked out of post-doc.
>>16422157
What are you doing exactly anon?
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 04:32:36 UTC No. 16422314
>>16422297
so you don't really care about what other people are doing you just wanted to talk about yourself? nice one bro
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 04:36:40 UTC No. 16422320
>>16422314
Well, if you've just read my previous post, you could've realized I asked anon what he was exactly doing and what my other responses were.
Give me a break, ok? I am a bit intoxicated right now.