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Anonymous No. 16422662

Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope (VATT)

Anonymous No. 16422815

>>16422662
Weird.

Anonymous No. 16422860

>>16422815
It's catholic tradition to offset being wrong with money. You see the Vatican got embarrassed after the Galileo affair. Something about the earth being flat or round maybe

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Anonymous No. 16422875

>>16422860
No, it's weird because I was supposed to go hiking up there this morning but can't be assed to go that early. Not sure if synergy or dead internet theory.
Anyway, the binocular telescope next to it is pretty interesting. Visible and IR, interferometry mode.

Anonymous No. 16422971

>>16422815
Catholicism (as well as Judism and Islam) needs astronomers to determine festival dates by correlating lunar and solar calendars. E.g., Passover and Easter require observing the pascal full moon.

Anonymous No. 16423178

>>16422971
And searching the heavens to identify converts for Catholicism.

Anonymous No. 16423363

>>16422971
You don't need a full blown observatory for that.

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Anonymous No. 16423396

>>16423363
All the better to see God's glory, Anon.
Let them have this one cool thing. Buggering homosexuals.

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Anonymous No. 16423413

>>16423178
>And searching the heavens to identify converts for Catholicism.
Dude, when the Ayes arrive, visionary missionaries if all stripes will want to talk to them.
It will be a global madhouse.

Anonymous No. 16423475

>>16423413
Can't wait for the UFO cults to go mainstream. Maybe we see a resurgence in Posadism. Good times.

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Anonymous No. 16423482

>>16422662
Chaldeans and their ziggurats. You hate to see it.

Anonymous No. 16423509

>>16423475
Girls will be twerking on TikTok for the Ayes, bro. No lie. Ayes will use social media to find their probees.

Anonymous No. 16423526

>>16423396
I'm not saying they shouldn't have an observatory. I'm just saying you don't need an observatory to calculate festival dates.

Anonymous No. 16423537

>>16422860
>You see the Vatican got embarrassed after the Galileo affair.
No you don't. You see reddit-memes about it by people who know literally nothing that wasn't programmed in them by someone else.

Anonymous No. 16423552

>>16423526
No worries, dude. You make a valid point. The Vatican loves to overspend and bugger.
Read up on the Vatican Observatory and the Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope (VATT) in wikipedia. Pretty cool stuff.

Anonymous No. 16423576

>>16423509
>Ayes will use social media to find their probees
Probably already are.