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Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 12:37:43 UTC No. 16422662
Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope (VATT)
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 14:54:12 UTC No. 16422815
>>16422662
Weird.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 15:19:02 UTC No. 16422860
>>16422815
It's catholic tradition to offset being wrong with money. You see the Vatican got embarrassed after the Galileo affair. Something about the earth being flat or round maybe
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 15:29:12 UTC No. 16422875
>>16422860
No, it's weird because I was supposed to go hiking up there this morning but can't be assed to go that early. Not sure if synergy or dead internet theory.
Anyway, the binocular telescope next to it is pretty interesting. Visible and IR, interferometry mode.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 16:24:11 UTC No. 16422971
>>16422815
Catholicism (as well as Judism and Islam) needs astronomers to determine festival dates by correlating lunar and solar calendars. E.g., Passover and Easter require observing the pascal full moon.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 17:51:36 UTC No. 16423178
>>16422971
And searching the heavens to identify converts for Catholicism.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 19:15:38 UTC No. 16423363
>>16422971
You don't need a full blown observatory for that.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 19:33:52 UTC No. 16423396
>>16423363
All the better to see God's glory, Anon.
Let them have this one cool thing. Buggering homosexuals.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 19:39:56 UTC No. 16423413
>>16423178
>And searching the heavens to identify converts for Catholicism.
Dude, when the Ayes arrive, visionary missionaries if all stripes will want to talk to them.
It will be a global madhouse.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 20:07:02 UTC No. 16423475
>>16423413
Can't wait for the UFO cults to go mainstream. Maybe we see a resurgence in Posadism. Good times.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 20:12:53 UTC No. 16423482
>>16422662
Chaldeans and their ziggurats. You hate to see it.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 20:25:22 UTC No. 16423509
>>16423475
Girls will be twerking on TikTok for the Ayes, bro. No lie. Ayes will use social media to find their probees.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 20:41:05 UTC No. 16423526
>>16423396
I'm not saying they shouldn't have an observatory. I'm just saying you don't need an observatory to calculate festival dates.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 20:47:39 UTC No. 16423537
>>16422860
>You see the Vatican got embarrassed after the Galileo affair.
No you don't. You see reddit-memes about it by people who know literally nothing that wasn't programmed in them by someone else.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 20:57:10 UTC No. 16423552
>>16423526
No worries, dude. You make a valid point. The Vatican loves to overspend and bugger.
Read up on the Vatican Observatory and the Vatican Advanced Technology Telescope (VATT) in wikipedia. Pretty cool stuff.
Anonymous at Sat, 12 Oct 2024 21:15:56 UTC No. 16423576
>>16423509
>Ayes will use social media to find their probees
Probably already are.