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Anonymous No. 16429671

Why are ants like this?

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Anonymous No. 16429758

I guess you could say they're ANT-isemitic

Anonymous No. 16429803

Margarine has 0 vitamins and minerals

Is LITERALLY solidified non saturated fats/cooking oil

Anonymous No. 16430036

>>16429671
Smart?

Anonymous No. 16430065

>>16430036
imagine being dumb than an ant and eating goyslop

Anonymous No. 16430272

>>16429758
kek

Anonymous No. 16430365

>>16429671
They have no social norms the way we do .
They're purely functional.
If I was an ayy, ide say this is an ant planet.

Anonymous No. 16430367

>>16430036
Nah, they really are the smartest beings on this planet.
They can perform calculations in ways we can only imagine.
Ai can suck a fat chode, if you want to get something done, throw ants at it.

Anonymous No. 16430429

>>16430367
>Nah, they really are the smartest beings on this planet.
by weight perhaps

Anonymous No. 16430582

>>16429671
I dont want ants eating my butter. Are you retarded?

Anonymous No. 16430589

>>16429803
If you are getting any significant part of your micros from butter you're already fucking up. Butter and margarine are for flavor and macros.

Anonymous No. 16430882

>>16429671
>if ants are so smart why do they keep falling for the peanut butter and borax trick?
Margarine is designed to be eaten by humans, the texture taste and overall use of margarine is so similar to our senses that we cannot tell the difference.
I am sure there is a way to make ants choose the margarine if we tweaked it for them.

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Anonymous No. 16430903

I'll eat the food not covered by ants

Anonymous No. 16430906

On the topic of ants, anyone know why I have tiny ants infesting my unopened dry oats? Is it safe to eat

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16432344

>>16429671
How could any rational person look at this pic and ever consider eating sneed oils again?

Anonymous No. 16432458

I thought ants liked candy.

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Anonymous No. 16432475

>>16432458
You can't fill a whole deep fryer with butter bro

Anonymous No. 16432486

>>16430906
They got in somehow. Check for cracks and put down borax anywhere they might be nesting.
Ants are perfectly safe to eat but they tend to taste bitter/acrid.

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Anonymous No. 16432657

>>16429671
There are 3 dumb as ants who ate the corporate shit and now they are fucking dead.
>>16430882
Doesn't matter, trans fats are poison. Simple as.

Anonymous No. 16432717

>>16429671
Surely ants understand what is healthy for them right, not just... go to whatever looks/smells better.

Anonymous No. 16432747

>>16430589
butter is a really high source of a number of fat soluble vitamins like k2

Anonymous No. 16432774

>>16429671
brb eating a rotten tomato covered in dirt in my backyard
the ants know best

Anonymous No. 16433009

>>16432747
You need 600g (4300cal) of butter to hit your DRI of K2. There are better sources for micros than butter.

Anonymous No. 16433011

ants are interesting fuckers.
apparently a bunch of ants were huddling up on high grounds in florida, like mailboxes and shit, right before the hurricane. its like they could sense what was coming.

Anonymous No. 16433124

one time i was jacking off into the toilet and spilled some on the rim and the ants started eating it the next day.
what did the ants mean by this?

Anonymous No. 16433126

>>16432717
ants are small enough to see food on a molecular level so its easy for them to tell whats healthy and whats bad

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16433547

lmao that nobody on sci understands science well enough to explain whats going on in OP pic

Anonymous No. 16433600

>>16430882
Once you cut margarine from your diet for a few months it starts to smell a little like petroleum.

Anonymous No. 16433646

>>16429671
guess i should eat nothing but alginate sugar hydrogel laced with boric acid and neonicotinoid then
i've slaughtered so many colonies with this one simple trick i could fill several trash bags with ant corpses

Anonymous No. 16433937

>>16433009
That's about the amount of butter that goes in to one chicken pot pie so I think I'm good

Anonymous No. 16434328

>>16433011
people think about ants in the wrong way
an ant is not an individual entity
the colony is a single entity and the ants are its neurons
a single ant colony is one organism that has an intelligence level comparable to human beings

Anonymous No. 16434355

>>16433126
false, retard

Anonymous No. 16434359

>>16429671
Ants don't know what's good for them. They act in their own self disinterest. They would receive far more energy from margarine than butter, but they stick to what they're familiar with. I'm sure with some training we can get the ants to act in their own self interests

Anonymous No. 16434360

>>16429671
Butter is unhealthy for humans, sorry welcome to reality, which is not looking at ants
>subjects following the Mediterranean-style diet had a 50% to 70% lower risk of recurrent heart disease,
>butter and cream replaced with margarine high in α-linolenic acid
https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/01.cir.103.13.1823

Anonymous No. 16434517

wow i bet those smarty ants that went and sat atop a mailbox did okay in a hurricane, the dumb cunts

Anonymous No. 16434620

Isn’t the reason simply that butter has sugar and protein in it while the margarine is just fat. Maybe the pheromone signal dropped by the ants is stronger with the butter because ants prefer sugar, protein, and fat over just fat

Anonymous No. 16434653

>>16433011
And now they’re all dead

Anonymous No. 16434655

>>16433646
When I was a kid I used to squat on the patio with a rubber mallet and smash ants and pretend we were in a massive war
I’m not a good person

Anonymous No. 16434658

>>16434517
What else can they do, it was a world ending event for them, there was no escape they just went to the highest point they could find to be closer to god

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🗑️ Anonymous No. 16434693

>>16434360
enjoy ur diabetes

Anonymous No. 16434778

>>16434658
we need to send ants to space again

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16435777

>antslop

Anonymous No. 16435792

>>16433126
Thanks, I was worried I was the dumbest person here and I was gonna mention that saturated fats are just alkanes and carboxylic chains

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16437197

>>16429671
Ants like butter because they know its more expensive than margarine.
Only poorfags eat margarine, then they cope by claiming that margarine is healthier than butter. But if you look up life expectancy as a function of wealth you'll see that people who can afford to eat butter live way longer than margarine eaters

Anonymous No. 16437675

>>16434653
KEK

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Anonymous No. 16437857

>>16434360
>muh epidemiological studies
plants are not food for humans, much less industrially made oils
kys retard nigger faggot

Anonymous No. 16437972

>>16430882
Margarine is bullshit. It's naturally grey colored, but they dye it yellow just to trick people into thinking it's anything like butter, when really they have nothing in common. It's not human food, it's imitation of human food.

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16438309

butter = real women
margarine = trannys

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Anonymous No. 16438712

>>16433124
be careful anon

Anonymous No. 16438738

>>16429671
I can't believe people still eat margarine. It's nasty tasting and also extremely unhealthy

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Anonymous No. 16438767

>>16429758

Anonymous No. 16440071

>>16429671
based ants.

Anonymous No. 16440103

>>16429671
more relatable, you can put an open can of diet coke on a city sidewalk and no bug will never crawl into it

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Anonymous No. 16440106

>>16429758
/thread

Anonymous No. 16440110

>>16434328
interesting

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16440579

>>16438309
lol, very accurate. margarine is like some repulsive disgusting frankelstein monster that kills people and butter is naturally delicious and good for you

Anonymous No. 16440680

>>16438309
Trannies* poltard
Why are you here? To read about ants and to post about butter to make that about trannies?

Anonymous No. 16440692

>>16429671
Same logic applies to flies on shit?
Fucking retards

Anonymous No. 16441938

>>16438738
vegans are extremely unhealthy themselves

Anonymous No. 16442078

>>16440692
you have to compare margarine shit and butter shit
retard

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Anonymous No. 16442085

>>16438738
Transfats are banned in the EU, only americans keep eating that crap.

Anonymous No. 16442097

>>16429671
Requesting an edit of a chud ant. I am dearly in need of it

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>>16442097

Anonymous No. 16442119

>>16442108
Big if true.

Anonymous No. 16442393

>>16432657
>trans fats
cla and vaccenic acid are fine
hydrogenation is the issue

Anonymous No. 16442734

>>16442078
no i need to compare human diet to ants preferences
retard

Anonymous No. 16443117

>>16442393
>not subsisting solely on nervonic

ngmi

Anonymous No. 16445285

>>16442108
Its now a decade post-Gamergate and all of the major game studios are struggling and failing. It was a long, bitter campaign, but the tireless gamers and the N buttons on their keyboards ultimately won.

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16447508

>>16429671
ants don't eat the diesel fuel out of my gas tank either and margerine is just diesel fuel disguised as food

Anonymous No. 16448011

because margarine is poison

Anonymous No. 16448238

>>16433009
>you don't get enough vitamins from butter unless you eat [amount the average american consumes daily] per day!

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16449972

>>16448238
butter is $6/lb at me grocery store, I wish I could afford a $3000/year butter habit. I'm lucky to eat a pound in a week

Anonymous No. 16449996

>>16448238
average american needs like 5x more vitamins on account of being 5x fatter

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16451662

>>16449996
Why is everyone on the planet so hopelessly jealous of Americans?

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🗑️ Anonymous No. 16451760

>>16451662

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16453177

>>16451662
because USA is the best country

its lonely at the top

Anonymous No. 16453192

Ants are also fascist

Anonymous No. 16453216

>>16433126
Thats bullshit but i choose to believe it anyways

Anonymous No. 16453231

>>16429671
Thanks ants. That's.

Anonymous No. 16453836

>>16442108
is there a species of insect named after the fappening?

Anonymous No. 16454075

>>16429758
fuckin spic bastard

Anonymous No. 16454656

>>16430367
They’re the “smartest beings” for their body size, the problem is that their brains are literally too small to do certain tasks.

Anonymous No. 16454748

>>16437857
Nobody says you can't eat butter just limit it to reasonable quantities and use it for flavor mostly. Forget meme monounsaturates just eat carbs.

Anonymous No. 16454760

>>16429803
Bugs contain a huge number of vitamins and minerals. Are you saying we should eat bugs?

Anonymous No. 16456602

>>16454760
chitin is carcinogenic
thats why people learned to feed bugs to chickens and eat the chickens instead. chickens evolved to be able to safely digest bugs and chitin

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Anonymous No. 16456615

>>16454760
Only a complete idiot would suggest that humans should eat bugs.

Anonymous No. 16456616

>>16430882
>the texture taste and overall use of margarine is so similar to our senses that we cannot tell the difference
Imagine being this much of a tastelet.

Anonymous No. 16456957

>>16430589
false,other than tasting good in contrast of margarine tasting like shit, butter is a really nice source of vitamin D, people who eat butter instead of margarine have less problems related to vitamin D defficiency
also vitamins A, E, K

Anonymous No. 16456959

>>16430882
>Margarine is designed to be eaten by humans, the texture taste and overall use of margarine is so similar to our senses that we cannot tell the difference.

Dude idk where are you living but if you can't tell difference in both texture and taste between butter and margarine it means that either you don't have any sense of taste or you live in a dystopia where even butter is syntetic and shit.

Anonymous No. 16457734

Its amazing that science hasn't figured out how to make artificial butter of any decent quality yet. These are people who claim that they're able to unlock the secrets of the universe and they can't even reproduce something as simple and common as butter. Seems like it should be a fairly easy task for people who bill themselves as world class geniuses

Anonymous No. 16457792

>>16456615
back in the old days cavemen did eat bugs and it was fine, eating or not eating bugs is just a cultural thing

Anonymous No. 16459258

>>16457792
>cavemen
lmao this guy thinks cartoon cavemen were real.

Homo habilis didn't invent point rocks to eat bugs. Humans and their predecessors have lived off a diet composed primarily of large game for the past several million years

Anonymous No. 16459264

I eat both butter and margarine. I even mix them a decent bit. Convince me that this is somehow killing me.

Anonymous No. 16460538

>>16459264
My dad used to eat margarine and then he found a brand of margarine thats mixed with yoghurt so now he eats that instead because it tastes better and he can still claim he is eating margarine which he thinks is some sort of moral victory for whatever weird reason. If he could find a brand of butter that was falsely labeled 'margarine' he would eat that.

Anonymous No. 16460600

>>16457792
what sort of bugs anon?
some larvae are pretty good source of protein but eating anything with exoskeleton of chitin is no good

Anonymous No. 16461103

>>16433009
Fucking imbecile. There's no DRI for K2, there's one for K1 but they're not similar nor 1-for-1 swappable.

Anonymous No. 16461614

Europeans evolved eating butter for thousands and thousands of years and now science is trying to tell ppl its bad for them. I guess that means they're admitting that evolution is fake

Anonymous No. 16461942

>>16457734
same with maple syrup, we still can't replicate it in a way decent enough to fool our tastebuds.

Anonymous No. 16461958

>>16429671
ants are attracted to the butter because it still contains protein

Anonymous No. 16462034

>>16434360
>This diet is comparable to that presently consumed in the United States.
so which part of this study says butter is bad?

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Anonymous No. 16462065

>>16430906
they’re more likely some species of weevil. they’re gross to look at but harmless afaik. naval fiction is full of sailors having to eat weevilly hard tack during the long months at sea

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Anonymous No. 16462071

what about Buttercup Luxury Spread?

Anonymous No. 16463111

>>16462071
>what about Buttercup Luxury Spread?
better than Buttercup Poverty Spread

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16464451

>>16429671
Ants are not vegans, they're not dumb enough to be, they know that being vegan is unhealthy just like every other animal does. If you go on youtube you can find videos of just about every animal you think is a so-called herbivore eating meat. herbivores don't exist anywhere in nature, they're a myth from stupid science textbooks that doesn't exist in the real world.

Anonymous No. 16465039

>>16429671
ants are after the milk solids in butter.
make clarified butter and they'll ignore it too.

Anonymous No. 16465164

>>16429803
so margarine is basically solidified sneed oil?
grim that our parents had to consume that shit

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Anonymous No. 16467256

>>16429758
I kinda enjoy this meme, some good memories with a magical bus

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Anonymous No. 16467259

>>16430882
>we cannot tell the difference

Anonymous No. 16469049

Margarine was invented and is shilled by the jews because they're not allowed to use dairy products with meat. Thats why they trick the goys into supporting their ersatz butter industry.

Anonymous No. 16469200

>>16462065
Those weevils probably added a bit of actual protein to their salt shit food

Anonymous No. 16469202

>>16440692
This. I killed an ant infestation by tricking them into drinking honey mixed with laundry detergent

Anonymous No. 16471568

>>16469202
>oy vey you should eat muh poisonous sneed oil goyslop

Anonymous No. 16471729

>>16471568
>oh these ants are drinking this glass of coke and not this glass of water, I guess this means the coke is healthier
You shouldn’t eat it any of that processed shit, but that doesn’t make fucking ants an authority on what’s healthy for humans. That’s facebook boomer tier reasoning

🗑️ Anonymous No. 16473715

>>16469049
>ersatz butter industry
They also protect their ersatz butter industry by inflating the price of real butter (via massive regulatory expenses on dairy farms) in order to get the goys to buy margarine.
The stupidity surrounding blaming cows for global warming is a good example of this

Anonymous No. 16475154

>>16469202
And you don't see the parallel between that and letting the goyslop jews tricking you into eating sneed oils instead of healthy butter

Anonymous No. 16475361

>>16475154
That’s an irrelevant parallel since the discussion is concerning the OP’s pic suggesting the ants know best

Anonymous No. 16475772

>>16469049
damn

Anonymous No. 16475774

>>16475361
they kinda do though

Anonymous No. 16475859

>>16429758
CARLOS!

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Anonymous No. 16475889

>>16462071
How about you cup my buttery nuts?

Anonymous No. 16476050

>>16429758
lmao

Anonymous No. 16476664

>>16475361
>you: hahaha ants are so dumb they eat ant poison
>shlomo: hey goy, eat this toxic goyslop so i can get rich
>you: *happily eats toxic goyslop*
>shlomo: hahaha goyims are so dumb they eat goy poison

Anonymous No. 16477773

>>16429671
show proof that those other 2 blobs are what they say they are. show proof the ants are even alive.

pretty certain ants can't carry or store butter.

Anonymous No. 16477966

>>16477773
>that pic upsets me therefore its fake
nice cope

Anonymous No. 16478166

>>16476664
Nobody is telling you to eat margarine

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>>16478166

Anonymous No. 16478420

>>16430882
I said it was designed to be similar. I did not say that they are the same.

It was designed to trick people into using it instead of butter.
You could probably do the same for ants if you tweaked it for them.

Anonymous No. 16478461

>>16429671
Those ants were fed dangerous misinformation.

Anonymous No. 16478467

>>16478188
>infographic by literallywho I had to go look for means that da joos are in my fridge trying to take my fuckin butter

Anonymous No. 16478470

>>16476664
The OP’s pic is about ants apparently being smart enough to not eat poison

Anonymous No. 16480109

>>16469202
>I killed an goyim infestation by tricking them into eating toxic sneed oils instead of healthy butter

Anonymous No. 16480151

>>16429758
kek wow

Anonymous No. 16481754

>>16478470
that isn't what its about, thats how you choose to interpret it

Anonymous No. 16481768

>>16481754
That is exactly what it’s about. Do you think they’re tying to convey the message that margarine melts faster than butter?

Anonymous No. 16482866

Ants are higher IQ than vegans lmao

Anonymous No. 16482872

>>16429758
Based.