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Anonymous at Mon, 14 Oct 2024 15:39:24 UTC No. 16431123
Finally a worker that doesn't have to leave "sterile zone", this is absolutely game changer, even if you have to control it by human.
Anonymous at Mon, 14 Oct 2024 23:49:52 UTC No. 16432077
>>16432069
I suppose even if the AI still needs work you could always have pay some Pajeeta to operate the sex bot; cheaper than a western woman or dealing with immigration, and no pajeeta smell.
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 00:02:21 UTC No. 16432094
>>16432077
Fuck operating. Just pay some classy whore to record all her sex movements then just upload it in the system.
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 00:37:21 UTC No. 16432121
>>16431123
game changer? Did we see the same presentation?
Animatronics existed for decades now...
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 04:04:11 UTC No. 16432341
Battery life is gonna be shit still
Probably not gonna work very well in poor weather
Robotics are amazing and even the low latency teleoperation is amazing but we're still a ways off amigo
SpaceX will put niggas on the moon before that thing gives me a blowjob
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 05:05:38 UTC No. 16432387
>>16432341
>Battery life is gonna be shit still
when he senses he's about to conk out he sticks his finger in the nearest outlet and recharges
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 05:57:18 UTC No. 16432425
>>16432341
It would seen that since it's a Tesla bot, and they have a lot of experience with power efficiency from their electric cars (needed to maximise range), it does have decent battery life compared to other similar robots from other companies.
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 07:55:09 UTC No. 16432536
>>16432121
Game changer, it's cheap price is game changer..
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 09:17:37 UTC No. 16432612
>>16432069
Realdoll already exists if you want a bunch of unnecessary parts and animatronics.
In reality, the most useful sexbots are more like the SW-3701 anyway.
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 11:33:21 UTC No. 16432724
>>16431123
I agree. But Elon's vision is much bigger than that, the market for people needing to never leave clean rooms is small. Elon's vision is replacing manual labor with robots and AI. On top of this he's almost certainly planning on sending a vanguard of AI robots to Mars to construct initial habitats and do the menial tasks that would otherwise require low skill and low educated people.
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 13:01:42 UTC No. 16432825
>>16432612
That machine needs handles. And padding around the hole, in case dick slips. Safeguards to keep it from falling.
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 13:03:13 UTC No. 16432828
>>16432612
That machine needs handles. And padding around the hole, in case dick slips. Safeguards to keep it from being toppled over.
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 13:07:15 UTC No. 16432839
>>16432810
He's had a long day, and his gears need oiling. Please understand.
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 14:25:18 UTC No. 16432959
>>16432810
Some little Spanish child saw this and thought it was real.
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 14:40:12 UTC No. 16432978
>>16432839
The gears have been oiled, and he's fine now
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 22:53:38 UTC No. 16433573
>>16432978
That a good 'bot!
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 23:00:13 UTC No. 16433582
>>16432724
Just 2 more years you gullible asshat.
>>16432810
>>16432978
If you re-skinned these as Optimus, Muskrats would be crying in awe at this amazing tech demonstration.
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 23:11:24 UTC No. 16433592
>>16432069
I don't want sexbot I want waifubot
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 23:25:36 UTC No. 16433610
That Muskbot presentation was a scam, they were long distance operated animatronics. Only clueless/paid reporters and influencers hyped that shit.
It's telling the unethical, circus show mindset of Musk to reveal his garbage.
Anonymous at Tue, 15 Oct 2024 23:27:39 UTC No. 16433611
>>16432121
>*thing* existed for decades now...
Calling card of the midwit
Anonymous at Wed, 16 Oct 2024 01:08:42 UTC No. 16433704
>>16431123
>Finally a worker that doesn't have to leave "sterile zone", this is absolutely game changer, even if you have to control it by human.
Ever witnessed reality when the smoking plumber works in a clean room because of drain problems no machine is able to fix? Yes he wears a mask hahaha.
Anonymous at Thu, 17 Oct 2024 02:18:11 UTC No. 16435618
>>16432069
I'm ready
Anonymous at Thu, 17 Oct 2024 02:40:08 UTC No. 16435638
Won't make sense until robots are extremely low cost or cost of labor increases dramatically. Why spend 500k on a robot when you can pay a vietnamese guy $2/hour
Anonymous at Thu, 17 Oct 2024 02:53:09 UTC No. 16435650
>>16435638
The robots can work 24/7.
>According to Elon Musk, Tesla’s Optimus Robots will cost somewhere between $20,000 and $30,000
Anonymous at Thu, 17 Oct 2024 02:56:43 UTC No. 16435652
>>16432828
There's a portable version that's just a ball with handles on the sides.
Anonymous at Fri, 18 Oct 2024 07:34:06 UTC No. 16437544
>>16432069
>We are like 10 to 15 years from sex bots.
We are closer than that, 5 to 10 years.
Anonymous at Sat, 19 Oct 2024 16:56:50 UTC No. 16439963
>>16431123
yeah
Anonymous at Sat, 19 Oct 2024 17:02:02 UTC No. 16439969
>>16433582
you're suffering from a serious case of EDS
Anonymous at Sat, 19 Oct 2024 21:11:52 UTC No. 16440327
>>16432069
that was true 10 - 15 years ago
but sure, sexbots are coming, right after I die everyone will start having a good time
Anonymous at Sat, 19 Oct 2024 22:54:01 UTC No. 16440418
>>16431123
>Musk invented robotics
Do Musk shills live under a rock or something? Complex robotics has been in use for decades. Even something like Boston Dynamics from 10 years ago mogs this vaporware shit.
Anonymous at Sat, 19 Oct 2024 23:41:47 UTC No. 16440466
>>16435650
Yeah but they work 1/3-1/4 as fast
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 00:33:55 UTC No. 16440517
>>16431123
Be straight with me /sci/, how long until we get robot slaves at an affordable price? I always wanted a butler
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 00:40:46 UTC No. 16440525
>>16432724
>the market for people needing to never leave clean rooms is smal
neah, the market is huge. Doing house chores is one of the things most people complain about. Imagine coming from work to a clean house, cooked meal, waking up to breakfast in bed every morning, having your clothes cleaned and ironed daily, walking your dog, cleaning the cats litterbox, etc. I'm not even mentioning old or disabled people. People will definitely pay for all that free time a robot servant will make for them, the problem is that the robot and AI looks at least a decade from being at that level of sophistication necessary for doing all those things
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 01:05:46 UTC No. 16440547
>>16439969
>you're suffering from a serious case of EDS
>>16440418
>Do Musk shills live under a rock or something?
>vaporware shit
MuskRats don't even know the meaning of the word "vaporware". They simply cannot process the concept. They see a CGI, prototype or engineering mock-up and they literally believe it's a tangible product that exists NOW and that the highly optimistic price estimates are completely on the level. If you try to bring them back to reality, they hide behind memes like "EDS".
They're all 100 IQ mediocrities who need a human "God" to indulge their escapist fantasies. To Musk's credit, he apparently knows this and plays them like a fiddle to generate perpetual hype...he even went into the red to acquire Twitter to make the hype train neverending.
Also to EM's credit, he knows how to lure 150 IQ overachievers to his companies and let them have a free hand to create at least a fraction of the insane shit he's always promoting. The problem these days is that he's so strung out on ketamine he's routinely adding new projects faster than they can catch up to the previous ones...witness the semi-completed concepts like the Roadster, the Semi, FSD, etc that are floundering in development.
Nigga needs to lay off the drugs and focus. He's like John McAfee and has "something" but there's the danger he could succumb to hedonistic impulses and it'll be lost forever.
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 09:57:58 UTC No. 16440970
>>16431123
I just don't get why you'd make it human-shaped. Surely that's not optimal for any given job, or even as a generalist design.
>>16432069
Except maybe this...
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 10:28:50 UTC No. 16440994
>>16440517
Musk says his robots will be the price of a normal car, so if you can afford a $40,000 car, you've got a butler. Bet there will be a load of paid DLC and subscriptions as well though.
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 10:32:14 UTC No. 16440999
>>16440970
>I just don't get why you'd make it human-shaped. Surely that's not optimal for any given job, or even as a generalist design.
No one wants to install a pocket pussy upgrade on a mechanical eldritch abomination, bro
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 11:34:41 UTC No. 16441037
>>16431123
What happens when it breaks, which it will often, and you have to send unclean people or robots in to take it out? People are retarded. What happens when the lithium battery catches fire, which it will, and burns the whole lab down? Lithium fires can't be put out. Will it burn the whole lab down? How much money have you saved now that all your robots and lab are gone?
I saw just this week a German fire station burnt to the ground thanks to a lithium battery on charge. Likely the electric firetruck. I used to be a firefighter actually. Never once heard of a gas powered firetruck bursting into flames and burning the station down. Never heard of a lab worker bursting into flames and burning the lab down.
To be fair one time a station I wasn't working at burned down because they got a fire call while making dinner and like retards rushed too much, forgot to turn off the stove, came back from the call to a burning station. KEK.
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 11:45:37 UTC No. 16441049
>>16440970
>I just don't get why you'd make it human-shaped.
I wonder?
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 11:45:49 UTC No. 16441050
>>16432724
>I agree. But Elon's vision is much bigger than that, the market for people needing to never leave clean rooms is small. Elon's vision is replacing manual labor with robots and AI.
But approaching that problem through humanoid robotics is a begginer roboticist's greatest mistake.
Think about it, you want to replace your mcdonalds burger flipper, which is better between:
>humanoid burger flipper with 10x the latency and equal throughput
>burgerflipattron that just looks like a huge gray box with a conveyor belt feeding it 100 patties per minute and capable of heating them up on both sides simultaneously
We have already replaced humans with robots since the 80s at the very least, we know how to maximize the automation of assembly lines and logistics, the only reasons youll see a human in the loop is either because decision making + planning are required for the job, or the most optimized performance/cost ratio machine is still more expensive than an undocumented immigrant desperate for a job.
The humanoid form factor is only appealing to humans for two reason:
1. the desire to have a slave
2. the desire for sex bots
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 13:15:49 UTC No. 16441133
>>16440418
Yet, the price again. Musk haven't invented single thing in his entire life, but he made it going with good price.
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 13:20:39 UTC No. 16441140
Musk is ok. He doesn't have an ear for the poor but his political movements feed everyone healthily.
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 13:23:04 UTC No. 16441146
>>16441140
He's not a master of the world but he is a good father figure.
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 13:37:56 UTC No. 16441171
>>16440970
Why not, the entire man-made world is designed around human anatomy and physiology. Having the robot humanoid would make interchangeability easier.
>>16441037
That's a good point, I wonder if there will be a battery-less option to just plug into the mains. After all, many factory workers just stay standing at one station with minimal moving about, so a wire connection would not really get in the way. Nor would a wire for a sexbot staying in the bedroom for that matter.