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Anonymous at Wed, 16 Oct 2024 21:27:22 UTC No. 16435242
...where the dark matter particles
Anonymous at Wed, 16 Oct 2024 21:34:44 UTC No. 16435260
Not enough dimensions! Not enough dimensions!
>t. string theorist
Anonymous at Wed, 16 Oct 2024 22:28:05 UTC No. 16435346
I just need to build two more super colliders anon, then I will totally find them this time. But in the mean time I need like $207 billion dollars and the literal Gulf of Mexico to build this thing and you're also going to need to pay me a cushy full time salary to work there for the next ten years along with 200 of my science friends who also need cool jobs where we wear hard hats and act cool all day. So like all in that's probably about $700 billion and then we'll still need to build the second collider. That one will need to be bigger than the last one of course. For that one we will need to go around the Earth's equator. So counting the wars waged for the land rights, materials, labor, feeding the slave labor, transportation, tax, and overheard we are talking close to $69 trillion dollars.
Once that collider is built around 2040 me and about 15,000 of my scientist friends are going to need cushy jobs there, nice cars and company housing, same deal with the cool hard hats as well. That's not included in the $69 trillion, science staff is extra. Then I'm sure we'll find your dark mater particles no later than 2052. And hey if we don't find them what's the big deal anyhow? Maybe the real dark mater particles were all the friends we made along the way.
Anonymous at Wed, 16 Oct 2024 22:44:52 UTC No. 16435381
>>16435346
We should build one around the circumference of the Moon. Also, the US should base enough nuclear weapons there to kill all life on Earth and say we'll shoot down anything anyone else sends to the Moon.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 17 Oct 2024 04:46:06 UTC No. 16435767
I have a box full of dark matter, how much is it worth and how do I get scientists to buy it from me?
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Fri, 18 Oct 2024 04:44:03 UTC No. 16437434
>>16435242
next to the unicorns
Anonymous at Fri, 18 Oct 2024 05:33:51 UTC No. 16437465
>>16435346
This, this is why I still come to this shithole of a website.
The tech needs something like 10^4 order of magnitude, PeVs not TeVs, to feasibly recreate primordial conditions.
Anonymous at Fri, 18 Oct 2024 13:50:33 UTC No. 16437898
>We don't know what dark matter is.
>GR is correct if we add dark matter.
>Gravitational lensing proves there is mass there we can't see.
>Uh I mean we see the effect of something that we can't see.
>Uhmmm I mean the only explanation we know of for the phenomena which appears to be- seemingly is- gravitational lensing, is gravity. And our model of gravity says that gravity comes from contributions to the stress energy tensor, which are energy and mass, so therefore we decided that the inexplicable disagreement with the model was due to hitherto unknown contributions which we deemed to be mass, and then uh also uh it's like really really dark.
Anonymous at Fri, 18 Oct 2024 13:54:37 UTC No. 16437904
>>16435242
The dark matter particles exist In the maths.
In reality I don't know.
But don't fret anon. No one lives in reality anymore.
You see its all theoretical.
Theoretically I can fuck 5 bitches a day.
But in reality?
Who cares let's just stick to theory anon
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sat, 19 Oct 2024 02:56:26 UTC No. 16439217
>>16437898
>I don't understand how any of this works, but I'm utterly certain that general relativity is indisputably correct
Anonymous at Sat, 19 Oct 2024 13:27:36 UTC No. 16439678
>>16439217
Yes.
Anonymous at Sat, 19 Oct 2024 13:36:01 UTC No. 16439686
>>16435242
We haven't built a Dark Accelerator to discover them yet.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sat, 19 Oct 2024 17:20:21 UTC No. 16439992
>>16435242
Absurdistan
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 03:18:53 UTC No. 16440715
>>16437434
In a wooden iron box
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 03:34:16 UTC No. 16440729
>>16435242
Dark Particles Matter.
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 03:55:51 UTC No. 16440741
>only way to prove the existence of axions is to create a sustained magnetic field as strong as a neutron stars and wait for axion particles to be transformed back into photons
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 15:39:03 UTC No. 16441302
The 'dark matter' meme was invented by a jewish woman
Anonymous at Sun, 20 Oct 2024 15:47:40 UTC No. 16441311
>>16441302
Pol
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 14:23:27 UTC No. 16442576
>>16441311
If it upsets you that Vera Rubin invented dark matter because she is jewish &/or a woman then you are the only who belongs on /pol/
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 14:29:30 UTC No. 16442584
>>16441302
>>16442576
Rubin did not invent or discover dark matter, you tourist. Zwicky coined the term, Dunkle Materie, decades before Rubin was even an astronomer.
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 14:52:08 UTC No. 16442603
Itโs not dark matter, itโs just matter in all the parallel timelines. Gravity from parallel timelines leaks across higher dimensions into our timeline and we think itโs โdark matterโ. Everybody knows that.
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 14:58:47 UTC No. 16442611
>>16442603
Or at least, everyone in *my* timeline knows that.
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 15:18:46 UTC No. 16442634
>>16435242
Dark matter and Dark energy is negative temperature thermodynamics. It's why they both seem to violate the laws of thermodynamics which, btw, do apply to these large scales
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 23:41:48 UTC No. 16443328
>>16435242
Does dark matter cause global warming?
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 03:48:58 UTC No. 16445260
>>16442584
nobody has ever discovered any dark matter, it was invented
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 01:10:38 UTC No. 16446604
Its amazing so many ppl are gullible enough to believe in dark matter. PT Barnum was right
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 01:26:36 UTC No. 16448156
>>16442584
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vera_
Vera Florence Cooper Rubin (/หruหbJn/; July 23, 1928 โ December 25, 2016) was an American astronomer who pioneered work on galaxy rotation rates.[1][2] She uncovered the discrepancy between the predicted and observed angular motion of galaxies by studying galactic rotation curves. These results were later confirmed over subsequent decades. Her work on the galaxy rotation problem was cited by others as evidence for the existence of dark matter.[3] The Vera C. Rubin Observatory in Chile is named in her honor.[4]
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 02:54:02 UTC No. 16449974
>>16435346
why are scientists so greedy and self centered?
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 23:28:00 UTC No. 16451378
>dark matter theory is real because string theory says it is and string theory is real because dark matter theory says it is and dark matter theory is real because string theory says it is and string theory is real because dark matter theory says it is and dark matter theory is real because string theory says it is and string theory is real because dark matter theory says it is and dark matter theory is real because string theory says it is and string theory is real because dark matter theory says it is and dark matter theory is real because string theory says it is and string theory is real because dark matter theory says it is and dark matter theory is real because string theory says it is and string theory is real because dark matter theory says it is andโฆ
talmudic af
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 16:55:41 UTC No. 16454919
could you make a laser sword out of dark matter?
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 17:54:58 UTC No. 16454994
>>16454919
In theory, it repels matter so it could be focusable
Anonymous at Thu, 31 Oct 2024 03:17:48 UTC No. 16456604
>>16454994
does that means it attracts antimatter?
Anonymous at Fri, 1 Nov 2024 02:40:45 UTC No. 16457703
>>16454994
Soience nerds repel women, does that mean they're made out of dark matter?
Anonymous at Sat, 2 Nov 2024 03:23:54 UTC No. 16459251
>>16457703
their brains are undetectable by conventional means
Anonymous at Sat, 2 Nov 2024 20:29:29 UTC No. 16459999
If the universe is over 95% dark matter then how come there isn't any dark matter in our solar system? Doesn't is contradict the cosmological principle for our solar system to be so incredibly unique and unusual? Why isn't our solar system 95% dark matter?
Anonymous at Sat, 2 Nov 2024 21:13:42 UTC No. 16460031
>>16459999
1. There's some here but it's too evenly distributed to affect planetary motion.
2. Averages. It's not that the solar system is special, it's that any patch of space with a star system in it is special when it comes to concentration of baryonic mass. Dark matter does not clump to nearly the same extent.
Anonymous at Mon, 4 Nov 2024 02:16:06 UTC No. 16461670
>>16435242
a dark matter particle just flew over my house
Anonymous at Mon, 4 Nov 2024 22:31:41 UTC No. 16462777
>>16459999
If dark matter (in the form of some super difficult to directly detect particle) exists, it is is spread thinly but relatively evenly throughout the galaxy. The amount of dark matter within our solar system proposed by those models would be roughly equal to a small asteroid in mass (again, spread through the whole solar system) which is why we can't measure its impact on local orbits. However, the space inbetween stars in the galaxy is vastly larger than the spaces taken up by star systems, so even at that low density dark matter ends up massing a lot more. A silly analogy would be how aircraft are much more dense than air, and that the air inside an airplane is a rounding error compared to its total mass, yet the mass of the atmosphere outweighs every airplane combine multiple times over.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 05:26:28 UTC No. 16464468
>>16462725
"fabulosness" should have been replaced with grandiosity for it to have been a truly cutting comic, but the "thank god" is a fairly good punchline
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 03:45:41 UTC No. 16467931
>>16445260
Its wasn't invented because it doesn't exist. It was conceptualized
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 22:20:27 UTC No. 16468806
>>16462777
why cant it be a bunch of virtual particles distributed over the solar system or some sciencey shit like taht?
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 18:15:58 UTC No. 16469823
>>16467931
>conceptualized
imagined, fantasized, presumed, supposed, dreamed up, taken for granted
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Nov 2024 03:12:47 UTC No. 16471584
>>16457703
lol
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Nov 2024 03:54:44 UTC No. 16471613
Micro black holes Id wager.
๐๏ธ Anonymous at Wed, 13 Nov 2024 05:21:53 UTC No. 16472985
>>16457703
they're dim for sure