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Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 22:13:27 UTC No. 16443211
There are no animals in the natural world which need to wipe their ass after they shit, the only animals that do that are humans (and sometimes their pets if the pets are fed goyslop). Wild animals have evolved to be able to shit without wiping when they're consuming their natural diet. When humans eat a carnivorous or nearly carnivorous diet then they don't need to wipe their asses after they shit.
This is scientific proof that humans are naturally carnivorous
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 22:35:16 UTC No. 16443245
>>16443211
>When humans eat a carnivorous or nearly carnivorous diet then they don't need to wipe their asses after they shit.
Not true. Wash yo ass.
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 22:48:14 UTC No. 16443274
Oh god not this pic again for 97 days
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 23:22:54 UTC No. 16443305
>>16443274
>How to filter
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 23:32:02 UTC No. 16443315
>>16443305
I know. Love Trump, love paleo, but I remember scrolling past this disgusting pic interminably months ago and glad it had been purged.
Anonymous at Mon, 21 Oct 2024 23:49:14 UTC No. 16443330
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 02:39:33 UTC No. 16443494
>>16443315
>Love Trump
oh, this specimens roaming around here explain the decline of /sci/
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 12:31:13 UTC No. 16444039
>>16443274
we are so back
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 12:55:07 UTC No. 16444060
>>16443211
>carnivorous diet
yes eat only animal foods for optimal health but you should eat (some of) it raw
you are talking about a fad diet where these influencer retards purposefully avoid eating what they crave (carbs) and also only eat cooked meats
our ancestors ate raw meat and blood from freshly killed animals that supplied them with some carbs thanks to glycogen storages, they were never eating 0 carbs
of course today if you say carbs people think rice or pasta when they should think fruit or raw honey (or even raw milk)
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 17:12:30 UTC No. 16444359
>>16443211
>and sometimes their pets if the pets are fed goyslop
Pretty sure cats will still lick and clean their assholes even if they eat a completely "natural diet"
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 17:29:38 UTC No. 16444379
>>16444359
they only do that when they're fed corn and rice goyslop. feed them meat and it doesn't happen
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 22:05:43 UTC No. 16444803
>>16443330
norman rockwell tier. absolutely beautiful.
a true leader of a nation.
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 22:25:47 UTC No. 16444835
>>16444824
How do dung beetles roll that?
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 22:27:50 UTC No. 16444840
>>16443211
biggest predictor of shit hardness for me is just holding it in. Whenever i feel the urge at work i just hold it in, usually, and when i poop at home it has hardened. Its very clear that the gut is just absorbing water from it.
And when you eat meat there will be little pressure to poop, you can go days in between poops, meat can be almost perfectly digested with little left to poop unless you bulk it with fiber
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 22:44:45 UTC No. 16444862
Get whole cilium husk Pucci for cheap on Amazon. Indeed, Jeff Bezos murderous Space and campaign Wil simultaneously.
Increasing consistency and decreasing maintenance wiping
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 22:52:19 UTC No. 16444881
>>16443211
There are videos of bears walking around with tapeworms hanging from their buttholes and even if bears possessed the ability to wipe their asses, their claws are too sharp and would injure their buttholes
Kampnich camera traps - Bear with tapeworm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBU
Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 23:25:25 UTC No. 16444930
>>16443211
Many animals tongue each other and their own anuses. The elephant will perform colonoscopy of other elephants and consume the feces.
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 03:31:04 UTC No. 16445242
>>16443211
animals asses are dirty after shitting. they either just don't do anything about it cause get don't wear clothes, or they lick it.
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 03:41:59 UTC No. 16445250
>>16444930
this. OP should tongue my anus.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XOB5s
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 13:11:21 UTC No. 16445641
>>16443211
never met my dog apparently
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 14:11:53 UTC No. 16445713
>>16444803
How many presidents have actually done this?
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 15:59:33 UTC No. 16445864
>>16443211
If your not a fat fuck and you eat a natural diet that makes your shits solid like they are supposed to be and you squat down with cheeks spread to take a shit then there will be minimal residue. People have to wipe because they have fat butt cheeks and sit down to shit and get shit all over their butts. There is an intelligent way to do this but nobody does it.
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 18:01:36 UTC No. 16446094
>>16443211
>Wild animals have evolved to be able to shit without wiping when they're consuming their natural diet. When humans eat a carnivorous or nearly carnivorous diet then they don't need to wipe their asses after they shit.
Yes, also humans don't develop tooth decay if they stay on a meat-based diet, but we have been brainwashed to believe that we need to brush our teeth everyday or our teeth will rot, and we are conditioned to think that this is normal.
But yeah, another proof is that we like to fuck women in the ass, but this is kind of hard if the women eat goyslop and need to clean their rectum from all the shit inside before you can give them a good assfucking. A carnivore diet allows you to fuck your wife in the ass whenever you feel like it, which is the natural way of things.
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 18:04:13 UTC No. 16446096
>>16443494
The decline of /sci/ is explained by the same phenomenon leading to the decline of science and western civilization in general : Left-wing faggots infesting every institutions and demanding that the facts be adapted to present their pet niggers in the most favourable light possible.
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 18:05:19 UTC No. 16446099
>>16444060
>you are talking about a fad diet where these influencer retards purposefully avoid eating what they crave (carbs) and also only eat cooked meats
>our ancestors ate raw meat and blood from freshly killed animals that supplied them with some carbs thanks to glycogen storages, they were never eating 0 carbs
>of course today if you say carbs people think rice or pasta when they should think fruit or raw honey (or even raw milk)
Based and Gatispilled.
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 23:39:20 UTC No. 16446514
>>16443330
Kino Trump
Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 23:52:15 UTC No. 16446526
>>16444060
the only meat you should be eating near-raw is a seared steak, and carefully prepared cuts of sushi-grade fish
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 00:11:53 UTC No. 16446544
>>16446526
I eat all my sushi raw just like your mum's pussy
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 00:34:55 UTC No. 16446567
>>16446526
every animal on the planet eats raw meat of all sorts, its all just as safe to eat as raw plants and mushrooms are,
probably moreso than mushrooms. most of the edible mushrooms need to be cooked to be edible. some meat is poisonous just like some plants and mushrooms are, but most meat can be eaten raw.
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 16:40:23 UTC No. 16447420
>>16444840
>biggest predictor of shit hardness for me is just holding it in
legit this
and when I shit if I overstay and try to shit out more than the first big usually hard turd that's when the paste comes in
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 20:31:16 UTC No. 16447816
>>16446567
.....Is this a real product?
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 20:48:15 UTC No. 16447823
>>16443211
>Trump Steaks was a brand of steak and other meats that was licensed by Donald Trump.
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 15:54:51 UTC No. 16449114
>>16447823
delicious
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 17:04:56 UTC No. 16449181
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 17:06:22 UTC No. 16449183
>>16449114
they look dry as fuck