Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 08:49:48 UTC No. 16443830

>>16443825
Big Al. Staten Island. Chill dude. Makes great chicken parm.

EBOK at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 09:17:21 UTC No. 16443850

Alas fag

Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 09:19:20 UTC No. 16443852

>>16443825
Sounds jewish desu

Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 09:19:42 UTC No. 16443853

>>16443825
Well known older brother to Ed. Not much is known about Al Witten, only that he is the most prolific, diverse publisher of information of all times. He doesn't win nobel prizes or fields medals like his esteemed brother Ed, however Al has a stronger impact on all of science.

Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 14:23:31 UTC No. 16444156

>>16443825
He is the greatest scientist of all times

Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 19:21:27 UTC No. 16444560

>>16443825
Anyone know who Ibid is? He seems to be cited on every subject under the sun...or is it some kind of mainframe encyclopedia?

Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 21:45:04 UTC No. 16444782

>>16444560
Ibid is an alias of God.

Anonymous at Tue, 22 Oct 2024 23:40:48 UTC No. 16444956

>A challenger appears

Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 08:02:55 UTC No. 16445452

>>16443825
I am Et Al. AMA
>Verification not required.
It's pronounced like "Ait Aal" by the way

Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 12:15:47 UTC No. 16445601

>>16444782
pretty handy that we can just point to Him with a page number and its accepted as a valid citation. must make being an academic way easier than it could be.

Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 12:26:08 UTC No. 16445613

>>16443825
Etward Al runs a paper mill and pumps out slop on the daily. He's currently being investigated for fraudulent data

Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 20:55:35 UTC No. 16446350

>>16443825
>Is he really that smart?
Why else would Betty be calling him?