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Anonymous at Wed, 23 Oct 2024 14:26:27 UTC No. 16445730

oh yeah, let’s all worship the scientific method 'cause nothing screams reliable like
>come up with a hypothesis after watching your cat knock stuff off the table.
>run experiments until you get the result you want (ignore the other 97 trials where nothing worked)
>publish it, and if anyone questions you, just say 'But it’s BASEDENCE!' and they'll have to take you seriously
>Repeat until you’ve reinvented gravity or disproven water
don’t worry, as long as it’s peer-reviewed and got some graphs, it’s basically gospel