🧵 Why do Wiccans tend to suffer from metabolic syndrome?
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 00:34:07 UTC No. 16446566
Scientifically speaking, why are women who believe in magic so fat?
Is their obesity caused by retardation, or does the obesity cause their retardation?
Do they believe in magic because they are retarded, or because they are fat?
And how susceptible is the average woman to becoming fat or retarded (Wiccan)?
Can this hit any woman, or is it limited to dysgenics?
Discuss.
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 00:58:13 UTC No. 16446597
>>16446566
wiccans are autistic
Raphael at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 01:21:45 UTC No. 16446619
>>16446566
Ironically they run the economy with billionaires telling them what’s going to happen next
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 01:28:23 UTC No. 16446632
>>16446566
fat people are stupid, congratulations OP for figuring this out
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 04:06:55 UTC No. 16446769
>>16446566
viral damage
simple as
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 04:36:08 UTC No. 16446777
>obesity is now at large being classed within metabolic syndromes
What a fucking insult to logic and intelligence.
Being fat isn't a "syndrome", having thyroid imbalance due to having a kidney taken out from cancer and having a significantly lowered metabolism is a syndrome.
I've done a lot of reading about the latter because a family member, and I got curious.
Metabolic issues statistically lead to a 10-20% reduction in caloric expenditure. That's the difference of a small sandwich a day.
Even these people with an actual legitimate medical issue have no reason to be fat fucks.
Fat people are just fucking stupid.
Like all these dumb females who want to believe in witchery.
Fucking wiccans, fucking obesity as a syndrome, go jump off a tall building we don't need any of them.
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 04:42:06 UTC No. 16446779
Since wiccans are rich (from their magic abilities) they can afford more fine foods, making them fat
Anonymous at Thu, 24 Oct 2024 06:26:01 UTC No. 16446852
>>16446777
Metabolic syndrome refers to the general metabolic changes that come with chronic overeating, such as diabetes, fatty liver, high cholesterol, etc. It doesn't mean the "slow metabolism" thing that fat people like to use as an excuse.