Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 02:27:40 UTC No. 16448239

>>16448144
Mexica

Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 02:32:56 UTC No. 16448245

>>16448144
> Tfw you're not European enough to be from either Europa

Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 02:46:52 UTC No. 16448258

>>16448144
meh, it's at most some microbes
probably just call them jovian and lump everything from jupiters moons together

Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 02:59:42 UTC No. 16448273

>>16448144
We could call them non-gay europeans.

Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 04:52:10 UTC No. 16448415

>>16448258
I have doubts about there being enough energy there for a biosphere.
Also, wouldn't the mutation rate be lower there since they'd be exposed to less radiation in their cozy ice shell?

Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 12:17:58 UTC No. 16448789

Why would it? We call aliens on Mars "Martians", aliens on Luna "Lunarians" etc.

Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 12:21:50 UTC No. 16448794

>>16448144
Europenis

Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 15:27:29 UTC No. 16449070

>>16448415
>I have doubts about there being enough energy there for a biosphere.
Not a problem as long as the power usage rate is low. There is not much activity at teh bottom of the ocean trenches but some life is there too.
>Also, wouldn't the mutation rate be lower there since they'd be exposed to less radiation in their cozy ice shell?
Perhaps, then again you could have radioactive materials in the core, and some chemicals are also mutagenic.

Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 21:46:24 UTC No. 16449540

>>16448144
It ain't gonna be anything more complex than some retarted fish anyway so after the initial shock nobody will care

Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 23:59:23 UTC No. 16449735

>>16448415
If they have hydrothermal vent based primary energy/oxygen generation (like we do in small quantities) they could very well have a small biosphere. It might be fairly locally contained to a small region around the hydrothermal vents though (assuming, speculatively, that it exists).

Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 01:01:43 UTC No. 16449835

>>16448144
they would change the name to India or Africa, because it would be very problematic to call it europa, where White people live