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Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 01:29:53 UTC No. 16448158
My dad got tickets to see him on my birthday. What should ask for /sci/ during question time?
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 01:31:26 UTC No. 16448161
>>16448158
you need tickets to snap into someone elses brain?
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 01:35:39 UTC No. 16448169
>>16448158
Ask him if he's figured out the source of the mysterious chirping.
🗑️ Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 01:44:42 UTC No. 16448178
>>16448158
Ask him if he knows Twum
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 01:46:48 UTC No. 16448184
Isn't it far more likely that dark matter particles don't interact with normal matter at all so they are actually impossible to detect. So all the money spent on such experiments is a waste.
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 05:19:42 UTC No. 16448437
>>16448158
Buy a copy of BOB, tell him you're an astronomy student, get it signed, and sell it for a couple hundred bucks profit.
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 12:33:15 UTC No. 16448807
>>16448158
Where's my bike?
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 19:22:47 UTC No. 16449383
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 21:14:13 UTC No. 16449495
Dubs and "how many black scientists does it take to steal a bike"
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 21:39:20 UTC No. 16449530
Dubs and ask him what his favorite brand of fried chicken is to go with all that watermelon he eats
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 23:07:06 UTC No. 16449681
>>16448158
Ask him if aliens are real.
Anonymous at Fri, 25 Oct 2024 23:20:48 UTC No. 16449695
Ask him if Pluto is hiding in a woman's titties.
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 00:46:59 UTC No. 16449811
>>16448169
This and also ask him how he would feel if he hadn't had breakfast that morning
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 03:39:29 UTC No. 16450024
Dubs and you call him Niel Degrasse Tyson-chicken, PhD in watermelonomics
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 05:24:15 UTC No. 16450082
>>16448158
>how many bikes do you have in your garage?
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 11:50:45 UTC No. 16450349
>>16450024
Second
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 12:27:29 UTC No. 16450391
>>16448158
Get your biggest Tablet and show him the UFO proof that has several pilot, an ex assistant secretary of state and Mellon air, a president and scientist convinced the phenomena is real and how does a pop sci hack know better than these people with double his IQ and reputation
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 14:33:05 UTC No. 16450641
Dubs and you call him a nigger
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 14:38:32 UTC No. 16450651
>>16450024
reoll
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 16:23:12 UTC No. 16450881
>>16450641
Reroll
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 16:33:29 UTC No. 16450901
>>16448158
ask him to explain the Lagrangian of a system
I have a theory that this retard with a phd only knows high school calculus and mechanics and nothing beyond that
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 18:22:33 UTC No. 16451050
>>16448158
Ask if he has something more interesting than 10 stories and 20 slogans for morons that he repeats ad nauseam.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 21:01:00 UTC No. 16451223
Ask why he doesn't actually do any science
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 21:04:25 UTC No. 16451227
Ask him if how his wife feels about him kissing mirrors.
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 21:05:17 UTC No. 16451230
Dubs and you call him a disingenuous nigger faggot who doesn't actually perform any research
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 21:05:57 UTC No. 16451232
Ask him why he's such a dumb nigger
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 21:48:03 UTC No. 16451281
>>16450901
>NDT proceeds to rant about energy, before making an epic turn to entropy
No, don't
🗑️ Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 22:59:25 UTC No. 16451353
Tell him to post on this board. Also ask him if he thought the JWST sausage pic was real
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 23:11:01 UTC No. 16451359
>>16448158
nothing homie, chill with your dad and have a good time.
🗑️ Anonymous at Mon, 28 Oct 2024 03:56:03 UTC No. 16453175
what a shit tier birthday present
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 05:46:09 UTC No. 16454488
>>16448158
>How does it feel like to be a diversity hire without anything to offer, Neil?
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 06:04:39 UTC No. 16454501
>>16450901
he does have legit degrees, he doesn't want to waste his time explaining technical stuff to the public since his job is to be entertaining now. I wouldn't blame him if he forgot a bunch of that shit too since its not as important to his job anymore
Anonymous at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 02:07:58 UTC No. 16455478
>>16448158
Ask him why he drives a massive gas guzzling luxury vehicle if he thinks global warming is real
Anonymous at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 02:13:37 UTC No. 16455486
>>16448158
ask him whatever just call him "Smoke"
Anonymous at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 04:14:46 UTC No. 16455595
>>16448158
Is he the best of the celebraty scientists? Like whos the best one?
Anonymous at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 04:16:54 UTC No. 16455598
>>16455595
>Durr hurr burr adam savage is a scientist!!
KYS
Anonymous at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 04:46:21 UTC No. 16455609
>>16455595
>bill bye
Not a scientist
>alice roberts
Camwhore who talks "science" to get simp $$$
>ed witten
Not a "celebraty"
>daniel dennet
Cringe new-atheist "philosopher"
>adam savage
Douche bag tv personality
>sam harris
Another Cringelord new-atheist "philosopher"
>chris hitchens
Lol pwned by god
>kurgesatz/vsauce/veritasium
Reddit tier science influencers
>hank green
Literal embodiment of the so-ybo-y meme
Anonymous at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 04:57:18 UTC No. 16455617
>>16448158
Did you meet him yet? If not, ask him
>When black holes lose mass via Hawking Radiation, why isn't there a point in time where the black hole's Schwarzchild radius shrinks to the extent that it stops being a black hole?
Anonymous at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 05:20:46 UTC No. 16455631
>>16455595
Here I fixed your list for you,
Youre welcome
OP at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 05:54:54 UTC No. 16455638
>>16455617
No, it is in february
Anonymous at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 06:17:19 UTC No. 16455649
>>16448158
Ask him why he genuinely believes that Harvard rejected him because he was too smart.
Anonymous at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 08:58:51 UTC No. 16455695
>>16448158
Ask his cock size
Anonymous at Thu, 31 Oct 2024 01:10:18 UTC No. 16456489
>>16455649
Dey be racist
Anonymous at Fri, 1 Nov 2024 00:50:50 UTC No. 16457608
>>16455638
Keep this thread bumped until then so you can give us a final report on the big event after it occurs.
Anonymous at Sat, 2 Nov 2024 03:17:57 UTC No. 16459245
Anonymous at Sat, 2 Nov 2024 20:25:48 UTC No. 16459991
>>16455631
Carl Sagan is also jewish
Anonymous at Sat, 2 Nov 2024 20:36:46 UTC No. 16460005
>>16459991
He never identified as one. He was an atheist.
Anonymous at Sat, 2 Nov 2024 21:47:37 UTC No. 16460063
>>16448158
If you do a Face/Off style surgery are you still kissing your own lips in the mirror even though they are somebody else’s former lips?
Anonymous at Sat, 2 Nov 2024 21:53:55 UTC No. 16460070
>>16448158
If I were to flap my hands at the speed of light since birth would I grow up with baby hands? Obviously ignoring the destructive forces that would happen.
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 00:47:03 UTC No. 16460324
>>16460070
You already have tiny hands so what does it matter
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 01:09:10 UTC No. 16460348
Is it possible to kiss myself in the mirror?
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 01:33:50 UTC No. 16460370
>>16448158
Your dad paid to see a N-word speak?
Is he really your dad? You should get a DNA test.
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 01:46:51 UTC No. 16460392
>>16455595
god i hate that faggot hank green
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 01:51:31 UTC No. 16460397
>>16460392
https://youtu.be/RECuQaaGGfA?si=1LI
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 02:00:00 UTC No. 16460412
>>16460397
Oh my fucking god.
When did pop-atheism become literal so-y-boi shit? I never though id say this, but I miss the 90s/00s grumpy smug nu-atheists. We didnt know how good we had it.
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 02:06:29 UTC No. 16460420
>>16460392
>>16460412
You're either with him, or your with the christians fundamentalists.
Which side are you on?
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 02:10:33 UTC No. 16460426
>>16448158
Ask him how long before hes cancelled by a sex scandal?
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 02:12:55 UTC No. 16460431
>>16455631
>chris hitchens
LMAO
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 02:33:19 UTC No. 16460448
>>16460412
>I heckin love science
>I heckin love carl sagan
>i heckin love vaccines too
>theres nothing here to argue against
>its a process not an ideology
>and. I. Hecking. Love. Science!
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 03:03:36 UTC No. 16460465
>>16460448
Everyone knows hes a fag, whats your point. Why do you insist on posting him? Its not the "epicwin" you think it is. Are you a repressed homo or something?
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 04:21:10 UTC No. 16460517
>>16460397
moot is such a faggot
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 04:39:51 UTC No. 16460544
>>16448158
>be me
>go to /sci/ to hear an intellectual conversation
>thread about niel degrasse tyson
>oh maybe theyre discussing astronomy
>people in thread calling each other "fags"
>people talking about basedboys & homosexuality
>people talking about moot.
Why is it like this?
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 11:08:48 UTC No. 16460787
>>16448158
Length, girth and wide of their junk.
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 11:58:51 UTC No. 16460820
>>16455595
>>16455631
god i wanna pound cox asshole
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 12:02:39 UTC No. 16460822
>>16460324
Too old for me to coom with.
raphael at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 18:34:31 UTC No. 16461205
he has a savior complex towards faggots
Anonymous at Sun, 3 Nov 2024 23:11:28 UTC No. 16461513
>>16460544
>theyre
Anonymous at Mon, 4 Nov 2024 00:07:09 UTC No. 16461575
>>16460820
You know he has a cox right?
Anonymous at Mon, 4 Nov 2024 21:00:58 UTC No. 16462658
>>16460005
judaism is genetic