๐๏ธ ๐งต Bed and room placement
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 12:33:49 UTC No. 16450403
what is the perfect placement of bed, computer, furniture, in a room?
How to calculate the perfect placement of everything?
I have a room, window, radiator, door, bed, computer, speakers, one piece of furniture.
What is the perfect placement of every item and my body?
How should my body be aligned during sleep? Should my feet be in south, north, east, west direction? Do Earth magnetic field affect brain and heart?
When I use computer, should screen be in the direction of window or away? If it's in direction of window, the sun will attack my monitor and I will not see anything.
I shouldn't block radiator with bed and furniture. What else?
What if the jews will shoot machine gun from the window into the room when I sleep?
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 12:56:48 UTC No. 16450440
>>16450403
>what is the perfect placement of bed, computer, furniture, in a room?
In the trash
>How to calculate the perfect placement of everything?
You don't need to, it's constant: the trash
>What is the perfect placement of every item?
The trash
>What is the perfect placement of my body?
The trash
>How should my body be aligned during sleep?
Parallel to the trash
>Should my feet be in south, north, east, west direction?
They should be in the trash
>Do Earth magnetic field affect brain and heart?
No, the trash will protect you
>When I use computer, should screen be in the direction of window or away?
No, it should be in the trash
>What else?
You shouldn't step out of the trash
>What if the jews will shoot machine gun from the window into the room when I sleep?
There's no window in the trash
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 13:17:29 UTC No. 16450472
>>16450403
Your questions, at least as asked in such a broad manner, are not scientific. But Feng shui is a collection of best practices developed over thousands of years. While it's possible their rules will not apply to your situation, odds a good that following their rules will give you a better outcome than random or even your own collection of misc thoughts.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 15:32:57 UTC No. 16450772
>>16450472
This image doesn't apply to me, I don't have sofa and TV. I have bed, computer, window, speakers. Where to put everything, how to calculate the position of all items according to science?
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 17:30:02 UTC No. 16450980
How to place monitor?
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 17:52:27 UTC No. 16451008
>>16450772
You missed the point of the post and instead focused on the image, which was simply demonstrative of what Feng Shui does rather than advice about your specific situation.
This is not the correct board for your questions and your ability to understand responses appears to be very limited. Try the 'stupid questions' thread on >>>/diy/SQTDDTOT/ and be sure to include more details of your specific situation instead of the head canon you keep shitting out here.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 18:34:10 UTC No. 16451065
>>16450403
>I have a room, window, radiator, door, bed, computer, speakers, one piece of furniture
>>16450403
>how to calculate the position of all items according to science?
Use graph paper and draw your room to scale. Then use more graph paper and make cut outs of all your furniture items, again to scale of course. You'll have to measure everything. Then just move the furniture around on paper till it all fits and looks good. Remember to leave enough space for walking and such, tho it doesn't seem like you have enough furniture for that to be a problem.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 19:17:59 UTC No. 16451103
>>16450403
That house needs a bathroom.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:40:48 UTC No. 16451183
>>16451008
No, /diy/ is not about rooms and not about science.
I need a mathematical formula and algorithm for perfect placement and rotation of every item in my room, so I become so strong on my computer that I will defeat jews and print 341 million dollars (+-3.1%).
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 21:00:34 UTC No. 16451222
>>16451183
The dude can not take "No" for an answer.
Jannies, make it go away. Please.
>>>/x/
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 23:14:51 UTC No. 16451362
>>16451065
>Then just move the furniture around on paper till it all fits and looks good.
But I don't care about looks.
I don't know what rotation should my bed and my monitor have compare to rotation of window. Depending on how I rotate monitor, sunlight might attack my monitor and I will not see anything.
Should I sit in a way to be able to see the window or not?
What should be rotation of the bed and my body in relation to window?
Where should the speakers be placed?
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 23:42:26 UTC No. 16451387
>>16450403
Do not place any electronic equipment like computers in the bedroom, place it the study room/home office.
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 00:32:00 UTC No. 16451430
>>16451387
Who do you think I am, a billionaire? To have 4 rooms just for myself?
Also, I think your proposition is bad. So I should spend all day in computer room? And how, by sitting on chair? And then go to bedroom for sleep? But if I stand up and walk this will wake me up and I will no longer be sleepy.
What if I need music for sleeping?
Why should I buy 3 rooms for myself if I cannot use them at same time because I have only one body? Why can't I do all things in a single room? Why pay jews 3x the price for housing?
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 00:39:40 UTC No. 16451438
>>16451430
You need a proper bedroom to rest/sleep in. Ideally you also need an office to study/work but you can use your living room as an office.
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 01:24:56 UTC No. 16451492
>>16451438
No, you only need one room for everything. You pack all you need inside. You can control the universe from the room.
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 10:22:44 UTC No. 16451954
The best placement for bed and monitor?
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 10:51:21 UTC No. 16451963
>>16450403
create walking zones first and distribute the furniture according to them
>>16451065
>graph paper
this is useful
>>16451362
>sunlight might attack my monitor
curtains nigga
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 13:51:52 UTC No. 16452163
>>16451963
>create walking zones first and distribute the furniture according to them
I don't walk, I just use computer. And I don't have furniture, just bed and computer, where to put them in relation to window?
>curtains nigga
curtains are toxic, fire hazard, unhealthy, they also make your room dark and sad
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 14:40:50 UTC No. 16452229
>>16452163
>curtains are toxic, fire hazard, unhealthy, they also make your room dark and sad
buy some white cotton curtains nigga
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 15:08:54 UTC No. 16452256
>>16450472
This is ridiculous
>bookcase/plants and electronic next to fireplace
>why is there a single chair and 2 tables in the corner of the room? Who the fuck would want to sit there?
>theres a fireplace in the room but lets NOT make it the focal point of the room. Instead lets place all the chairs and tables as far away from it as possible. I mean who would want to sit next to the warm fire am i right?
>huge window but lets not place any plants there. Its not like they can use the light or they can be used to block people looking straight into the room. Instead lets place plants in the corner next to the fire.
>the fireplace and big window are the 2 main features of this room. So lets NOT place the furniture in a way that would naturally direct people to these 2 places. Instead lets place all the furniture to block their paths there. Who wants to sit next to the warm fire or look at the view anyway lmao
where did you find this ridiculous example of a "well planned living room"?
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 18:36:18 UTC No. 16452547
>>16452229
They are soaked in chemicals to prevent them from burning. Also they attract dust.
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 18:43:50 UTC No. 16452559
>>16452547
>get a piece of white cotton cloth yourself,sew the borders and attach some eyelets
>wash them twice a year
it's a fucking curtain anon
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 22:06:55 UTC No. 16452872
>>16452559
I don't like it. It will still lower the light in the room. I should just put monitor somewhere else so it's not attacked by sunlight.
Anonymous at Mon, 28 Oct 2024 05:00:53 UTC No. 16453207
>>16450403
maybe try asking in
>>>/lgbt/
Anonymous at Mon, 28 Oct 2024 09:44:09 UTC No. 16453385
>>16453207
lgbt is for faggots, so for you
Anonymous at Mon, 28 Oct 2024 13:16:38 UTC No. 16453485
Where to put monitor?
Anonymous at Mon, 28 Oct 2024 19:08:03 UTC No. 16453888
>>16452256
also, the coffee table is too far from either couch to comfortably place a coffee cup on it
Anonymous at Mon, 28 Oct 2024 22:34:56 UTC No. 16454099
where
Anonymous at Mon, 28 Oct 2024 23:19:32 UTC No. 16454139
>>16453485
Somewhere you can't see it from bed.
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 09:17:15 UTC No. 16454608
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 13:49:20 UTC No. 16454739
>>16454139
why
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 14:32:38 UTC No. 16454782
>>16451492
At some point you gotta move out of your momโs basement anon
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 19:27:16 UTC No. 16455117
>>16454782
No, in Europe you can live there forever.
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 21:45:57 UTC No. 16455299
>>16450772
>>16450403
This is called by chinese people Feng Shui.
There are other people who came up with this as well , but basic principles of feng shui may be a good start.
Anonymous at Wed, 30 Oct 2024 09:09:15 UTC No. 16455701
>>16455299
What Feng Shui says about my room? Where should I put monitor and bed, how to rotate them in relation to window?
Anonymous at Thu, 31 Oct 2024 14:49:37 UTC No. 16457001
WHERE MONITOR
Anonymous at Thu, 31 Oct 2024 15:33:11 UTC No. 16457086
>>16457001
Why dont you at least show us what your room look like you fucking cunt
Anonymous at Thu, 31 Oct 2024 23:03:04 UTC No. 16457529
>>16457086
It's just rectangle, one window, one bed, one computer.
Where to put bed and monitor in relation to window?
Anonymous at Thu, 31 Oct 2024 23:38:54 UTC No. 16457552
>>16457529
What a fucking moron
Wheres the window? Wheres the door? How big is the window? How big is the room? How big is the bed?
Anonymous at Fri, 1 Nov 2024 00:03:06 UTC No. 16457570
>>16457001
If you're that fucking concerned about sunlight shining on your monitor then just get some adhesive film to tint your window.
Jesus christ Anon. You're both autistic, obsessed, AND a brainlet. A winning triple combo.
Anonymous at Fri, 1 Nov 2024 10:46:57 UTC No. 16457995
>>16457552
The window is on one of the walls, on the center. Medium size (window).
Room is small.
Bed is small.
Monitor is small.
Anonymous at Fri, 1 Nov 2024 11:13:59 UTC No. 16458024
>>16457995
Holy shit this fucking bellend
>still doesnt say where door is
>inb4 on one of the walls
>still doesnt say if door and window is on short or long side of wall
>still doesnt give room dimension
Im sure there are others but im so bored of this retard already
Kill yourself and find some other board to troll
Anonymous at Fri, 1 Nov 2024 11:31:10 UTC No. 16458032
>>16450403
There are very big fat books about how to properly design a house for humans, but only very few can afford such luxury. The rest has to live in a cursed dwelling, overpriced cardboard den, rat flat, filthy hut, or just the fucking street.
Anonymous at Sat, 2 Nov 2024 11:02:30 UTC No. 16459532
>>16457570
No, I don't want to block light from window, I don't want darkness. I only don't want to light attack my monitor.