๐งต Alien egg sacs spreading rapidly across European rivers
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 16:39:03 UTC No. 16450911
https://nypost.com/2024/10/25/scien
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 16:46:48 UTC No. 16450925
It literally says in your screenshot that it's a sack of slimy hermaphrodites
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 16:50:30 UTC No. 16450931
>>16450925
cool it with the slurs
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 17:07:38 UTC No. 16450944
>>16450911
>slimy little hermaphrodites
wow, hate speech much?
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:21:42 UTC No. 16451156
>>16450911
Is this how transsexuals are born? They come out of that?
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:23:08 UTC No. 16451158
>>16451156
Yes that is how I was born, after the alien brood queen dumped my egg sac on earth
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:34:08 UTC No. 16451175
>>16451158
Wicked.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:48:14 UTC No. 16451197
>>16450925
Your Mom's a slimy hermaphrodite.
And that why I keep coming back.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:49:28 UTC No. 16451201
>>16451197
Why are you trannychasing that anon's dad?
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 21:33:29 UTC No. 16451267
>>16451197
>his mom
>>16451201
>her dad
It's BOTH!
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 04:27:33 UTC No. 16451696
Good morning I hate journalists
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 12:16:00 UTC No. 16452015
>>16450911
Why are they pulling them out of the water? That's transphobic.
Anonymous at Mon, 28 Oct 2024 18:23:24 UTC No. 16453838
>>16450911
I knew pod people were real.
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 00:43:41 UTC No. 16454247
>>16450911
>eggs
Anyone know if they're edible yet? I'm thinking they might taste kinda like nopales
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 01:23:25 UTC No. 16454276
>>16454247
They're not inedible per se but they tend to pick up heavy metals and various toxins from algal blooms so eating them isn't really a good idea, generally.
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 01:37:18 UTC No. 16454296
>>16450911
As the article states - that's a Bryozoan.
A Bryozoan is a colony of little squiggly heramphrodites, pic related, that spend their days linked together in what amounts to a gay sex commune: *filter feeding, sucking, fucking, and constantly cumming. I'm being crude, but not entirely fictious, as each Bryozoan plays the role of an individual 'cell' in the collectives 'body', so they really do need to constantly be having futanari gangbangs to maintain their form.
Bryozoan are probably spreading either because the water is getting warmer, or its' simply cleaner. Bryozoan like warm, clean, water since their little lubricated mucousy bodies are constantly exposed and vulnerable to pollutants. Likewise, it's awfully difficult to sloppy toppy if you're experiencing shrinkage from cold water.