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๐Ÿงต Alien egg sacs spreading rapidly across European rivers

Anonymous No. 16450911

https://nypost.com/2024/10/25/science/slimy-orange-alien-egg-pods-discovered-in-river-and-theyre-spreading-rapidly/

Anonymous No. 16450925

It literally says in your screenshot that it's a sack of slimy hermaphrodites

Anonymous No. 16450931

>>16450925
cool it with the slurs

Anonymous No. 16450944

>>16450911
>slimy little hermaphrodites
wow, hate speech much?

Anonymous No. 16451156

>>16450911
Is this how transsexuals are born? They come out of that?

Anonymous No. 16451158

>>16451156
Yes that is how I was born, after the alien brood queen dumped my egg sac on earth

Anonymous No. 16451175

>>16451158
Wicked.

Anonymous No. 16451197

>>16450925
Your Mom's a slimy hermaphrodite.
And that why I keep coming back.

Anonymous No. 16451201

>>16451197
Why are you trannychasing that anon's dad?

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Anonymous No. 16451267

>>16451197
>his mom
>>16451201
>her dad
It's BOTH!

Anonymous No. 16451696

Good morning I hate journalists

Anonymous No. 16452015

>>16450911
Why are they pulling them out of the water? That's transphobic.

Anonymous No. 16453838

>>16450911
I knew pod people were real.

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Anonymous No. 16454247

>>16450911
>eggs
Anyone know if they're edible yet? I'm thinking they might taste kinda like nopales

Anonymous No. 16454276

>>16454247
They're not inedible per se but they tend to pick up heavy metals and various toxins from algal blooms so eating them isn't really a good idea, generally.

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Anonymous No. 16454296

>>16450911

As the article states - that's a Bryozoan.
A Bryozoan is a colony of little squiggly heramphrodites, pic related, that spend their days linked together in what amounts to a gay sex commune: *filter feeding, sucking, fucking, and constantly cumming. I'm being crude, but not entirely fictious, as each Bryozoan plays the role of an individual 'cell' in the collectives 'body', so they really do need to constantly be having futanari gangbangs to maintain their form.

Bryozoan are probably spreading either because the water is getting warmer, or its' simply cleaner. Bryozoan like warm, clean, water since their little lubricated mucousy bodies are constantly exposed and vulnerable to pollutants. Likewise, it's awfully difficult to sloppy toppy if you're experiencing shrinkage from cold water.