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Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 17:59:01 UTC No. 16451019
Explain how supernatural isn't real
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 18:16:54 UTC No. 16451041
>>16451019
The circles in the diagram don't overlap.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 18:23:39 UTC No. 16451053
the moon and those other things are natural.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:00:28 UTC No. 16451141
>>16451019
A communications facility was baffled by an large increase in error rates every Friday afternoon. They checked for all manner of malware, scheduled processes, and intrusions into their systems. Eventually they discovered the issue was being caused by construction workers working on a project near the link facility who had been celebrating the start of the weekend each Friday afternoon by drinking beers and tossing the empties at the microwave dish on the roof of the comms block house.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:05:39 UTC No. 16451145
>>16451019
Everything is real
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:28:33 UTC No. 16451168
>>16451019
>latest batch of semi conductors doesn't work
>boss says I have to go ask Janice in HR if her cunt is bleeding again
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:47:56 UTC No. 16451195
>>16451041
Is the diagram in the room with us right now?
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 20:57:12 UTC No. 16451216
>>16451019
So you're saying that it is extremely easy to contaminate a silicon wafer and cleanroom protocols must be rigorous.
Anonymous at Sat, 26 Oct 2024 21:15:40 UTC No. 16451248
>>16451216
ergo ghosts
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 00:53:37 UTC No. 16451452
>>16451216
but the phase of the moon...
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 01:26:43 UTC No. 16451495
>>16451452
Correlates with the menstrual cycles.
Honestly, sounds like no one in the lab was washing their hands after using the restroom. That's just gross.
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 03:49:55 UTC No. 16451664
>>16451019
That just sounds like bacterial contamination from the workers being nasty slobs.
Anonymous at Sun, 27 Oct 2024 06:27:16 UTC No. 16451818
>>16451216
Even cleanroom protocols aren't enough because so many plasma treatment processes produce in situ dust contamination, and when you're making chips with nanoscale features, even a 'dust particle' a few atoms across can potentially ruin it.
Yield rates are one of the most closely guarded trade secrets among processor manufacturers, but they're believed to be between 40-50% for most manufacturers for chips in regular production.