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Anonymous at Mon, 28 Oct 2024 10:56:18 UTC No. 16453411
We're overdue for a planet killer. The descendents of the few survivors will wonder about us like we wonder about the Atlassian.
Anonymous at Mon, 28 Oct 2024 16:23:58 UTC No. 16453680
They will not wonder at all. Either you are talking 20k years in the future and there is no evidence of us aside from microplastics and the irradiated soil layers, or you are talking 2k years in the future and everyone is still running around with kalashnikovs. Where do the kalashnikovs come from, grug asks? From the Kalashnikov factory to the east, moron, responds trug.
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 05:38:54 UTC No. 16454485
>>16453411
Modern technology could deflect an asteroid and detection would be trivial. This is no longer a meaningful threat. It wouldn’t even need to be an international project, the US could do it alone (maybe Russia or China too).
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 07:26:38 UTC No. 16454546
>>16453411
just shoot a nuke at it
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 07:47:36 UTC No. 16454558
>>16454546
one nuke might just make a shotgun blast of somewhat smaller asteroids. a really lot of nukes all going off in front of it in quick succession would probably do the job.
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 07:55:18 UTC No. 16454559
>>16454558
>>16454546
you dont even need to do this if you catch it early enough.
In fact in all cases where we catch it early its almost comically easy. Even a close flyby of a reasonably massed probe could shunt the encounter with earth far enough away for a near miss instead of an impact.
To make sure you just park the probe next to the asteroid and tug it off course using gravity.
If we dont catch it early then we're fucked because we might not have time to do anything meaningful.
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 08:10:51 UTC No. 16454568
>>16454559
What range would we need to detect it? I expect past mars for us with current tech to be able to turnaround a rocket and probe to intercept.
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 13:21:46 UTC No. 16454720
>>16453411
The Deep Impact mission was, in part, a proof of concept for asteroid-redirecting technology. If an asteroid was detected heading for Earth, we would have it under control.
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 13:53:46 UTC No. 16454742
>>16453411
>overdue
Kek.
>>16453680
>no evidence of us aside from microplastics and the irradiated soil layers
What are landfills, Ken?
>>16454485
>could deflect an asteroid
>>16454546
>>16454559
>catch it early
>park the probe
I miss Bruce Willis too, but seriously guys.
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 14:06:34 UTC No. 16454759
>>16453680
>no evidence
Guys! The Maastrichtian stage fossil record was COMPLETELY DESTROYED by Chicxulub asteriod!
🗑️ Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 21:47:04 UTC No. 16455300
>>16453411
Chixculub was 66 million years ago, and the previous comparable asteroid impact before Chixculub is thought to have been roughly 250 million years before that.
By this logic, no we're not overdue for one
Anonymous at Tue, 29 Oct 2024 21:51:28 UTC No. 16455311
>>16453411
Chicxulub was 66 million years ago, and the previous comparable asteroid impact before Chicxulub is thought to have been roughly 250 million years before that.
By this logic, no we're not overdue for one
Anonymous at Thu, 31 Oct 2024 17:38:07 UTC No. 16457211
>>16453411
your name was a good moobie