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🧡 Why are younger people getting colon cancer more often?

Anonymous No. 16463185

>https://fortune.com/well/article/colorectal-cancer-symptoms-millennials-gen-x/
Chadwick Bosman (Black Panther), and now James van Der Beek (Dawson's Creek), both in their 40s.
Is it HPV from butt stuff?
Is it lack of fiber?
Seed oils?
Chemicals in the water?

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16463208

goyslop

Anonymous No. 16463314

Seed oils and microplastics have both been shown (independently) to increase bowel cancer rates in rodents and I don't see why the chemistry of human intestines would differ by much at all

πŸ—‘οΈ raphael No. 16464301

>>16463314
>16463314
retard

its probably meat consumption

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Anonymous No. 16464308

>>16463314
>>16464301

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πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16464310

>>16463185
100% safe and effective.

Anonymous No. 16464316

>>16463185
more fags=more buttseggs=more AIDS and cancer

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Anonymous No. 16464338

>>16463185
>Why are younger people getting colon cancer more often?

Oh, I actually know this one.
Unironically this: >>16463208 And objectively not this: >>16464316
We actually know it isn't anal sex (which at one point thought was a contributor) because Millennials and Gen Z are having LESS SEX than previous generations, but MORE colon cancer, so it can't be that. That leaves us with processed foods and perhaps microplastics as this Anon says: >>16463314 since they're what's currently in abundance at the moment and we already know that processed foods do cause colon/bowl/stomach cancer when consumed in large daily quantities.

Lets look at some data, since we're /sci/entists and not BONE THROUGH THE NOSE OOGA BOOGAS.
From our cute chart we can see there seems to be a clear correlation between developed, 1st world, countries and both the incidence and mortality of colon cancer, whereas 2nd world nations and shithole countries don't seem to be too inconvenienced by it. We can also disprove the buttsex and aids theory because despite Russia having tons of colon cancer: Brazil doesn't spike (Africa could be an issue of no recording).

HOWEVER, why is Mexico's lower than Cuba's? This is a very curious exception to my hypothesis. More data is obviously needed.

Anonymous No. 16464341

>>16464338
>Millennials and Gen Z are having LESS SEX than previous generations, but MORE colon cancer, so it can't be that.
Not really, if they have less sex but more anal it could still be a thing, only if the actual numbers don't add up we could exclude that

Anonymous No. 16464343

>>16463185
Unironically spicy foods. Old people don't, young people do. Tracks with international data

Anonymous No. 16464345

>>16464338 read >>16464343
>why is Mexico's lower
genetically can handle spicy food
I mean look at india, if it was pollution or something they'd all have it. but nope, they're used to spicy food. full desi hot

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Anonymous No. 16464356

>>16464343
>>16464345

I like that idea, but global data clearly does not track with it. Look at my (old) chart over here: >>16464338
And then at this map of spicy food consumption across the planet. Granted, spicy food consumption is harder to track than colon cancer, but it's safe to assume places like India, South East Asia, Central America, eat lots of spicy food. The consumption of spicy food seems to correlate, if anything, with an equatorial climate - people in hot countries near the equator eat spicy food. If spicy food were the true culprit of colon cancer there would be significant overlap, but there isn't.

I reiterate my hypothesis that it's most likely due to processed foods.

Anonymous No. 16464383

>>16464356
Equatorial regions have always eaten spicy food so they wouldn't get cancer. People who's ancestors have eaten boiled fish for the last 800 years are now eating chilli powder daily

Anonymous No. 16464397

>>16463185
I don't know but if anyone has any answers it would be appreciated. My cousin died from colon cancer and he was only 38. He was straight and married.

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Anonymous No. 16464398

>>16464345
>I mean look at india
> they're used to spicy food. full desi hot
>>16464356

Indian Saar do have the air pollution exposurings, but they eat special spice that does special things to ass.

>Curcumin for chemoprevention of colon cancer
>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S030438350700105X

Anonymous No. 16464399

>>16464397
>My cousin died from colon cancer and he was only 38. He was straight and married.

What was his diet like?

Anonymous No. 16464402

>>16464399
>What was his diet like?

Probably not enough pineapple: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/mnfr.201300345

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πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16466540

>>16463185
why is it bad if people who complain about overpopulation die of butt cancer?

Anonymous No. 16467488

>>16463208
That and anal sex.

Anonymous No. 16467498

>>16464338
>ecause Millennials and Gen Z are having LESS SEX
There's more anal sex and less actual sex.
>>16464343
Also this: people who aren't genetically capable of digesting foreign food (lactose intolerant people eating European food, Europeans eating Indian food etc.)

Anonymous No. 16468244

>>16467498
If that's the case, shouldn't we have a food pyramid for every race?

Anonymous No. 16468279

>>16467498
>Europeans eating Indian food etc.

u what, saar?

>t. white guy who eat the curry chicken issue-free with the lactobacillus probiotic

Anonymous No. 16468319

>>16464338
Buttsex is prolific in Russia, you think their high rates of AIDS is caused by micro plastics as well?

πŸ—‘οΈ raphael No. 16470129

>>16463185
evolution faulty genes

Anonymous No. 16470132

>>16464338
>>16464345
Is this phenomena real, or just good detection methods versus bad record keeping?
https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/704080v3

Anonymous No. 16472509

>>16464399
>What was his diet like?
I'm not really sure, but I wouldn't be too surprised if he ate takeout a fair amount. He wasn't in great shape but he wasn't significantly overweight either.

Anonymous No. 16472525

>>16463185
>>16464316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LvlG2dTQKg
There's your answer OP, this guy's colon is full of carcinogens. Serious answer though, sex toys are completely unregulated and often built with toxic materials.

>>16464338
>Millennials and Gen Z are having LESS SEX than previous generations, but MORE colon cancer
Having less sex, but definitely not masturbating less than previous generations.
Dildos and vibrators (or some random objects) built with questionable materials will do that to you.
The sex toy industry is also completely unregulated in most countries, good luck figuring out if the sex toy you got is safe to shove up your ass or not.

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Anonymous No. 16472544

>>16463185
Litterally HFCS

Anonymous No. 16472547

>>16472544
>Consuming more fruit gives you colon cancer
So an apple a day doesn't actually keep the doctor away, uh?

Anonymous No. 16472549

>>16472547
Nope. In fact all plants make you sick. You should only eat meat.

Anonymous No. 16472563

>>16472549
>You should only eat meat
You won't survive the planetary warming caused by the meat consumption either.

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πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16474145

>>16472544

Anonymous No. 16474166

>>16464397
I know a guy who got colon cancer too,I have no idea how he ate on a regular basis but was pretty overweight when he got it

Anonymous No. 16475349

>go to doctor
>ask "do i have cancer"
>doctor's internal dialog: hmm, i'll make a huge amount of money if i diagnose this guy with cancer and i'll make nothing if i don't

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16476770

>>16475349
Doctors are amongst the greediest group of people you will ever encounter that isn't a racial group.

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Jefferson01 No. 16477055

>>16476770
I agree, right next to (((Law))), (((Tech))) and (((Finance/Quant)))

Anonymous No. 16477064

>>16472563
>You won't survive the planetary warming caused by the meat consumption either
I'll eat more meat just to spite you nigger

Greenland shall return to be a green pasture for cattle

Anonymous No. 16477068

>>16464345
How about Hong Kong? What are the rates there?

Jefferson01 No. 16477077

>>16464338
Something something gut microbiome, which in some cases is seen to be related to schizo and autism

Anonymous No. 16477078

>>16464338
It could just be age-related. Most people in Africa are young so their cancer rates would be lower. How can the goyslop theory be true if USA has a lower rate than Europe?

Anonymous No. 16477081

>>16472544
Aw shit, I fucking love fruit.

πŸ—‘οΈ raphael No. 16478171

>>16463185
shitty genes and humans are bound to go extinct like all species nigga 99% of them do

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16479818

>>16477055
doctors are greedier
those other groups aren't greedy and conniving to the point that feel ashamed of their greed and try to hide it behind transparent lies like "i became a doctor because i want to help people" the way that all doctors do
you will never meet a doctor who will admit they went into medicine to become wealthy and for no other reason

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16481668

>>16477078
how would that affect the cancer rates specifically for young people?

Anonymous No. 16481699

>>16477078
>It could just be age-related. Most people in Africa are young so their cancer rates would be lower.

Age has been accounted for already: the rate of colon cancer is higher in younger people than older people, as mentioned by OP, that's why we haven't been mentioning age as an contributor. It's the big mystery.

>How can the goyslop theory be true if USA has a lower rate than Europe?

That's a good question we can add to the list.
A possible difference/explanation could be better detection. I.E; they just spot it more, so they have better data. Europeans have access to public healthcare, so they go to the doctor more than Americans do.

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16485688

>>16481699
>Europeans have access to public healthcare, so they go to the doctor more than Americans do.
and they get more false positives as a result

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16487221

DNA sequences recently attained from colon cancer tumor samples match the DNA sequence from Pfizer's mRNA covid vaccine. There was a thread about this, but it was deleted.

Anonymous No. 16487254

>>16487221
>>There was a thread about this, but it was deleted
>>I have a gf but she lives in Canada

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16488753

>>16463185
its the vax

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16490212

>>16487221
https://warosu.org/sci/thread/16485638

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16492106

>>16490212
that was a good thread about important recently discovered scientific information, why was it deleted?

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πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16493207

be 20 year old retarded college kid:
>"one day I'm gonna be a famous scientist"
>"I'm gonna get lucky and discover something important or something"
>"then I'll get rich and people will finally give me the respect I know I truly deserve"
>"ow!! my ass!!"
>*dies of ass cancer*

Anonymous No. 16493212

>>16493207
Multiple white washes and crime reversals and hells and further war incoming soon

Anonymous No. 16493347

>>16463185
>no one mentioned sitting yet
modern people sit all the time in front of TV, office at work and at home browsing internet, streaming, vidya. Sitting is the cancer.

Anonymous No. 16493360

>>16463208
literally, no fiber and this shit stays in contact with your GI ltract longer = more chance of tissue hypermutating to deal with damage = higher rate of cancers

imo

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16494475

How come colleges don't offer free colonoscopies to the students, would be a good way to train the medical students in how to discover ass cancer

Anonymous No. 16494552

>>16463185
heavily processed goyslop
meat isnt meat anymore
who even knows what goes into one hot dog

Anonymous No. 16496429

>>16494552
hot dogs are just meat, paprika and some other flavorings, there is nothing wrong with them. you have irrational fear of the unknown because you've never seen them made or made your own sausages. probably never even read the ingredients listed on the packaging.

Anonymous No. 16497044

>>16493360
no fiber means your bacteria starts eating the mucous lining of your intestines

Anonymous No. 16497048

>>16496429
They're high in fat (>= 80% of calories), sodium, and nitrates.

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16497921

>>16497044
If diets high in meat were unhealthy for humans then the race and it's ancestors would not have survived on a carnivorous for the past 4 million years prior to the invention of agriculture.

Anonymous No. 16499552

>>16497921
they also had fairly short lifespans on average, so maybe the balanced diet Chads are on to something?

>what if some supplements besides TRT work? lol wow.

Anonymous No. 16499763

>>16477081
Fruit doesn't have much fructose compared to processed foods, and also fruit has more complex sugars.

πŸ—‘οΈ raphael No. 16500252

>>16499763
it has the same glucose spike

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16500304

>>16497048
>muh made up 'science' scare words
just more irrational fear of the unknown, the scare words only frighten you because you have no clue or education in the topic you're trying to discuss.

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16501751

Doctors diagnose people with cancer because they don't make money diagnosing people as healthy. Younger people are still naΓ―ve enough to trust doctors so they're the ones who end up dying of the toxic poisons to doctors prescribe to treat the fake cancers

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16503255

>>16500252
its weird how some people seem to think sugar from fruit isn't real sugar.
where do they think sugar comes from to begin with?

Anonymous No. 16503860

>>16463185
Eating trash, being trash, listening to skibiddy... I guess there's correlation of colon cancer with skibiddy appreciation.

πŸ—‘οΈ Anonymous No. 16504473

>>16499763
Sugar cane is a fruit you moron

Anonymous No. 16505543

>>16463185
>Is it HPV from butt stuff?
yes, that and SV40 in the vax are a deadly combination

Anonymous No. 16505553

>>16496429
>there is nothing wrong with them.
>>16497048
They're high in fat (>= 80% of calories), sodium, and nitrates

Anonymous No. 16506408

>>16505543
SV40 will amplify the crap out of any cancer, they use it in lab grown meat for the same reason, thats why lab grown meat is toxic

Anonymous No. 16507350

>>16472544
>by Liu Jia, Chinese Academy of Sciences

Anonymous No. 16508373

>>16507350
https://youtu.be/1jZCSC5LU-I

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Anonymous No. 16509806

>>16463185
Anal rapists that break into the vicitm's house while they're asleep, administer a sedative to keep the vicitm asleep while getting buttfucked, and a sustained release rectal anesthetic so the victim doesn't realize what was done to them after they wake up.

t. I do this

Anonymous No. 16509832

>>16463185
BBC

Anonymous No. 16510337

>>16509832
badly blighted colon

Anonymous No. 16511325

>>16509265
lmao@maskies

Anonymous No. 16511570

>>16493360
I have sticky shits but when i eat psyllium husk or other fibers that make me take massive slippery dumps i feel like 30% better overall despite having zero bad feelings from my stomach ever. Is the fiber relieving me of poison or what's the mechanism? It's not just placebo, i genuinely get rock hard erections when on high fiber diet, even if it's just for a day or two.

Anonymous No. 16511866

>>16509265
how would we know if was the vax or the masks thats causing in all this ass cancer?

Anonymous No. 16512438

>>16463185
>>16463314
Literally the opposite. It's because low IQ consensus filter zombies have started eating all-meat diets - literally the most carcinogenic diet you could possibly eat and this has been known for decades - because the sisson family's army of shills have convinced the retards that this is "masculine".

And for the coup de gracy: bacon has the highest AGE rating of any known food other than basically burnt plastics, which means you literally age yourself FASTER when you eat this fucking shit.

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Anonymous No. 16512441

>>16464301
It literally is.

>>16464308
>Hurr why is colorectal cancer increasing?
>And don't give me 2+2=4 give me a REAL answer like 13

Anonymous No. 16512442

>>16472544
Literally garbage anti-science. Humans LITERALLY evolved to eat fruit. They're not getting ass cancer from it. This is the stupidest chinkshit since the last chinkshit 5 minutes ago.

Anonymous No. 16512450

>>16512438
Get a load of this cuck

Anonymous No. 16513429

>>16512442
no they didn't, humans and our ancestors have been almost exclusively carnivorous for millions of years

Anonymous No. 16513902

>>16512442
>>16513429
Humans evolved to eat both fruit and meat. High fructose corn syrup is not fruit. *Other* fruit chemicals may help prevent cancer (most especially bromelain for ass cancer), but fructose metabolism is established as a common metabolic pathway in ass cancer.

Anonymous No. 16515484

>>16513902
wrong, humans were strictly carnivorous for millions of years before agriculture was invented only a few thousand years ago and agriculture was only invented initially as a means of feeding livestock over winter. it was only after slavery became a big deal that humans started to consume agricultural output directly.
if you haven't noticed, people who eat primarily meat diets are all impressive chads and people who eat agricultural output all look like fags
and you're lying if you say you haven't noticed

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Anonymous No. 16515681

>>16515484
I think the vegan (besides collagen) Br*an Johnson is looking better than the carnie one, but they'd both look better at more normal amounts of meat consumption.

Anonymous No. 16516072

>>16463185
>colon cancer
Red meat. Red meat is very inflammatory. By the time it gets to the large intestine, it's rotting and releasing toxic metabolites.

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Anonymous No. 16516074

>>16513429
>>16515484
>carnivorous
Kek. Show me those fangs, tiger.

Anonymous No. 16516151

if humans evolved to eat fruit and human life evolved in africa then how come africans don't eat fruit?
https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/fruit-consumption-per-capita

Anonymous No. 16516213

>>16516074
This image is mid-wit tier.
homos have been using tools for at least 2.6 million years, we replaced our teeth with technology i.e. spears

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Anonymous No. 16517522

>>16516213
the fact that vegans use the kind of lame dishonest arguments you're responding to only shows you what fundamentally dishonest kind of people get attracted to being vegans. the fact that they can't use dishonesty to come up with effective argumentation also reveals that being vegan has caused them to lose substantial IQ points

πŸ—‘οΈ raphael No. 16518281

>>16512441
too much meat consumption also causes colorectal cancer

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Anonymous No. 16518287

>>16516074
Come closer, I will eat your face skin out of your skull, you imbecile moron.

Anonymous No. 16518422

>>16464310
I still find it sweet that their families wanted these five friends to be buried next to each other.

Anonymous No. 16518545

Young people shove stuff up their ass, sit more stay up late, drink and eat garbage because they think they can get away with abusing their bodies

Anonymous No. 16519718

>>16518545
Thats why God punishes them with ass cancer

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Anonymous No. 16520044

>>16516074
Alright, go on a strict frugivore diet and see what happens.

Anonymous No. 16520559

>>16509265
They not only expose themselves, but they are also selfishly exposing everyone around them too

Anonymous No. 16521412

>>16520044
>go on a pure sugar diet
>die extremely young
very healthy

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Anonymous No. 16522354

Oh the tragedy

Satan's chosen jutritionists No. 16522362

It's because their diet isn't vegan.

Anonymous No. 16523097

>>16511570
>psyllium husk
How do you generally take these? I'm thinking of starting

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Anonymous No. 16523100

>>16464343
>spicy food = colon cancer

Anonymous No. 16523157

>>16523097
5-7 grams, glass of water, mix well and drink quickly because it turns into a gel in two minutes. If i take more than that at once it gives me headaches and constipation, though twice a day for dinner/lunch works fine. You should probably ramp up from 0 over a couple of days though

Anonymous No. 16524071

>>16522354
what are you trying to tell us?

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Anonymous No. 16524122

>>16524071
I think that's goyslop/buttsex cancer he's trying to warn us about, not nofap cancer.

Anonymous No. 16524206

>>16477064
meat is for materialists like women and NPCs

Anonymous No. 16524880

>>16524122
OJ dindu nuffin wrong

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>>16524880

Anonymous No. 16527210

>>16524880
he killed a jew and a race mixer

Anonymous No. 16529338

>>16517522
Fixation with eating the 'morally superior' food is extremely childish and indicative of an undeveloped worldview.
>mommy said i'm a good boy because i ate all my vegetables!!!!

Anonymous No. 16530315

>>16529338
but soiyence says go part-time frugie

>https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11357-024-01078-3

Anonymous No. 16530355

>>16463185
microplastics and anal sex

Anonymous No. 16531485

>>16530315
soiyentists are low IQ, they say a lot of stupid stuff

Anonymous No. 16531711

>>16531485
Having actually experimented with that diet for breakfast and lunch many days with high (complete) protein dinner(s), it's pretty good for recomposition.

Anonymous No. 16531717

>>16464338
Could also be psychosomatic. The intestines are the 3rd brain after the heart. Is it intestinal clenching of some sort? Chronic stress?
Could it be the neo-sugars like aspartame, Ace-K? Or maybe it's too early for that to have an effect? Protein powders?…

Anonymous No. 16531847

>>16463185
He posted it again and as expected there's no mention of inflammatory auto-immune diseases rising which also increases the risk of cancer. Now where's that anon who is in the neurological causes rabbit hole? Come here you and say something smart again. My Crohn's flaring up you see I need to take some red pills.

Anonymous No. 16531852

I think it's because of medicine. Antibiotics actually. Most people live with untreated diseases. Doctors actually just want your money and nothing else.
The truth is treatment of any kind is most often only making the illness worse.