🧵 Why are younger people getting colon cancer more often?
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Nov 2024 04:52:10 UTC No. 16463185
>https://fortune.com/well/article/c
Chadwick Bosman (Black Panther), and now James van Der Beek (Dawson's Creek), both in their 40s.
Is it HPV from butt stuff?
Is it lack of fiber?
Seed oils?
Chemicals in the water?
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Nov 2024 05:41:11 UTC No. 16463208
goyslop
Anonymous at Tue, 5 Nov 2024 09:18:23 UTC No. 16463314
Seed oils and microplastics have both been shown (independently) to increase bowel cancer rates in rodents and I don't see why the chemistry of human intestines would differ by much at all
raphael at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 00:53:42 UTC No. 16464301
>>16463314
>16463314
retard
its probably meat consumption
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 01:06:09 UTC No. 16464308
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 01:07:40 UTC No. 16464310
>>16463185
100% safe and effective.
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 01:26:46 UTC No. 16464316
>>16463185
more fags=more buttseggs=more AIDS and cancer
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 02:03:49 UTC No. 16464338
>>16463185
>Why are younger people getting colon cancer more often?
Oh, I actually know this one.
Unironically this: >>16463208 And objectively not this: >>16464316
We actually know it isn't anal sex (which at one point thought was a contributor) because Millennials and Gen Z are having LESS SEX than previous generations, but MORE colon cancer, so it can't be that. That leaves us with processed foods and perhaps microplastics as this Anon says: >>16463314 since they're what's currently in abundance at the moment and we already know that processed foods do cause colon/bowl/stomach cancer when consumed in large daily quantities.
Lets look at some data, since we're /sci/entists and not BONE THROUGH THE NOSE OOGA BOOGAS.
From our cute chart we can see there seems to be a clear correlation between developed, 1st world, countries and both the incidence and mortality of colon cancer, whereas 2nd world nations and shithole countries don't seem to be too inconvenienced by it. We can also disprove the buttsex and aids theory because despite Russia having tons of colon cancer: Brazil doesn't spike (Africa could be an issue of no recording).
HOWEVER, why is Mexico's lower than Cuba's? This is a very curious exception to my hypothesis. More data is obviously needed.
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 02:10:24 UTC No. 16464341
>>16464338
>Millennials and Gen Z are having LESS SEX than previous generations, but MORE colon cancer, so it can't be that.
Not really, if they have less sex but more anal it could still be a thing, only if the actual numbers don't add up we could exclude that
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 02:15:38 UTC No. 16464343
>>16463185
Unironically spicy foods. Old people don't, young people do. Tracks with international data
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 02:18:12 UTC No. 16464345
>>16464338 read >>16464343
>why is Mexico's lower
genetically can handle spicy food
I mean look at india, if it was pollution or something they'd all have it. but nope, they're used to spicy food. full desi hot
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 02:37:41 UTC No. 16464356
>>16464343
>>16464345
I like that idea, but global data clearly does not track with it. Look at my (old) chart over here: >>16464338
And then at this map of spicy food consumption across the planet. Granted, spicy food consumption is harder to track than colon cancer, but it's safe to assume places like India, South East Asia, Central America, eat lots of spicy food. The consumption of spicy food seems to correlate, if anything, with an equatorial climate - people in hot countries near the equator eat spicy food. If spicy food were the true culprit of colon cancer there would be significant overlap, but there isn't.
I reiterate my hypothesis that it's most likely due to processed foods.
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 03:25:47 UTC No. 16464383
>>16464356
Equatorial regions have always eaten spicy food so they wouldn't get cancer. People who's ancestors have eaten boiled fish for the last 800 years are now eating chilli powder daily
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 03:51:59 UTC No. 16464397
>>16463185
I don't know but if anyone has any answers it would be appreciated. My cousin died from colon cancer and he was only 38. He was straight and married.
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 03:53:23 UTC No. 16464398
>>16464345
>I mean look at india
> they're used to spicy food. full desi hot
>>16464356
Indian Saar do have the air pollution exposurings, but they eat special spice that does special things to ass.
>Curcumin for chemoprevention of colon cancer
>https://www.sciencedirect.com/scie
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 03:53:42 UTC No. 16464399
>>16464397
>My cousin died from colon cancer and he was only 38. He was straight and married.
What was his diet like?
Anonymous at Wed, 6 Nov 2024 03:56:01 UTC No. 16464402
>>16464399
>What was his diet like?
Probably not enough pineapple: https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi
Anonymous at Thu, 7 Nov 2024 22:43:16 UTC No. 16466540
>>16463185
why is it bad if people who complain about overpopulation die of butt cancer?
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Nov 2024 19:53:06 UTC No. 16467488
>>16463208
That and anal sex.
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Nov 2024 20:00:03 UTC No. 16467498
>>16464338
>ecause Millennials and Gen Z are having LESS SEX
There's more anal sex and less actual sex.
>>16464343
Also this: people who aren't genetically capable of digesting foreign food (lactose intolerant people eating European food, Europeans eating Indian food etc.)
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 13:10:05 UTC No. 16468244
>>16467498
If that's the case, shouldn't we have a food pyramid for every race?
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 14:15:02 UTC No. 16468279
>>16467498
>Europeans eating Indian food etc.
u what, saar?
>t. white guy who eat the curry chicken issue-free with the lactobacillus probiotic
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 15:04:27 UTC No. 16468319
>>16464338
Buttsex is prolific in Russia, you think their high rates of AIDS is caused by micro plastics as well?
raphael at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 23:51:42 UTC No. 16470129
>>16463185
evolution faulty genes
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 23:58:45 UTC No. 16470132
>>16464338
>>16464345
Is this phenomena real, or just good detection methods versus bad record keeping?
https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Nov 2024 22:51:49 UTC No. 16472509
>>16464399
>What was his diet like?
I'm not really sure, but I wouldn't be too surprised if he ate takeout a fair amount. He wasn't in great shape but he wasn't significantly overweight either.
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Nov 2024 23:06:49 UTC No. 16472525
>>16463185
>>16464316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lv
There's your answer OP, this guy's colon is full of carcinogens. Serious answer though, sex toys are completely unregulated and often built with toxic materials.
>>16464338
>Millennials and Gen Z are having LESS SEX than previous generations, but MORE colon cancer
Having less sex, but definitely not masturbating less than previous generations.
Dildos and vibrators (or some random objects) built with questionable materials will do that to you.
The sex toy industry is also completely unregulated in most countries, good luck figuring out if the sex toy you got is safe to shove up your ass or not.
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Nov 2024 23:24:50 UTC No. 16472544
>>16463185
Litterally HFCS
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Nov 2024 23:28:05 UTC No. 16472547
>>16472544
>Consuming more fruit gives you colon cancer
So an apple a day doesn't actually keep the doctor away, uh?
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Nov 2024 23:32:33 UTC No. 16472549
>>16472547
Nope. In fact all plants make you sick. You should only eat meat.
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Nov 2024 23:44:05 UTC No. 16472563
>>16472549
>You should only eat meat
You won't survive the planetary warming caused by the meat consumption either.
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Nov 2024 01:09:50 UTC No. 16474145
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Nov 2024 01:29:52 UTC No. 16474166
>>16464397
I know a guy who got colon cancer too,I have no idea how he ate on a regular basis but was pretty overweight when he got it
Anonymous at Thu, 14 Nov 2024 23:19:28 UTC No. 16475349
>go to doctor
>ask "do i have cancer"
>doctor's internal dialog: hmm, i'll make a huge amount of money if i diagnose this guy with cancer and i'll make nothing if i don't
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Nov 2024 20:32:49 UTC No. 16476770
>>16475349
Doctors are amongst the greediest group of people you will ever encounter that isn't a racial group.
Jefferson01 at Fri, 15 Nov 2024 23:31:36 UTC No. 16477055
>>16476770
I agree, right next to (((Law))), (((Tech))) and (((Finance/Quant)))
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Nov 2024 23:33:27 UTC No. 16477064
>>16472563
>You won't survive the planetary warming caused by the meat consumption either
I'll eat more meat just to spite you nigger
Greenland shall return to be a green pasture for cattle
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Nov 2024 23:35:06 UTC No. 16477068
>>16464345
How about Hong Kong? What are the rates there?
Jefferson01 at Fri, 15 Nov 2024 23:38:29 UTC No. 16477077
>>16464338
Something something gut microbiome, which in some cases is seen to be related to schizo and autism
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Nov 2024 23:38:40 UTC No. 16477078
>>16464338
It could just be age-related. Most people in Africa are young so their cancer rates would be lower. How can the goyslop theory be true if USA has a lower rate than Europe?
Anonymous at Fri, 15 Nov 2024 23:39:56 UTC No. 16477081
>>16472544
Aw shit, I fucking love fruit.