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Anonymous at Fri, 8 Nov 2024 16:27:06 UTC No. 16467276
>Okay, here it goes: A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
Anonymous at Fri, 8 Nov 2024 16:28:55 UTC No. 16467279
>And the Tyrone fucked his wife with his massive BBC
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 03:23:39 UTC No. 16467924
>>16467276
this is a very BASED joke....
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 11:14:54 UTC No. 16468151
I'm a brainlet, can someone explain?
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 00:32:10 UTC No. 16468998
>>16467276
#bringbackthreadslikethese
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 01:05:41 UTC No. 16469052
>Be hydrogen atom
>See QT3.14 oxygen in a lesbian relationship with another oxygen
>There is real chemistry between you 2, hit it off with the oxygen and steal her away from her partner
>Start dating her, shes still not satisfied
>She brings in another hydrogen to spice things up
>This is your life now
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 06:09:22 UTC No. 16469301
>>16469052
H2-hoe
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 12:20:21 UTC No. 16469529
>>16469304
>Why does a rock drop just as fast as a lead ball
It just does, fundamental property of the world.
>but the lead ball hits harder
Because they're going at the same speed bu lead ball is heavier.
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 13:54:37 UTC No. 16469588
>>16469529
actually, they have different masses and fall at different speeds. Just because the universe doesn't cater to your snowflake perspective and you don't have the wit to see it doesn't make it false
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 19:05:30 UTC No. 16469859
>>16469529
because earth has no knowledge of the mass of the object. all earth can do is pull it down. the heavier object has knowledge of its own heavier mass, so hits the earth harder.
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 23:41:21 UTC No. 16470120
>>16469304
That's incorrect because both Earth and the ball fall to their common center of gravity. Hence, the lead ball falls faster.