🧵 Be me: think I maybe discovered the cure to aging and cancer
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 05:02:44 UTC No. 16467996
Sup 4chan, first off, it's hard to take people on 4chan seriously as it's anonymous. This thread is different, I promise. 4chan is literally my only outlet in this situation, nothing else. But I think I've made one of the biggest discoveries in science since the theory of relativity, I shit you not.
So of course, with how big of a discovery this could be, I can not use my real identity as I do not want to be famous. It sounds like a curse.
I'm submitting this through Tor Browser, and yeah, it's been near impossible to put this out. I've already sent this to roughly 20 biology professors across the world, and sent it to The New York Times through Proton Mail, but have yet to receive a response from them.
They'll probably just ignore it as this is the equivalent of taking a giant shit on modern science.
Here's what makes this different right off the bat from literally every study released in the history of science.
You can literally test and verify this right now. Read my study on what to do. So essentially you don't have to wait weeks for peer review, all of this can be tested right now. I've been waiting three fucking years for some feedback on this.
Please take this seriously, I've been cursed with this for three years now, and now 4chan is literally my only outlet for this. This study is 20 pages long so be prepared to read. Please try and spread this as much as possible, as again, I'm using tor browser and everything thinks I'm spam. Not trolling, not a hoax
Again, this is 20 pages long worth of text, copied from PDF, so I uploaded it to pastebin : here's the link to it :
https://pastebin.com/SLPTrYa6
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 08:23:31 UTC No. 16468083
I clicked the link. A bunch of porn came up then my PC got a BSOD.
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 08:32:48 UTC No. 16468089
>>16467996
Stopped reading after "Sup"
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 08:57:11 UTC No. 16468098
tldr dipshit
so far sounds like reiki energy movement
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 11:20:58 UTC No. 16468156
>>16467996
thanks OP, I've just sent your paper off for copyright and will make several billion dollars for it and claim it was all me.
Anonymous at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 11:51:49 UTC No. 16468179
To anyone who clicked on the link and read the thing so far, is it legit? Did you test it as the OP says you would be able to?
raphael at Sat, 9 Nov 2024 23:14:14 UTC No. 16468862
this is fucking bullshit you said a whole bunch of nothing anon
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 00:24:30 UTC No. 16468975
>>16467996
>I've been waiting three fucking years for some feedback on this.
Makes the discovery of the century and then sits on his ass for 3 years, yeah as if that kind of shit happens
Anonymous at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 03:13:26 UTC No. 16469158
>>16467996
Seems to be about cleaning oil out of the skin with hot water. Maybe something to do with the benefits of hot spas/saunas?
Garrote at Sun, 10 Nov 2024 20:51:44 UTC No. 16469944
OP I tapped my head a lot to get smarter and then when I was in the shower I almost fainted from the sensory overload.
Don't recommend it.
Anonymous at Mon, 11 Nov 2024 13:59:40 UTC No. 16470750
OP discovers showers and writes a monography.
Anonymous at Tue, 12 Nov 2024 10:00:55 UTC No. 16471814
>>16468975
>Makes the discovery of the century and then sits on his ass for 3 years,
Then makes a post where he doesn't even mention what his discover is, he just rants and redirects to some third party instead of just posting the PDF and discussing it.