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Anonymous No. 16489171

LMFAO "don't die" bro is literally dying and he can't even tell.

Anonymous No. 16489173

>>16489171
based

Anonymous No. 16489195

>>16489171
He's dumb

Anonymous No. 16489298

>>16489171
caloric restriction

Anonymous No. 16489359

In normally heated rooms, certain conditions can lead to a steady loss of body temperature:

1. **Hypothyroidism**: This condition results in decreased hormone production by the thyroid gland, leading to reduced metabolic heat production[2].
2. **Diabetes**: Hypoglycemia episodes can cause immobility, increasing the risk of hypothermia[5].
3. **Central Nervous System Disorders**: Conditions like Parkinson's disease or multiple sclerosis can impair thermoregulation[2].
4. **Medications and Alcohol**: Some drugs and alcohol can interfere with the body's ability to regulate temperature[3][5].

Citations:
[1] Hypothermia | Johns Hopkins Medicine https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/hypothermia
[2] Thermoregulation: Types, how it works, and disorders https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/thermoregulation

If someone's body temperature drops to 93.4°F, immediate steps should be taken to prevent further heat loss and begin rewarming:
Move to a Warm Location: Take the person indoors or to a sheltered area away from cold and wind24.
Remove Wet Clothing: Gently remove any wet clothes and replace them with dry, warm layers34.
Use Blankets and Layers: Wrap the person in warm blankets or clothing, covering the head and extremities24.
Provide Warm Drinks: Offer warm, non-alcoholic beverages if the person is conscious and able to swallow34.
Monitor Vital Signs: Continuously check breathing and pulse; be prepared to administer CPR if necessary23.

Anonymous No. 16489745

>>16489171
>"don't die" bro
literally who

Anonymous No. 16490099

>>16489359
he's constantly doing dumb shit like fasting and getting CT scans. probably his thyroid is finally giving up.

Anonymous No. 16490131

>>16489171
inb4 he lives longer than everyone in this thread

Anonymous No. 16490148

>>16489171
>93.4°F
How the fuck is he alive?

Anonymous No. 16490149

>>16490131
>inb4 ACDC Brian Johnson outlives this Brian Johnson

Anonymous No. 16490155

>>16489171
Agelessness aint worth looking like him. Wet ass mannequin nerd.

Anonymous No. 16490158

>>16489171
I don't understand the crab mentality of you types. You should want him to have success so you can have success with him. Most of this board has a massive loser mindset.

Anonymous No. 16490253

>>16490158
It's not enough that I should succeed; others should fail.

Anonymous No. 16490255

>>16490158
I don't hope for anything from him. His results will stand on their own merit. Consequently, when he's clearly showing signs of decay, I will laugh at him for being a dipshit who's poisoning himself with excessive transfusions.

Anonymous No. 16490274

he doesn't look very good

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Anonymous No. 16490279

>>16490158
there is one problem though, with doing 200 times at once, and the only metric to judge is a scam life clock

Anonymous No. 16490293

>>16490255
>. Consequently, when he's clearly showing signs of decay, I will laugh at him for being a dipshit who's poisoning himself with excessive transfusions.
How is he poisoning himself when hes healthier than hes ever been?

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Anonymous No. 16490300

>>16489171
ahhahahahahah
what a fucking retard

Anonymous No. 16490462

>>16490131
I will piss on his grave

Anonymous No. 16490682

>>16490158
The hubris of the materialist is laughable.

Anonymous No. 16490756

>>16490131
I'm already dead.

Anonymous No. 16491145

>>16490756
Based Fist of the North Star mook

Anonymous No. 16491182

>>16490148
Measuring skin temperature, not core temperature.

Anonymous No. 16492483

>>16490293
Every 50 year old who makes any effort at all to take care of himself claims they're in better shape now than in their 20s.

Anonymous No. 16492703

>>16489171
Ahahahaha. Fucking bitch. More like Dying Goneston

Anonymous No. 16494157

>>16489171
I'm usually 35.0 celsius = 95 fahrenheit when measured with those underarm thermometers, and my fevers are likewise downshifted. when the covid hysteria was on its peak and you could not enter any official building without thugs dressed as security measuring your temperature with those handheld contraptions, this was a recurring sight: guy points the device at my forehead, beep, crossed eyebrows, beep, looks closer at the display, beep, shakes the tool, beep, beep, shrug, "you may enter".

Anonymous No. 16494159

>>16492483
>Every 50 year old who makes any effort at all to take care of himself claims they're in better shape now than in their 20s.
No they dont, i have never seen anyone claim this. Bizarre

Anonymous No. 16494821

>>16490158
I don't want to live forever, and I don't want you rancid assholes to live forever either. None of you fuckers could contribute anything worthwhile by sustaining your miserable bullshit existences longer than your biological lifespan lasts. I want you to die.

Anonymous No. 16494939

>>16490158
I laugh at him because if longevity was this easy to figure out then Chinese emperors would have done it ages ago.

Anonymous No. 16494952

>>16494939
Chinese emperors didn't have modern technology at their disposal

Anonymous No. 16495067

>>16494939
Dumbest post I've ever read

Anonymous No. 16495075

>>16490158
People shouldn't succeed doing stupid shit. If someone wants to earn a Darwin award, I won't be happy if he lucks out of it. At best I should feel neutral. Imagine feeling happy for people who do stupid shit and get lucky enough to suffer no consequences.

Anonymous No. 16495080

>>16494821
crabs in a bucket

Anonymous No. 16495082

>>16495067
this is /sci/ what did you expect?

Anonymous No. 16495674

>>16490255
You sound like a loser who needs to be proven right about this because you have nothing else meaningful that you think proves your own worth

Anonymous No. 16495687

>>16495075
people do things, they work or don't work. There is no such thing as should or shouldn't in statements about what people should or shouldn't do. You are a rather dull person who has surface level principles that you feel everyone else is subservient to.

the fact that that you think your post has any actual meaning or validity or that its based on some foundational principle is completely laughable to me

maybe you should inquire more about why some people stray past the walls of accepted knowledge.

Its funny you say Darwin award because on a population level if people never did stupid enough shit to get them nominated for a Darwin award we would all be extinct.

Anonymous No. 16495756

>>16490158
The board has a loser mindset because the people are losers irl