🧵 I genuinely believe that with enough time and effort anyone can produce useful research
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Nov 2024 18:27:16 UTC No. 16489423
Hard work and brain training can teach you how to problem solve and think in a way that’s conducive to research in a field of your choice. It’ll be hard as nails but you can do it! I believe in you!
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Nov 2024 18:43:11 UTC No. 16489433
>>16489423
Translation: if you do as you're told by authority figures and imitate peers who do the same then you will be rewarded. Now repeat after me: >always use datasets provided by your government organization or you will come to the wrong conclusion;
>never write a paper that does not confirm a significant correlation between X and Y;
>always end any paper with the conclusion that more research is needed;
>when in need of funding check which policies are currently desired by the most rich and powerful politicians and write a paper in support of the policies.
This concludes the first course on how to be a successful scientist. For a small fee you can buy my second course which you can easily afford after following my advice.
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Nov 2024 18:44:40 UTC No. 16489434
Well, the minorities you're defending aren't going to be having enough effort or time.