🧵 Is there a risk of my body being damaged or becoming fat again?
Anonymous at Fri, 22 Nov 2024 19:29:26 UTC No. 16489502
Back in March I started eating less food and tracking my calories because I wanted to lose weight and because I heard calorie restriction slows aging. I have completely removed soft drinks from my diet and haven't drank a soft drink since March and I've only eaten domino's pizza six or seven times since March. Today I ending up binging and ate two chocolate chip cookies (90 calories each), a kit kat bar (104 calories) a larger kit kat bar (209 calories) and an oat flapjack with chocolate chips in it (92 calories). Could consuming all of this sugar fuck up my body? I'm not going to eat anymore.
Anonymous at Sat, 23 Nov 2024 03:05:22 UTC No. 16490119
>>16489502
you’re probably going to gain it all back if your diet isn’t sustainable.
Raphael at Mon, 25 Nov 2024 02:35:28 UTC No. 16492338
>>16489502
Depends on your genes just take a ton of psyllium husk when eating sugar
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:27:13 UTC No. 16492435
>>16489502
Yeah sorry buddy, those 2 kit Kats and 2 cookies are likely the last straw for your body.
Excited to see this guy's video on you soon
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Nov 2024 13:55:07 UTC No. 16492790
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Nov 2024 13:58:58 UTC No. 16492795
>>16492435
[Intro Scene: Intense Background Music, Somber Narration by ChubbyEmu]
This is Amy, a 28-year-old college student who loved two things: late-night study sessions and snacking. One day, she decided to treat herself to a Kit Kat bar. She never thought it would lead to her ultimate demise.
[Cut to Amy sitting in a library, casually unwrapping a Kit Kat bar. Zoom in dramatically on her hands breaking apart the iconic sticks.]
Amy thought she was just having a moment of joy. But in reality, she was setting off a biochemical cascade inside her body that would ultimately spell disaster.
[Scene 1: Flashback to Amy’s Life Choices]
Amy was known for her relentless snacking habits. For breakfast, she would wash down frosted donuts with caramel frappuccinos. Lunch was a rotating carousel of fried foods. But it was her unusual relationship with chocolate that really stood out.
[Cut to Amy excitedly hoarding Kit Kat bars in her pantry, stacking them like gold bars.]
Amy (to herself): "Have a break? I’m about to have my life."
Little did Amy know, her body was silently preparing for the Kit Kat invasion.
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Nov 2024 14:00:02 UTC No. 16492796
>>16492795
[Scene 2: The Kit Kat Enters the Stomach]
[Cut to a CGI animation of a Kit Kat bar dissolving in stomach acid, complete with over-the-top sound effects.]
The Kit Kat entered her stomach, where the enzymes pepsin and lipase began breaking it down. Sugar from the Kit Kat was absorbed into her bloodstream. But this wasn’t just any sugar—it was a shocking 22 grams per bar. Amy didn’t stop at just one.
[Cut to Amy unwrapping another Kit Kat bar, grinning like a madwoman.]
Amy: "One more can’t hurt, right?"
But it wasn’t just the sugar that was the problem. It was the hydrogenated palm oil and artificial flavors. Combined, they formed a perfect storm in her gastrointestinal system.
[Scene 3: The Body’s Overreaction]
[Cut to a dramatic animation of Amy’s liver working overtime, sweating and coughing as it processes the sugar and fats.]
Amy’s liver was overwhelmed. The flood of simple sugars triggered an overproduction of insulin. Meanwhile, the fats were being processed into triglycerides, clogging her bloodstream like rush hour traffic.
[Cut to Amy slouched in her chair, clutching her stomach.]
Amy: "Why does it feel like I ate a brick?"
But this wasn’t just a sugar crash. Inside Amy’s body, her pancreas was working overtime. And her heart? Well, it wasn’t happy about the sudden triglyceride spike either.
[Cut to CGI of a heart with angry cartoon eyes, pumping furiously.]
Anonymous at Mon, 25 Nov 2024 14:01:04 UTC No. 16492798
>>16492796
[Scene 4: The Unexpected Twist]
As if things weren’t bad enough, Amy had a secret she didn’t even know about: a rare genetic condition called Hypochocoacidosis—a severe intolerance to high levels of chocolate consumption. It’s so rare, only one case has ever been documented. Hers.
[Cut to Amy gasping dramatically and dropping another Kit Kat wrapper to the floor.]
Amy: "What... what’s happening?"
Her immune system mistook the chocolate compounds as foreign invaders, triggering an inflammatory response in her intestines. Her body began releasing cytokines, causing her to break out in hives and experience severe abdominal pain.
[Cut to Amy panicking, Googling symptoms on her phone.]
Amy: "Is this... because I skipped leg day?"
[Scene 5: The Climax]
Amy’s condition rapidly escalated. The inflammation spread to her throat, causing difficulty breathing. Paramedics arrived to find her clutching an empty pile of Kit Kat wrappers. She was rushed to the hospital.
[Cut to a doctor dramatically removing his glasses while looking at her chart.]
Doctor: "This... this is the worst case of Kit Kat-related trauma I’ve ever seen."
Despite their best efforts, Amy’s organs began to shut down. The chocolate-coated chaos had taken over.
[Scene 6: The Aftermath]
Amy’s tragic story serves as a warning to all. What seemed like an innocent indulgence turned out to be her undoing. While most people can enjoy Kit Kats responsibly, Amy’s unique circumstances led to her ultimate demise.
[Cut to a shot of the now infamous Kit Kat bar, spinning slowly in dramatic lighting.]
So, the next time you have a break, ask yourself: Is this the break that will break you?
[Screen fades to black with haunting violin music.]
[Closing: ChubbyEmu Narration]
Thank you for watching. Please like and subscribe if you enjoy learning about bizarre and terrifying medical cases. And remember, life is fragile—treat your Kit Kats with respect.