🗑️ 🧵 Do /sci/entists hate money?
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 04:19:31 UTC No. 16491269
Explain to me in exquisite detail why there is basically no research into procedures to enhance the erect length of the male member in otherwise healthy individuals?
There's a gorillion dollars of research put into obscure cases like severe pharmacologically untreatable ED, micro, and trans folx getting one built from sratch.
But despite it being something at least 25% of the male population would immediately pay the price of a car for if you could reproducibly lengthen a fellas pecker by .5 inches, there's literally nothing being done by big pharma.
Male baldness for example, is also merely cosmetic and has billions poured into just about every avenue.
I suspect it's because they think that given the amount of blood in nerves its impossible/highly dangerous, but still, given the potential profit its a bit wild there's not a single schizo out there working on it.
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 04:22:23 UTC No. 16491271
>>16491269
Mines big enough. Sometimes I worry I'm going to hurt your mom.
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 06:10:49 UTC No. 16491345
>>16491269
You'd have to revert the organ to an infantile stage, then regrow it to adult size with the proper cocktail of hormones
You would genuinely make trillions, between the troon surgeries and dicklet therapy, if you could figure this out
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 07:07:35 UTC No. 16491370
It's hard. The dick is a delicate and complicated organ. You can't just pump silicon into it like fake tits (actually people do it and it looks hideous). Also men do not want an enhanced dick that doesn't work properly and give them pleasure properly, or that doesn't look right. If you think about it, all plastic surgery tech is extremely crude. You can imagine fanciful tech like >>16491345, which is fine, but we aren't remotely close to doing anything like that.
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 07:09:07 UTC No. 16491371
ITT: sub 14" microdicklets
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 09:51:52 UTC No. 16491449
>>16491269
Apply topical testosterone gel every day and stretch it flaccid for 30 seconds every time you take a piss. You'll cripple your bodies ability to create test, so it's a long term solution, but you'll gain several inches
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 11:17:35 UTC No. 16491493
>>16491269
it's crazy difficult. like making a real hoverboard that can move across any surface and isn't just a bunch of loud fans
Anonymous at Sun, 24 Nov 2024 19:05:01 UTC No. 16491809
>>16491269
Look up tensile stretching. It works. I gained 1.5 inches this way but I did it very slowly over two years. I can see why doctors don't recommend it though because it would be extremely easy to damage your dick this way if you're not careful. Go slowly, be patient and don't overdo it. A millimeter per month is a reasonable rate of progress.