🧵 So what exactly are these ufos?
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 04:05:00 UTC No. 16493695
1. What is your best idea of what these objects are? My guess used to be experimental military aircraft. Hell maybe most of them still are advanced air force aircraft. But I'm not so sure anymore.
2. Why is the military secretly hiding the fact that they were recording these objects? They apparently illegally used money for this program and congress is mad about it.
3. Why did they violate federal law and not inform the big 8? The big 8 are suppossed to see all black budget things and know everything including top secret material. They weren't informed but now they kind of are. Marco Rubio and Gaetz mention seeing secret images. Both are convinced it's not human.
4. Watching all the testimony from congress has me all hot and bothered. The fact that Chuck schumer tried to pass a bill that would disclose everything and failed to pass bothers me too. What do you guys thinks of these ufos and how the government is reacting to it?
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 04:16:10 UTC No. 16493705
>>16493695
>octopus
bird poo on the camera
>gimbal
gimbal lock causing illusion of rotation on an ordinary plane
>gofast
a hybrid between a wild boar and a duck
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 04:33:45 UTC No. 16493722
Photographs of AI images on someone's screen.
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 04:47:00 UTC No. 16493733
>>16493695
Since about 2 weeks ago I've made a conclusion(to myself) that conscience is universal to most a chosen few beings if they exist, intelligence need not apply. And if they do please oh highly advanced being make me rich as you are easy capable of manipulating things which I am incapable of in my favor.
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 04:47:12 UTC No. 16493734
What I don't get is this:
>The DOD always wants more budget
>Ayys would secure them infinite budget
>yet they don't go for it
That alone makes me think it's all fake and gay
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 06:48:19 UTC No. 16493810
>>16493695
Cold fusion machines.
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 07:08:33 UTC No. 16493826
>>16493695
>>16493783
clearly a weatherballoon
>>16493788
swampgas
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 07:39:57 UTC No. 16493842
>>16493781
You're just using AI to make blurry bird shit look more like a physical object. You might as well turn it into an AI Waifu at this point and claim she's an alien.
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 08:00:03 UTC No. 16493851
>>16493842
That particular one is just a smudge on the camera lens.
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 13:41:12 UTC No. 16494029
>>16493783
I cant believe its not butter.
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 14:23:59 UTC No. 16494070
>>16493695
My first kneejerk reaction is that it's a hoax. You must first convince me it's not.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 23:12:03 UTC No. 16494622
>the bird shit schizo is here too
did he make this thread or what?
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 23:17:17 UTC No. 16494629
>>16493722
anon with the obvious explanations. this shit's only going to get more obnoxious in the future.
Anonymous at Tue, 26 Nov 2024 23:17:52 UTC No. 16494630
>>16493781
Metal Gear!?
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Nov 2024 00:09:54 UTC No. 16494686
>>16493783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu
Anonymous at Wed, 27 Nov 2024 03:08:00 UTC No. 16494819
>>16493695
They're balloons
>But they move at mach 1!
Balloon
>But they move erratically!!
Balloon
>but they change shape!!!
Balloon
It's a fucking balloon. TAKE YOUR MEDS
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 00:41:29 UTC No. 16495678
>>16494629
there's an offical report that came out that U.F.O.'s are getting shot out the sky with alien ray guns
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 00:56:56 UTC No. 16495691
>>16495678
reminder: you will never see an alium.
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 01:19:03 UTC No. 16495711
>>16493722
spbp
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 01:45:06 UTC No. 16495733
>>16493695
>1. What is your best idea of what these objects are? My guess used to be experimental military aircraft. Hell maybe most of them still are advanced air force aircraft. But I'm not so sure anymore.
Could be helium balloons with electrostatic ion wind thrusters built into the surface.
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 01:53:02 UTC No. 16495743
>>16493695
mylar balloons
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 01:55:56 UTC No. 16495747
>the goy are asking too many questions
>make another ufo leak
>take grainy photo of a foil baloon
>put some spooky tentacle stuff on the bottom, reddit will love that
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 03:43:48 UTC No. 16495835
>>16493695
60% of the mass in the Universe are advanced civilizations hiding themselves. Humans are very late to the party, simple as.
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 04:32:15 UTC No. 16495861
>>16495678
I know I don't have the screenshot but it came out less than a week ago -- along with a bunch of other papers including alien contact and material retrieval but the truth is out there...
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 04:37:57 UTC No. 16495867
>>16493695
they don't look like anything in my department... except maybe Emrakul vaguely. But it wouldn't be him, there's a long list of reasons why.
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 05:22:43 UTC No. 16495901
>>16493783
Bird droppings on camera lens
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 07:10:51 UTC No. 16495969
>>16493705
>bird poo on the camera
not possible the way that camera works
>gimbal lock causing illusion of rotation on an ordinary plane
>a hybrid between a wild boar and a duck
sure
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 07:14:47 UTC No. 16495976
for every retard here, the camera has no glass dome. The "birdpoop" is rotating and moving across the glass which is not possible on the camera that was used.
Further, the camera is mounted on a gymbal system, the whole system moves along the axis, the sensors staying stationary to their protective glasses
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 09:55:58 UTC No. 16496041
>>16493695
fakest shit i've seen yet
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 10:59:54 UTC No. 16496077
>>16493695
>What is your best idea of what these objects are?
Humans and AGI after the technological singularity, observing us from either a parallel universe OR a parent simulation. One another possibility is alien probes. Those are the only sensible theories I can come up with.
Anonymous at Thu, 28 Nov 2024 23:14:40 UTC No. 16496638
>>16493695
>What is your best idea of what these objects are?
There's an alien Von Neumann Probe lurking in the solar system. It's been there for thousands of years and is in poor repair. It keeps turning out these probes to study earth but they don't always work very well and often crash.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 01:13:55 UTC No. 16496723
It's cold in the video, the white background appears to be snow and there appears to be fog or frost on the glass, which remains in place as the camera moves.
The object is entirely transparent, light passes through it at some angles, and it seems to vary in size, being smaller towards the bottom.
The horizontal speed of the object is precisely that of the camera, but the vertical position on the screen changes with the camera's pitch.
The tendrils at the bottom of the object shake rigidly as the camera moves.
Therefore, it's probably a cluster of ice growing from something suspended in front of the camera, the low parts are smaller icicles.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 14:47:02 UTC No. 16497191
It literally looks like a foil balloon.
Crop circles were all pranksters and Id bet most "ufos" are pranksters, drones, misidentified aircraft, ball lightning, etc.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 14:52:53 UTC No. 16497195
>>16496077
>after the technological singularity,
>observing us from either a parallel universe OR a parent simulation
wrong. They're the atlanteans/hyperboreans finally interacting with the rest of humanity now that we sufficiently advanced tech (ie have nukes)
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 15:27:18 UTC No. 16497212
Nice how we live in a time where real images of cool stuff will be diluted and ignored because of AI imagery.
Aliens have it all figured out.
“Sir, they just got actual footage of Patty! (the name of the Bigfoot with tits in that classic footage) Now what?”
“Don’t worry, in like 50+ years they will forget all about it. They will masturbate to hyper realistic Bigfoots in no time”.
Same with UFOs.
Fucking foolproof. No amount of proof will ever be enough now.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 19:16:04 UTC No. 16497426
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:36:20 UTC No. 16497528
>>16494641
underrated