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Anonymous No. 16496994

>researchers still arent sure why
Why is science so useless?

Anonymous No. 16497017

>>16496994
For the same reason dolphins huff neurotoxins from pufferfish - for shits and giggles

Anonymous No. 16497019

Orcas are the Humans of the sea

Anonymous No. 16497045

Marine biologists are too busy having sex to do any real science.

Anonymous No. 16497058

>>16496994
Fashion darling, salmon hats are so IN this season

Anonymous No. 16497088

>>16496994
>social species does goofy social trend
The answer is whimsy, prestige from trendsetting.

Anonymous No. 16497090

>>16496994
Scientists can't figure out why zoomies zoom around with broccoli heads either but they be doin dat. Orcas are a social and intelligent animal, they have trends and like gimmicks and games just as much as humans do.

Anonymous No. 16497421

>>16496994
Scientists are retards, the whales do it because it's funny.

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Anonymous No. 16497436

>>16496994
All fashion trends are circular.
Whatever they're hoping to bait has a 37 year cultural memory.
Bears, maybe. Orcas baiting bears into the shallows. Fucking Nature rocks!

Anonymous No. 16497513

>>16497090
>Orcas are a social and intelligent animal, they have trends and like gimmicks and games just as much as humans do.
I really want it to be this. Such intelligent creatures.

Anonymous No. 16497540

>>16496994
Maybe it attracts baitfish, which attract bigger fish that they can eat.

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Anonymous No. 16497543

>>16497090
Makes me wonder how accurate this movie poster is.

Anonymous No. 16497655

>>16496994
>don't observe orcas doing something for a while
>conclude that they stopped doing it and then continued it when they observed it again
did they fail to develope object permanence?
would they get tricked by playing peek a boo with them?

Anonymous No. 16497660

>>16497019
Honestly it makes me feel better that as a human that other intelligent species do retarded shit for their amusement too

Anonymous No. 16497671

>>16497436
>pic
they're both trying to think of ways to eat the other

Anonymous No. 16497673

>>16497671
Only the orca has a realistic chance

Anonymous No. 16497678

>>16497671
A bear that treats an orca the same way it treats a beluga won’t live long

Anonymous No. 16497680

>>16497671
If the orca was wearing a rotten salmon carcass hat it would win.

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Anonymous No. 16497694

Clearly, it's to show off to other killer whales.

Anonymous No. 16497950

>>16496994
I’m sure one day soon we’ll be able to just ask them why they do it.

Anonymous No. 16497955

>>16497950
You can do that now. It takes some learning but people can talk to animals

Anonymous No. 16498247

>>16496994
It means there is enough Salmon, and humans can fish salmon again.

Anonymous No. 16498306

>>16497045
People always mention people fucking dolphins, but we never see any actual video evidence.

Anonymous No. 16498615

>>16496994
They aren't sure because they start with the assumption that everything the orca does must be functional.

Anonymous No. 16498817

>>16496994
Because we can't know literally everything, it takes time, and effort???

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Anonymous No. 16499161

Orcas be like

Anonymous No. 16500700

>>16497436
my money's on the big one