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Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 08:08:27 UTC No. 16496994
>researchers still arent sure why
Why is science so useless?
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 09:16:43 UTC No. 16497017
>>16496994
For the same reason dolphins huff neurotoxins from pufferfish - for shits and giggles
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 09:20:27 UTC No. 16497019
Orcas are the Humans of the sea
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 10:29:14 UTC No. 16497045
Marine biologists are too busy having sex to do any real science.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 10:40:05 UTC No. 16497058
>>16496994
Fashion darling, salmon hats are so IN this season
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 11:30:52 UTC No. 16497088
>>16496994
>social species does goofy social trend
The answer is whimsy, prestige from trendsetting.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 11:35:05 UTC No. 16497090
>>16496994
Scientists can't figure out why zoomies zoom around with broccoli heads either but they be doin dat. Orcas are a social and intelligent animal, they have trends and like gimmicks and games just as much as humans do.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 19:04:40 UTC No. 16497421
>>16496994
Scientists are retards, the whales do it because it's funny.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 19:28:25 UTC No. 16497436
>>16496994
All fashion trends are circular.
Whatever they're hoping to bait has a 37 year cultural memory.
Bears, maybe. Orcas baiting bears into the shallows. Fucking Nature rocks!
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:26:38 UTC No. 16497513
>>16497090
>Orcas are a social and intelligent animal, they have trends and like gimmicks and games just as much as humans do.
I really want it to be this. Such intelligent creatures.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:48:33 UTC No. 16497540
>>16496994
Maybe it attracts baitfish, which attract bigger fish that they can eat.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 20:51:41 UTC No. 16497543
>>16497090
Makes me wonder how accurate this movie poster is.
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 22:49:22 UTC No. 16497655
>>16496994
>don't observe orcas doing something for a while
>conclude that they stopped doing it and then continued it when they observed it again
did they fail to develope object permanence?
would they get tricked by playing peek a boo with them?
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 22:57:56 UTC No. 16497660
>>16497019
Honestly it makes me feel better that as a human that other intelligent species do retarded shit for their amusement too
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 23:12:07 UTC No. 16497671
>>16497436
>pic
they're both trying to think of ways to eat the other
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 23:13:15 UTC No. 16497673
>>16497671
Only the orca has a realistic chance
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 23:23:31 UTC No. 16497678
>>16497671
A bear that treats an orca the same way it treats a beluga won’t live long
Anonymous at Fri, 29 Nov 2024 23:24:45 UTC No. 16497680
>>16497671
If the orca was wearing a rotten salmon carcass hat it would win.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Nov 2024 05:31:32 UTC No. 16497950
>>16496994
I’m sure one day soon we’ll be able to just ask them why they do it.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Nov 2024 05:37:36 UTC No. 16497955
>>16497950
You can do that now. It takes some learning but people can talk to animals
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Nov 2024 15:04:38 UTC No. 16498247
>>16496994
It means there is enough Salmon, and humans can fish salmon again.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Nov 2024 16:38:20 UTC No. 16498306
>>16497045
People always mention people fucking dolphins, but we never see any actual video evidence.
Anonymous at Sat, 30 Nov 2024 22:16:40 UTC No. 16498615
>>16496994
They aren't sure because they start with the assumption that everything the orca does must be functional.
Anonymous at Sun, 1 Dec 2024 02:40:15 UTC No. 16498817
>>16496994
Because we can't know literally everything, it takes time, and effort???
Anonymous at Tue, 3 Dec 2024 00:05:38 UTC No. 16500700
>>16497436
my money's on the big one