Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 07:10:08 UTC No. 16549722

Going to jinx it

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 07:58:50 UTC No. 16550066

>>16549722
Ohhh shit

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 08:17:09 UTC No. 16550096

>>16549707
No u.

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 09:05:23 UTC No. 16550124

>>16549707
I'M SORRY FOR USING TWITCH ADBLOCKERS
BUT I'M GOING TO DO IT AGAIN!!!
SORRY DADDY DDDDD:

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 10:41:49 UTC No. 16550173

>this guy has ICBMs now

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 10:53:59 UTC No. 16550180

>>16549707
I don't have reason to.

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 13:23:47 UTC No. 16550299

>>16549707
jeff bezos: i don't like it when people say i look like an alien
therapist: well you did exploit earth's resources
bezos: so that i can build my spaceship
therapist: ...
bezos: *licks eyeball*

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 13:34:13 UTC No. 16550305

We grading on a curve? He launched a tiny payload and didn't even stick the landing.

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 13:44:10 UTC No. 16550310

One day he'll reach planet Mountain Dew.

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 13:46:19 UTC No. 16550314

>>16549707
Can my guy become a hero instead of a villain and save the world?

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 13:50:28 UTC No. 16550317

>>16550314
the only way to get rich is being an evil greedy fuck

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 15:28:21 UTC No. 16550441

>>16549707
nice lunar lander picrel you fag

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 16:37:43 UTC No. 16550564

Amazon is cool and all, but you still did a massive stinking dump on Tolkien’s grave.

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Jan 2025 16:40:44 UTC No. 16550568

sorry

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 00:50:05 UTC No. 16552795

>>16550180
New Glenn was a success

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 02:50:45 UTC No. 16553031

>>16550314
He's preparing for Superman to destroy the planet to save it

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 03:32:45 UTC No. 16553062

>>16550305
>We grading on a curve?
While BO has been moving at oldspace speeds Falcon 1 Flight 1 exploded 25 seconds after launch with the payload ending up on the ground next to it's shipping container.
So comparing first orbital attempt to first orbital attempt BO has done a lot better.

https://web.archive.org/web/20150921173552/http://www.usafa.edu/df/dfas/Papers/20062007/FalconSAT-2%20Launched%20(and%20Recovered)%20-%20France.pdf

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 03:37:04 UTC No. 16553067

>>16549707
I'm sorry you couldn't figure out which chemicals on your website grow hair, Papa Jeff.

>protip: lots of oxidizers qualify, so do peppermint, hemp, and mulberry root oils.

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 04:09:45 UTC No. 16553109

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 04:40:27 UTC No. 16553147

The ambitions are shrinking by the minute

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 05:36:36 UTC No. 16553234

>>16553147
At this rate China will send robots there and claim all the resources

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 05:54:46 UTC No. 16553253

The chad jeff bezos vs the virgin south african loser

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 09:35:25 UTC No. 16553444

I KNEEL

Anonymous at Fri, 17 Jan 2025 13:13:27 UTC No. 16553651

>>16553234
Only humans who go there and come back alive can claim anything there.

Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 06:57:15 UTC No. 16554855

Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 07:02:03 UTC No. 16554858

>>16549707
i own over a dozen ram jets that i can safely fly on. beat that.