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Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:15:35 UTC No. 16555336
How did a literal retard become the richest man in the world?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:16:25 UTC No. 16555340
By having parents that are some of the richest people in the world.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:17:31 UTC No. 16555343
>>16555336
>some of the richest people in the world
Clearly your parents were some of the dumbest in the world.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:17:47 UTC No. 16555344
Even dumber retards buy his meme stocks
During the pandemic his net worth skyrocketed after his low iq shareholders didnt realize that after a stock split the value of each stock was supposed to split as well, so overnight elon became twice as rich
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:18:22 UTC No. 16555346
>>16555340
There are thousands people like that and they don't become the richest men in the world.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:18:31 UTC No. 16555347
>>16555336
>How did a literal retard become the richest man in the world?
Show us some of your many inventions and original discoveries!
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:18:35 UTC No. 16555348
he looks sympathetic that's it. normalfag retards only judge people based on how they look. he looks like a normal retard other retards can relate to and he told them what they wanted to hear.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:19:09 UTC No. 16555349
>>16555343
Why did you quite OP?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:19:33 UTC No. 16555350
>>16555344
>I set my Tesla on fire when he backed Orange Man Bad.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:20:12 UTC No. 16555351
>>16555347
>Show us some of your many inventions and original discoveries!
show us elon's you massive faggot
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:21:55 UTC No. 16555353
By being such an egotist that he couldn't tell that any of his ideas was crazy, but then he got lucky by hiring some actual smart engineers.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:22:01 UTC No. 16555354
>>16555350
Did you forget your meds today?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:22:23 UTC No. 16555355
>>16555351
Elon is rich.
You are poor as fuck because you're stupid and useless.
Your hate is driven by jealousy.
And that's why you got pissed when I asked you to justify your elitism.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:24:59 UTC No. 16555358
>>16555355
>Elon is rich.
And you are poor.
And a pajeet.
Forever.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:26:34 UTC No. 16555361
>>16555358
>And you are poor.
I'm not the one whining like a little bitch because someone has more money than I do.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:28:33 UTC No. 16555367
>>16555361
So jeet confirmed.
Haha.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:29:41 UTC No. 16555368
>>16555367
>OH YEAH, WELL YOU'RE BROWN!
That was the best retort you could come up with?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:32:16 UTC No. 16555370
>>16555368
Well, you're an ugly smelly brown jeet.
Nothing can redeem (kek) that.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:33:51 UTC No. 16555371
>YOU'RE BROWN!!!
You just described the entire voter base of the democrat party.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:36:13 UTC No. 16555375
>>16555371
It's so funny when you jeets think it's only about your skin color.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:39:52 UTC No. 16555380
>da jeets and da joos
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:40:56 UTC No. 16555382
>>16555375
What are you yelling at me for? I'm not the one who like musk. I was just pointing out that almost everyone on the left is brown.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:42:03 UTC No. 16555384
He's fat ugly and stupid. His life sucks ass and no amount of money will change that. He got his ass beat as a kid and he's still mentally incapable because of it.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:43:31 UTC No. 16555386
>>16555384
>He got his ass beat as a kid
Assuming he didn't made it up as well to gain sympathy.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:46:09 UTC No. 16555390
>He's fat ugly and stupid.
At least he knows how to use punctuation.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:47:11 UTC No. 16555392
>>16555386
The story is he made fun of some kid whose dad had just committed suicide. The wikipedia has been edited to omit that and make Elon look like the victim.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 18:50:10 UTC No. 16555401
>Wikipedia is right-leaning.
Oh Margaret.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 19:13:17 UTC No. 16555429
>>16555384
He married and impregnated a virgin 22yo model
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 19:14:23 UTC No. 16555431
>>16555384
>>16555429
Also had 6 children with a stacy
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:00:51 UTC No. 16555465
>>16555344
>meme stocks
Tesla profits increased by like 300% since 2019 so his "real" net worth must be around $100b
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:02:08 UTC No. 16555467
>>16555384
>His life sucks ass
Give this man more copium.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:08:49 UTC No. 16555476
>>16555467
NTA but there isn't much difference between top billionaire and pleb if we both look at a phone or computer screen all day. what, food? break it down. sell billionaire lifestyle to us, let's see it. break your active billionaire's life to us, a week day by day of being active/doing shit. how does that look like, how does it feel?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:10:35 UTC No. 16555482
>>16555336
Connection with Mossad
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:12:47 UTC No. 16555485
>>16555336
You need to pick better starting stats:
https://youtu.be/2b-kOPnMUow
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:15:12 UTC No. 16555489
>>16555467
he has to lie about being good at games and spends all day posting on twitter, he's an autistic loser.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:29:30 UTC No. 16555503
>>16555489
No u.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:36:21 UTC No. 16555507
>>16555348
/thread
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:38:14 UTC No. 16555508
>>16555348
ye but is it an omelette du fromage thing or well thought out thing?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:39:16 UTC No. 16555509
>>16555361
/thread
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 20:44:44 UTC No. 16555515
>>16555489
Would his life be better is he was good at vibeo gane?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 21:10:04 UTC No. 16555543
>>16555489
>has to
No he doesn't which is why this "gamergate" is so weird.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 21:46:10 UTC No. 16555621
>>16555429
>ugly
>>16555431
>vapid cunt
>>16555467
>"Elon is amazing"
>No he's not
>HES FUCKING RICH COPE MORE FAGGOT YOURE SO MAD YOU ARE MAD
Lol and you are never going to be rich. Who is really mad? You wish you could be a fat stupid loser and still have money too. Too bad the chances of that are nearly 0.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Jan 2025 23:47:54 UTC No. 16555750
>>16555621
Incel
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Jan 2025 00:01:40 UTC No. 16555767
All he had to do was shut up on social media and people would continue to think he's iron man or something.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Jan 2025 00:02:38 UTC No. 16555769
>>16555346
and how many billionaires do we have that did it without rich parents?
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Jan 2025 00:14:14 UTC No. 16555777
>>16555336
Parents gave his fat stacks and he invested in Paypal early. Everything after that is just lying to shareholder to pump Tesla stock.
For comparison of how much is brains and how much is starting funds I put $20 into crypto years ago, have cashed out $30k and still have $50k in the market. If I had put 107million into crypto I would be the worlds richest man without any other income from investment properties or owning businesses.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Jan 2025 00:17:40 UTC No. 16555781
>>16555767
He loves the public stoplight too much to be one of the billionaires that says out of the media and he's too egotistical to handle any criticism.
If Musk got the same kind of shit Zuck did he would have a breakdown.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Jan 2025 00:58:35 UTC No. 16555810
>>16555336
he is jewish
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Jan 2025 01:01:48 UTC No. 16555813
>you're literally hitler
>you're a jew
"2025 we have quantum computers and close to AGI" discourse
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Jan 2025 01:10:09 UTC No. 16555819
>>16555336
-200 dark iq
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Jan 2025 01:14:22 UTC No. 16555824
>>16555429
he really should have impregnated talulah
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Jan 2025 01:29:01 UTC No. 16555836
>>16555336
edison reincarnation
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Jan 2025 01:51:09 UTC No. 16555846
it's hilarious to me how he's successfully managed to convince normalfags he's autistic and not just a fucking retard