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Anonymous at Tue, 11 Feb 2025 20:11:47 UTC No. 16582908
I discovered the ultimate theory of everything, the answer to all the questions in the universe that solves all the questions in physics and will allow us to travel faster than light. Only a genius like me could have come come up with something as brilliant as this (this is why Peter Thiel has selected me as his confidant).
The answer?
Simple: the Shiab operator. Unfortunately, I forgot how it's defined.
This will not stop me from going on a lecture tour and going on Joe Rogan to explain why I am a giga super genius.
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Feb 2025 20:15:20 UTC No. 16582916
>>16582908
>a giga super genius
omg i know exactly how you feel
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Feb 2025 20:19:52 UTC No. 16582923
>>16582916
You have no idea how I feel. To even suggest such a ridiculous thing demonstrates such a profound lack of awareness that I'm thinking of terminating the interview. Look here, I am being good faith here and I'm trying to teach you something interesting. Do not pretend you're better than you are, because that's the one thing I cannot stand. Do you understand how valuable my time is? You're literally typing in a thread made by 1 in a 1000000 genius. And even that's an understatement. Can you even begin to comprehend the sheer scope of achievement I represent? I literally work for Peter Thiel, I was at Harvard and was deemed so smart as to be threatening to Witten and Taubes (that's why they had to kick me out). Oh, and by the way, I literally solved all of physics. You're not just talking some random crank on the street ok? I will not tolerate that. Remember who you're speaking to.
Cult of Passion at Tue, 11 Feb 2025 20:25:43 UTC No. 16582932
>>16582923
>Do not pretend you're better than you are, because that's the one thing I cannot stand.
>1 in a 1000000 genius
Thats incredibly common...
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Feb 2025 20:45:38 UTC No. 16582962
>>16582923
you may be smarter than your brother but any /sci/let mogs you here
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Feb 2025 22:25:00 UTC No. 16583104
>>16582908
>a giga super genius
giga = 10^9
>>16582923
>by [a] 1 in a 1000000 genius
1000000 = 10^6 = mega
>You're not just talking [to] some random crank on the street ok? I will not tolerate that. Remember who you're speaking to.
lol