Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 03:27:33 UTC No. 16585409
>>16585408
Give Elon $100M and he will save us.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 03:33:36 UTC No. 16585415
>>16585408
The real question we should all be asking is how can we stop people from trying to stop it?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 03:48:01 UTC No. 16585420
>>16585408
>India
Stop it?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 04:15:00 UTC No. 16585428
Launch a rocket carrying a nuke at it and blow it off course?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 04:25:12 UTC No. 16585429
>>16585409
he'll build some boomer-ass steel-bodied rocket that can't take enough payload
>>16585428
not just one, first one to fragment it and then dozen(s) more kilometers ahead in its path (and out to the sides) right after to pulverize the fragments.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 05:15:22 UTC No. 16585458
can it be redirected slightly to land on tel aviv?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 05:26:55 UTC No. 16585470
>>16585408
NRA: need more guns
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 05:38:30 UTC No. 16585480
>>16585458
Hopefully Jesus will help.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 05:59:27 UTC No. 16585490
>>16585408
>How can we stop it?
leave it to me
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 06:26:54 UTC No. 16585503
>>16585429
It's a small asteroid. A few megaton bomb can instantly vaporise the whole thing
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 06:33:07 UTC No. 16585511
>>16585408
Tell the people steering it to stop aiming at us.
What if someone is making the Reagan "alien threat" scenario take place?
This is the great reset. NWO
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 06:43:20 UTC No. 16585513
>>16585408
Should we? Wouldn't it be much cheaper to just evacuate a few shithole villages? The impact crater would be probably worth billions through tourism. Also why shouldn't we accept a multiple tons heavy sample "re"turn?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 06:57:41 UTC No. 16585517
>>16585408
You have to be 100% you're able to make it miss Earth. If you simply change where it lands, you end up responsible for the damage it does there. Sort of a space version of the trolley problem but you don't know how many people are on either track, with the added option, of unknown probability, that you can stop the trolley.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 08:35:10 UTC No. 16585559
>>16585429
Why fragment it? Just impart some energy so it goes on a new trajectory and misses entirely, the missile wouldn't even need to land a perfect hit, the nuke just needs to detonate close enough to give it a little push
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 08:41:53 UTC No. 16585561
>>16585408
India is good but out of curiosity is France also an option?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 09:01:06 UTC No. 16585572
>How can we stop it?
Ideally we would want it to keep going. It's not the fall that kills you.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 09:35:19 UTC No. 16585586
>>16585513
>The impact crater would be probably worth billions through tourism.
Beyond that, if it has a lot of rare earth minerals it might deposit ore worth trillions.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 09:41:58 UTC No. 16585590
>>16585408
>Dec 22
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 10:11:15 UTC No. 16585612
>>16585408
bro, it's a gift from god, we should deport all indians and pakis there first and forbid them from migrating anywhere
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 10:32:33 UTC No. 16585628
>>16585559
If you fragment it into small enough pieces, those individual pieces will each burn up in the atmosphere before reaching the ground.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 10:55:27 UTC No. 16585650
>>16585408
They must make sure it does impact, correct the trajectory of the asteroid if needed
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 11:37:40 UTC No. 16585683
>>16585628
why not just have it miss entirely?
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 14:06:55 UTC No. 16585738
>>16585590
>You now realize the entire asteroid is coal
India has NOT been nice online
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 22:39:38 UTC No. 16586100
>>16585683
That might be an option but it might not be. We'll know better when it starts heading back towards Earth.
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Feb 2025 22:51:29 UTC No. 16586109
more co2 in the atmosphere will make the air thicker and thus burn up the asteroid before it even hits the ground. greenhouses gas will unironically save mankind, greta btfo as usual
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Feb 2025 09:03:50 UTC No. 16586466
>>16586109
Take your meds and don't talk bullshit.
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Feb 2025 09:57:21 UTC No. 16586490
>>16585408
>only 2.4% chance
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Feb 2025 10:06:41 UTC No. 16586492
Buy food for 3 years and huddle up in a mountain. Hide. When you come out the world will be yours.
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Feb 2025 00:48:10 UTC No. 16587418
>>16586492
this is not a 5 kilometer wide asteroid
Anonymous at Sun, 16 Feb 2025 01:00:23 UTC No. 16587428
>>16585408
Only the one?
Can we find some more? It might get lonely.
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 16 Feb 2025 21:08:21 UTC No. 16588445
Depends on who you ask, but I’d start with the Nuremberg laws because I’d be willing to bet they’re still legal to teach
Anonymous at Mon, 17 Feb 2025 09:50:19 UTC No. 16589027
>>16585408
How can we steer it?
Anonymous at Mon, 17 Feb 2025 10:11:03 UTC No. 16589048
>>16585513
First we must actually redirect it to cause most damage to those shithole countries, than we need to get more dumbasses there, so it it'll have bigger number of shitskins dead.
Anonymous at Mon, 17 Feb 2025 10:21:28 UTC No. 16589056
Just let it hit, we are pretty much ready to get a reset.
Anonymous at Mon, 17 Feb 2025 12:28:21 UTC No. 16589165
>>16585408
>How can we stop it?
Why would you?
Anonymous at Mon, 17 Feb 2025 12:29:19 UTC No. 16589167
>>16589056
It's far too small for that.