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Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:18:46 UTC No. 16590707
will we ever find a way to remove microplastics from humans anons? i feel like ill probably die at 30 from them at this rate, 40 at most
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:20:54 UTC No. 16590711
>>16590707
We just have to evolve now, no going back.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:24:58 UTC No. 16590717
>>16590707
Science should make micro-plastics berry flavored to improve palatability.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:30:08 UTC No. 16590726
>>16590711
but i dont wanna die to microplastics, i want to live and be old
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:33:12 UTC No. 16590728
>>16590726
Microplastics are good for you. In all honesty we should be paying businesses an extra fee for them graciously granting us the benefits of these wonder drugs.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:44:32 UTC No. 16590748
>>16590707
Avoid synthetic clothes and you removed 99% of microplastics and endocrine disruptors of your environment.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:50:18 UTC No. 16590757
>>16590748
i live in a room with a carpeted floor unfortunately, the carpet is likely made of some kind of plastic so its already over for me i think
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:55:27 UTC No. 16590766
>>16590707
honestly, the only way is if bacteria evolves the ability to eat plastic, or we engineer bacteria with the ability to eat plastic.
plastic itself clearly has a lot of useful chemical energy stored inside of it based on how readily and completely it burns.
however, this is like the Carboniferous period, in which nothing could digest woody plants, so forests were just piling up with dead (but not rotting) wood. think of it as we are in the "Plasticine" era.
>>16590748
[citation needed], because that's complete bullshit
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 21:58:41 UTC No. 16590770
>>16590707
The so called "microplastics" are 1000x smaller than this. They're inert and dont do much. Its already in everyone's blood, water, etc.
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 22:04:54 UTC No. 16590778
>>16590766
huh, i guess thats a positive way to think about it, i heard something about plastic eating organisms at some point im pretty sure, so hopefully life will find a way
i still dont really want to die young from plastic induced heart disease or something
>>16590770
havent they been shown to cause a bunch of nasty stuff in animals?
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 22:48:15 UTC No. 16590823
>>16590778
>plastic induced heart disease
Anon I don't think it's the plastic primarily driving heart disease. I think the high sugar, high cholesterol, HFCS artificial ultra processed garbage we stuff in our faces is far more critical than the few milligrams of inert plastic we might net accumulate in a year
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Feb 2025 23:04:45 UTC No. 16590838
>>16590766
>[citation needed], because that's complete bullshit
The most common synthetic textile is polyester fibers, that not only shreds a lot of tiny fibers easy to inhale but they're also coated with phtalates. It turns out most phtalates/BPA comes from sources unrelated to diet (not linking the doi, use google yourself).
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Feb 2025 05:05:13 UTC No. 16591103
>>16590707
Why would you think that? Who on earth has ever died from microplastics? I've been ingesting microplastics since I was a baby and I just turned 30 and I'm in perfect health. I would concede that I probably have less testosterone and more autism than I would otherwise, but even if that's the case it's not like I could tell.
You should just stop reading alarmist bullshit, it will make you feel better
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Feb 2025 11:51:50 UTC No. 16591344
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Feb 2025 19:29:32 UTC No. 16591715
>>16591103
No that's what this whole /r/fuckinglitter is about
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Feb 2025 20:37:40 UTC No. 16591777
>>16591103
a plastic bag made this post
Anonymous at Wed, 19 Feb 2025 21:08:08 UTC No. 16591819
>>16591715
What is point of going to plebbit aside rage content and reading how people have mental breakdown every monut because things they can't control?
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Feb 2025 18:51:53 UTC No. 16595211
>>16590838
also a lot of natural fibers are coated in synthetic stuff
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Feb 2025 18:52:54 UTC No. 16595216
Microplastics dont exist, just the next, global warming, which I proved was poly psychosis narrative.
Anonymous at Fri, 21 Feb 2025 23:09:20 UTC No. 16595635
>>16591819
There was a whole TV segment today on how youth nowadays have ‘eco-anxiety’.
Gen Z and A are having nervous breakdowns over things they can do nothing about…
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Feb 2025 00:23:36 UTC No. 16595760
>>16595635
>dont want to buy stuff thatll barely last
>gen z and gen a have eco anxiety!!
>cosooooom the slop