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Anonymous at Sat, 22 Mar 2025, 20:07:26 GMT No. 16626095
What's the best way to hypothetically get Alzheimer's quickly?
I know I could do all the risk factors, like smoke, drink, be a lazy fuck, and live a lifestyle similar to SteveO, but that doesn't give ultra high chances, at least not until a few decades from now.
Is there any way to guarantee, or at least have very high chances of getting dementia at my age (23)?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Mar 2025, 20:17:25 GMT No. 16626103
>>16626095
Traumatic brain injury? Not enough to be a vegetable but to set the course of events in motion.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Mar 2025, 20:23:51 GMT No. 16626112
>>16626103
It usually only causes dementia later in life. Consider a way to achieve it quickly.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Mar 2025, 20:34:01 GMT No. 16626116
>>16626112
Long term sensory deprivation? Like White Room Torture but with zero outside communication. I feel like at a certain point that would cause your brain to just start breaking down.
You'd need to restrain yourself to prevent yourself from going crazy and killing yourself first though...
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Mar 2025, 20:39:18 GMT No. 16626119
>>16626116
What's the longest anyone's ever been in white room torture?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Mar 2025, 21:01:53 GMT No. 16626133
>>16626119
No idea, but probably if it was long enough to cause a neurodegenerative disorder, we wouldn't've heard about it.
Also, I doubt there's much data about self-induced Alzheimer's because no sane person would be willing to go through something like that, so plausible guesses are the best we got.
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Mar 2025, 21:08:50 GMT No. 16626143
>>16626133
Why not use monkeys? Do you think I could get a grant from university to further research this?
Anonymous at Sat, 22 Mar 2025, 21:22:59 GMT No. 16626151
>>16626143
No chance that gets through an ethics committee.
https://www.apa.org/science/leaders
If you don't live in Western countries though, you might have more of a shot at getting funded idk. Otherwise, you'd have to do an extensive study on whatever information you could find on surviving torture victims, which is probably majority not accessible.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Mar 2025, 00:45:38 GMT No. 16626265
>>16626095
I know how, but I won't tell you as it seems you will use this information to harm someone.
Your plebbit spacing gives you away.
You came here thinking we would tell you how to commit crimes.
I have alerted the FBI to your thread.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Mar 2025, 01:19:15 GMT No. 16626288
just drink and watch shitty cable television all day and play something tedious on your phone
that's how you get fibromyalgia
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Mar 2025, 19:20:04 GMT No. 16626829
>>16626095
Prion disease would be quicker and much easier.
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Mar 2025, 19:46:38 GMT No. 16626859
>>16626119
>>16626133
There's an upper limit to sensory deprivation, where people psychologically break and basically regress to childhood. Prolonged exposure almost always results in some kind of damage to their verbal coherency and communication, like the brain just suffocates without stimulus.
It seems to very based on the person's baseline psychological resilience, but part of the technique used by glowies usually involves manipulation of the perception of time (e.g by giving them food and water at completely random times), so that a person feels like they have been under the torture for much longer than they really have.
https://youtu.be/ba7EBF0Hljs?si=iAV
Anonymous at Sun, 23 Mar 2025, 20:21:11 GMT No. 16626883
just get an intoxication by carbon monoxide, like "bonging" cigs on a bottle