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Anonymous at Wed, 26 Mar 2025 21:36:22 UTC No. 16629361
why do my farts smell good but everyone else's smell bad?
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Mar 2025 21:49:15 UTC No. 16629368
Parasites in your brain and bowels trying to encourage spreading via spore clouds released with anal gas.
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Mar 2025 21:50:13 UTC No. 16629369
>>16629361
because you are not a true connoisseur
sage at Wed, 26 Mar 2025 21:51:55 UTC No. 16629372
>>16629368
this, your farts are repping the crips, and everyone else's farts are bloods, so you got beef with them but not your own
Anonymous at Wed, 26 Mar 2025 21:52:43 UTC No. 16629373
>>16629361
>why do my farts smell good
you lack cruciferous foods like cabbage, broccoli, brussels sprouts, and nuts in your diet
you need to eat enough of these to stay rancid
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Mar 2025 01:19:46 UTC No. 16629502
bread and nuts make me fart a lot, kinda enjoy it
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Mar 2025 16:02:51 UTC No. 16629911
>>16629695
>be pothead
>be driving down road
>smell skunk
*SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFF* aw yeah that's the baby shit right there
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Mar 2025 19:58:22 UTC No. 16630091
>>16629502
bro you don't know the kind of farts fructose intolerance can produce. If I eat a bowl of grapes then I won't stop farting for 24 hours
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Mar 2025 20:46:08 UTC No. 16630133
Women fart a lot idk why. Maybe hormones? And most of them are constipated all the time. They claim "period farts" are the worst but that's an excuse, they're always farting day and night.
Anonymous at Thu, 27 Mar 2025 20:51:50 UTC No. 16630140
>>16630133
women don't fart