Anonymous at Wed, 2 Apr 2025 14:23:43 UTC No. 16635077

By defending your thesis do you mean cutting off motorbikes on the interstate.

Anonymous at Wed, 2 Apr 2025 15:49:06 UTC No. 16635164

>>16635076
You should take magic mushrooms before defending your thesis

Anonymous at Wed, 2 Apr 2025 16:00:51 UTC No. 16635184

>>16635076
Bring a beer for the whole class

Anonymous at Wed, 2 Apr 2025 16:03:51 UTC No. 16635188

>>16635076
Yes.
And this >>16635184.
Bring a cold 30 pack of whatever is on sale and drink one immediately upon arrival.
Let everyone know they are welcome to help themselves.
Works every time.

Anonymous at Wed, 2 Apr 2025 22:31:49 UTC No. 16635489

>>16635076
what is your thesis on drinking a beer before defending a thesis? (drink a beer before replying)

Anonymous at Wed, 2 Apr 2025 22:34:11 UTC No. 16635491

>>16635076
Do what ya want

Anonymous at Thu, 3 Apr 2025 04:28:43 UTC No. 16635706

>>16635076
gas urself up on the sci waifu lectures

Anonymous at Thu, 3 Apr 2025 11:30:39 UTC No. 16635937

>>16635076
you should go for a double shot of vodka, the alcohol loosens up your throat.
Also, champange afterwards.

Anonymous at Thu, 3 Apr 2025 17:05:38 UTC No. 16636193

OP here.
I took 40mg of adderall instead.
I am now Dr. Anon.

Anonymous at Thu, 3 Apr 2025 17:14:06 UTC No. 16636205

>>16635164
This anon knows

Anonymous at Thu, 3 Apr 2025 19:00:35 UTC No. 16636338

Yes, the Ballmer Peak is real.

Anonymous at Thu, 3 Apr 2025 19:17:24 UTC No. 16636356

>>16635076
>Do your own research
>Doesn't know the debate in his field of interest
If you don't think you have a good argument and you don't know the possible counterarguments then maybe you should not become a PhD.