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Anonymous at Wed, 30 Nov 2022 21:38:37 UTC No. 127238
What's the best martial art for defending against a dog?
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Dec 2022 01:01:05 UTC No. 127263
a kitchen knife
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Dec 2022 01:36:53 UTC No. 127264
>>127238
Soccer
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Dec 2022 04:42:48 UTC No. 127290
>>127238
BJJ, some 9 year old saved his sister from one with jiu jitsu, got his face fucked up and then rolled with a Gracie a year after
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Dec 2022 08:54:25 UTC No. 127304
>>127238
MMA Kicks worked well on a powerlifter.
maybe learn how the guys durying ww1 killed them.
you put your useless arm in a piece of thick cloth and give it to the dogs then you can shove your hand inside his troath and choke him out
Anonymous at Thu, 1 Dec 2022 13:14:19 UTC No. 127319
Gun
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Dec 2022 20:20:26 UTC No. 127793
>>127238
I would say Muay thai or some form of karate. Grappling can also be extremely useful to.
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 4 Dec 2022 15:14:10 UTC No. 127915
Gun
Anonymous at Sun, 4 Dec 2022 15:27:57 UTC No. 127920
>>127238
a fucking steel toed boot.
Anonymous at Wed, 7 Dec 2022 14:14:40 UTC No. 128262
>>127238
Gun Kata
Happy days . at Sun, 11 Dec 2022 02:51:09 UTC No. 128742
>>127238
Easy but out your foot when it bites you drive your foot back down its throut fight over grab its tail and back leg lift it off the ground it fuckes up thair joints real fast.The best way to defend your self is to make a nuce with your belt even the meanest dog remembers being on a lesh and will avoid that shit at all costs.picking a dog in the face or ribs is a good way to hurt a dog but it will grab you and youse you as a chew toy grab a fist full of dirt a dog can't block a hand full of shit in its eyes. Its an amazingly defence.
🗑️ Anonymous at Sun, 11 Dec 2022 12:59:35 UTC No. 128759
>>127238
Glockjitsu
Anonymous at Mon, 12 Dec 2022 02:51:25 UTC No. 128814
>>128742
This post gave me cancer. Jesus Christ did you even pass grade school
Anonymous at Mon, 12 Dec 2022 04:12:59 UTC No. 128821
>>127238
pocket knife between the ribs
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Jan 2023 04:28:55 UTC No. 132493
>>128814
Foo you ain't smart
Grade school is over rated
Just remember those instructions in case
You're ever attacked by a doggo.
Anonymous at Mon, 16 Jan 2023 13:59:52 UTC No. 132523
>>127238
Any stick fighting art.
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Jan 2023 16:06:23 UTC No. 132703
>>132496
all I can hear in my head when I watch this is Joe Rogan screaming in ecstasy at that slam
Anonymous at Wed, 18 Jan 2023 16:08:38 UTC No. 132704
would grip strength (I mean to say the kind that lets you deadlift 2X BW with one hand)be enough to crush a pitbulls throat ?
>or is it true that if he dies the jaw gets clenched way more and its impossible to open again?
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Jan 2023 08:48:47 UTC No. 132791
>>132496
Man, I would have slammed the dog over and over and over, probably would have gone overkill.
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Jan 2023 23:21:21 UTC No. 132840
>>127264
lol
and correct.
Anonymous at Thu, 19 Jan 2023 23:22:45 UTC No. 132841
>>127290
what submission works best against dogs?
eunuch triangle?
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Jan 2023 01:55:15 UTC No. 132858
An art with good tai sabaki
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Jan 2023 11:50:58 UTC No. 132889
>>132841
RNC or ezekial. Pro-tip, if they have a collar on grab it with a fist and twist it until they start to choke, grab their scruff with your other hand as well if you can. They’ll let go of whatever they’re biting. If you give them a deep oil check they generally let go as well.
Anonymous at Fri, 20 Jan 2023 16:58:31 UTC No. 132922
>>132889
>RNC or ezekial
horrible ideas. getting their face close to your neck is the absolute worse things to do vs dogs. no guaranty they wont slip with loose enough skin and crunch your trachea. Neck shit is like THE endgame for animals, and you'd serve it on a silver platter.
No, if you are going to do grappling shit, It would probably be best to keep the at arms length and sacrifice your arm to a bite, or hopefully grab them and either punch or kick it with your other extremities.
Anonymous at Wed, 15 Feb 2023 01:24:03 UTC No. 135940
>>127238
Your priority would be to trick the dog into biting onto a protected area, grab a thick jacket emphasis on thick since you'll need as must protection as possible: wrap it around a limb. If you choose use an arm make sure to keep your hand in a fist since if any of your fingers are exposed you'll probably loose them. Keep your face and neck as far away from the dog as possible, from there either use a knife to cut through its neck arteries or get it on its back and start pummeling exposed areas like its throat or ribs if your strong enough.
Depending on the dog you may be able to snap its legs barehanded by twisting the joints while its preoccupied with biting your padded arm/leg, but honestly best bet would be a knife or a firm stomp to the back of the neck.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Mar 2023 19:30:34 UTC No. 138040
>>127238
dog spray-fu
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Mar 2023 20:55:17 UTC No. 138044
>>127319
how are you going to draw your gun when the dog is biting your hand?
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Mar 2023 21:02:23 UTC No. 138045
Butcher knife and Chinese background
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Mar 2023 21:30:03 UTC No. 138048
>>132496
yeah I would have carried it inside and cut its throat, always carry a knife on me when walking mine in case this type of shit ever happens
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Mar 2023 21:32:11 UTC No. 138049
>>132922
I've seen videos from south america where RNC worked well on nigbulls
🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 15 Mar 2023 01:45:26 UTC No. 139096
>>127238
A heavy blunt object
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Mar 2023 03:56:41 UTC No. 139192
>>127238
Assuming no weapons, taekwondo for striking with your boot at range and judo for when it gets close to you. If you practice throwing dogs around there's actually a sweet spot on a lot of them where you can grab the scruff of their neck and they can't bite (or lick) you so long as you hold on. Keep this hold while you trip, drag, or throw them on their back and you can pin the dog with its throat exposed. I would imagine you would then crush the throat if it were trying to hurt you but I've never done more than wrestling hyped-up dogs that were just trying to play rough so I don't know how the coup de grâce works in practice.
The only time I've ever dealt with actual aggressive dogs I had a pistol and didn't need to employ my autistic dog judo.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Mar 2023 18:11:22 UTC No. 139239
>>138049
Might work, but you are running a fine line glass cannoning yourself. Their main weapons right next to their main fucking target.
Something like that shouldn't be a go to tactic
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Mar 2023 18:12:51 UTC No. 139240
>>139192
>taekwondo
lol why. wouldnt muy thai be better due to focus on low kicks.
judo I get though.
Anonymous at Thu, 16 Mar 2023 18:57:30 UTC No. 139246
>>139240
>lol why
Personal bias. I've done taekwondo but not muay thai.
>wouldnt muy thai be better due to focus on low kicks
There's definitely a strong argument for that.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 10:41:52 UTC No. 139371
>>128742
This is actually great advice. I bet this anon would tell great stories with the homies. Disregard that rude cocksucker.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 10:46:05 UTC No. 139372
>>132496
Dude punches from his hips. This is no wrestler
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 15:10:20 UTC No. 139390
>>139372
Why would a wrestler not have an instinct for basic body mechanics?
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 20:00:23 UTC No. 139409
ATFjitsu
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:08:43 UTC No. 139438
>>139390
You probably don't punch with your hips standing up, let alone in a squat like that.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:58:47 UTC No. 139443
>>139438
Have you ever wrestled or interacted with wrestlers in an athletic context?
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 21:19:51 UTC No. 140298
>>138044
said the one armed man without thinking how everyone has two hands
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 00:06:34 UTC No. 140326
>>128742
interesting shit, thanks man