Anonymous at Fri, 6 Jan 2023 10:36:48 UTC No. 131672

/v/irgin here, me too

Anonymous at Fri, 13 Jan 2023 17:29:17 UTC No. 132297

>>131644
>>131672
/asp/ - Alternative Sports was created back in the day and was a slightly more active version of this place. Hiroshimoot turned it into /asp/ - Alternative Sports and Wrestling and put all of the stagefight soap opera fans that had been booted from shitting up /tv/ and /sp/ onto our tiny board. After allowing that cancer to fester for a couple years and kill 99% of old /asp/ (skateboard and airsoft threads survived, everything else was pro wrestling shitposts), /xs/ - Extreme Sports and >>>/pw/ - Professional Wrestling were created and >>>/asp/ was closed.

Anonymous at Fri, 13 Jan 2023 18:09:42 UTC No. 132306

>>132297
so what do you guys do. tape yourself to the roof of a car and drive 100 miles an hour through an urban area?

Anonymous at Fri, 13 Jan 2023 18:11:24 UTC No. 132307

>>132306
I think most of us just do martial arts but that sounds pretty based.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Jan 2023 01:48:17 UTC No. 132344

>>132307
As a martial artist, martial arts aren't even extreme sports

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Jan 2023 01:58:20 UTC No. 132346

>>132344
Talk to hiroshimoot. He killed /asp/ and the. Gave us this gay name.

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Jan 2023 02:31:21 UTC No. 132352

>>132346
/sp/ still has /heem/, but imo TMAs don't even count as regular sports either, so no one talks about them there

Anonymous at Sat, 14 Jan 2023 03:16:58 UTC No. 132353

>>132352
/heem/ is as far as I know primarily for spectators though, not participants.

Not that most of the people here leave their house either but they at least pretend to.

Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 16:07:48 UTC No. 136556

>>131644
Emma is /xs/
extreme shit

Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 16:35:42 UTC No. 136557

>>131644
wow, thanks so much for letting us know. what is /sp/?

Anonymous. at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 10:53:06 UTC No. 139479

>>132306
I mean, you joke, but I've always wanted to try car jousting. Tried to get my (considerably less based) friends in on it at Uni.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uQx35VwUQI
Apparently, it's "too dangerous" to consider, and "It's all but definitely going to end in tears".

Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 12:31:40 UTC No. 139572

>>132306
If my Mom would have used tape she wouldn't have fallen off of the car as a teenager.

>>139479
People still joust on horseback. If you wanted to get into it I imagine the friends you'd make there would be more open to car jousting than your university friends.

Anonymous at Thu, 30 Mar 2023 22:31:47 UTC No. 140772

>>131644
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YOU WORTHLESS MONGOLOID BUG LOOKING BROWN (THE COLOUR OF SHIT) SUBHUMAN FRAUD MUTT

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