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Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 02:36:22 UTC No. 133964
Is stinking real bad to throw off your opponent a valid tactic in combat sports involving grappling? Are there any rules against that?
Anonymous at Sun, 29 Jan 2023 23:39:30 UTC No. 134056
not really
I competed in some judo tournaments and about 3 weeks before the fights I would stop wiping my ass and make sure to never shower or brush my teeth
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 19:07:23 UTC No. 134156
Tony Gellento did it all the time. That's who OPs pic is based on
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 19:20:45 UTC No. 134157
Yes. It's forbidden jutsu but it is effective. It won't turn you into a champion but it can throw your opponent off their game. There are social consequences to being the guy that smells like shit that may or may not be worse than any competitive advantage though. ymmv
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 19:28:31 UTC No. 134160
>>133964
There has been a gentleman's agreement to be clean at every Judo tournament I've ever been to. One time we had a kosen bracket and a bunch of BJJ guys showed up. They had one Indian kid who just reeked of poop. He wasn't obviously filthy in any particular location he just generally smelled like shit. No idea how he managed it. Everyone talked smack about him but no one mentioned anything to an official. Realistically, even if it's against the rules on the books I don't think it would be penalized. Unless you came in smelling like Surstromming or something truly hideous.
Anonymous at Mon, 30 Jan 2023 22:05:54 UTC No. 134171
If there aren't, it still may not be a phenomenal idea. Opponent may decide to just rip the first thing he secures so he can be done with it. Or in a team situation, someone has an "accidental" DQ that takes you out.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 21:31:02 UTC No. 134683
>>133964
All things considered it would help just a little bit.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 21:32:03 UTC No. 134684
>>134160
I've read several stories of indians that smelled like that but otherwise looked clean, I have to wonder if it's a genetic thing for some people.
Anonymous at Fri, 3 Feb 2023 22:00:12 UTC No. 134695
>>134684
Diet?
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 03:48:51 UTC No. 134728
James Kirkland did that, said he wanted to get his smell all on his opponent. Didn't help vs Canelo though.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 06:56:03 UTC No. 134740
>>134731
Never ever wash your gi. Let no fluid besides sweat touch its fibers. Over time you will develop an ungodly, rancid musk. Your enemies will tap when they're breathing in your jacket.
Theoretically, the same thing could apply to any rashguard or singlet or other grappling apparel. I guess the only style this doesn't work for is classical greek naked wrestling.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 12:17:24 UTC No. 134751
>>134731
I found some good Stench-Jutsu technology. Apparently eating sulfur-rich food gives you mouth odor, so your diet should look somewhat like this
>nuts with orange juice in the morning
>frice with broccoli and onions
>fish with eggs and more onions
The downside of this diet is that there is a small chance of your ass exploding in shit and developing Chron's. Of course, you could use disease to furtherly boost your Stench-Jutsu, but at that point, you might as well turn into an herald of Nurgle.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 13:11:49 UTC No. 134754
>>134751
Have you never eaten raw garlic? I'm guessing it has way more sulfur than those since it makes your whole body stink.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 15:05:45 UTC No. 134758
>>134754
Yes, onions should be eaten raw, the same way the Japanese do. I couldn't find any desserts rich in sulfur so feel free to contribute.
Regarding sweat, men have most sweat glands in their nuts, armpits and feet so Stench-Jutsu should, somehow, incorporate exercise and wrestling moves that make use of these three sweaty areas.
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Feb 2023 20:08:13 UTC No. 134782
>>134731
Garlic... Lots of garlic.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 01:59:49 UTC No. 134813
>>133964
sometimes people will poopoo a bit in their mma shorts or bjj yoga pants if that counts, sort of like when long distance runners also crap themselves
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 02:35:45 UTC No. 134818
>>134684
it's probably due to their diet. I saw a curry muncher on instagram using that as an excuse and she might be on to something. Indian food is great but it's greasy oily and smelly as fuck.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 14:02:15 UTC No. 134848
>>133964
I used to spar and roll with a guy who competed in ONE FC
Got held in an armbar and I farted