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Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 07:28:06 UTC No. 134839
What's the most violent and extreme martial art I can learn?
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 17:30:18 UTC No. 134876
>>134839
Aikido
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 19:18:54 UTC No. 134887
>>134839
White Lotus Kung-Fu
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 21:12:57 UTC No. 134900
>>134839
Lethwei allows head butts and you are also allowed to keep fighting after getting knocked out. Like you can get knocked out cold and your corner gets 2mins to revive you and you can keep fighting.
Anonymous at Sun, 5 Feb 2023 21:19:45 UTC No. 134902
>>134839
Bajiquan
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:26:14 UTC No. 134960
>>134900
based and chibachiharu pilled
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 17:52:23 UTC No. 134963
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rough
Ears, noses, lips, fingers and genitals could be disfigured in these fights, but Gorn notes:
The emphasis on maximum disfigurement, on severing bodily parts, made this fighting style unique. Amid the general mayhem, however, gouging out an opponent's eye became the sine qua non of rough-and-tumble fighting, much like the knockout punch in modern boxing. The best gougers, of course, were adept at other fighting skills. Some allegedly filed their teeth to bite off an enemy's appendages more efficiently. Still, liberating an eyeball quickly became a fighter's surest route to victory and his most prestigious accomplishment.
—Gorn (1985)
Anonymous at Mon, 6 Feb 2023 21:36:23 UTC No. 134977
>>134839
Unironically boxing. Everything else ITT is memeshit and doesn’t exist in the real world.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 11:36:44 UTC No. 135300
ethiopian stick fighting
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Feb 2023 15:41:57 UTC No. 135315
Rough and tumble would win but doesn't exist anymore so krav maga is probably number 1. Number 2 may be lethwei or mma but lethwei isn't popular outside Burma so finding a gym may be difficult and I don't know if we can call mixed martial arts a martial art. That being said, number 2 is probably muay thai.
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Feb 2023 22:10:18 UTC No. 135518
>>134839
Historical European Martial Art. You will be walking around with a sword like an idiot, but believe me, once someone approach you and you get into nebenhut position, fun is over.
Anonymous at Sat, 11 Feb 2023 07:24:40 UTC No. 135561
>>135518
every time I have read this post I have laughed. thanks anon
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Feb 2023 23:02:18 UTC No. 136374
>>134839
Gouging.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Feb 2023 01:19:32 UTC No. 136389
>>134900
Lethwei is MT with a different ruleset and a lower skill level
>>134902
Lel
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Feb 2023 15:58:01 UTC No. 136555
Dim Mak
Anonymous at Tue, 21 Feb 2023 06:42:19 UTC No. 136608
>>134839
I gotta watch Ichi The Killer soon, I keep forgetting, but it looks kino as fuck
Danny at Tue, 21 Feb 2023 07:25:11 UTC No. 136615
>>134839
Minigun
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 23:31:05 UTC No. 139426
>>134839
Traditional Lethwei
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 23:35:17 UTC No. 139428
Vale Tudo or Greek Pankration
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:36:59 UTC No. 139441
>>139428
Vale Tudo its standard MMA but maybe with headbutts on the ground
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 13:56:22 UTC No. 141053
Wouldn't weapon based martial art technically be the most violent? You can only do so much in a fight with just your hands that doesn't turn into torture. However, you can damage multiple organs or limbs depending on what weapon you use.
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 12:18:56 UTC No. 141171
>>134839
If you want to larp: WW2 combatives
If you actually want to fight: Lethwei or Vale Tudo
Anonymous at Mon, 3 Apr 2023 12:20:12 UTC No. 141173
>>139441
Vale Tudo literally means anything goes, eye gouges, headbutts, 12 to 6 elbows, soccer kicks, groin shots, pile driving, fish hooking etc. etc.
Very different from MMA.
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Apr 2023 03:10:50 UTC No. 141266
>>141173
Most modern Vale Tudo gyms are MMA with two of the things you named
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Apr 2023 23:04:45 UTC No. 142075
combat zone wrestling or japanese Death Match wrestling. they have literal light tube frenzies, tiny explosives, barbed wire grapples,
>cant post examples of a match, here be a blue board
Anonymous at Mon, 10 Apr 2023 23:06:42 UTC No. 142076
>>141173
>>139428
vale tudo, despite the name, never was actually 100% everything goes. it was an off the grid MMA promotion in brazilian underground circles
>even in rio heroes, the bare-knuckle vale tudo most famous promotion, tearing out eyeballs and biting off fingers never happened
btw...KINOMUTAI
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 02:13:38 UTC No. 142095
>>134839
Judo
Gravity beats everything.
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 06:09:17 UTC No. 142116
Probably bare knuckle boxing. Allowed techniques are limited but those guys are retarded and push on well past the point of injury. It will more reliably bring you pain and suffering than any other style by destroying the joints in your hands, which is pretty extreme. Unlike some of the more obscure/extinct arts listed above like pankration or rough and tumble, you can probably find a gym somewhat close to you and compete in it.
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 09:40:59 UTC No. 142123
>>142116
OI MATE! go to Ireland they be having bare-knuckle there! oi oi ! fish n chips!
>https://www.timeout.com/movies/knu
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 13:49:46 UTC No. 142136
>>134839
Sumo. We collide heads for fun.
Anonymous at Tue, 11 Apr 2023 21:09:50 UTC No. 142192
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg
these guys are idiots, and hate\banned by everyone else in germany HEMA -they fight with sharpened blades-
but its what OP asked for (theyre also neonazis so dont contact them if youre brown)
there's also whip-based fighting (even a fucking australian "whip boxing association" )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb9
https://www.youtube.com/@WhipFighti
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Apr 2023 23:07:12 UTC No. 142346
>>135418
>>135315
would combining simunition airsoft with krav maga combatives be a retarded larp or a bretty cool training for real war (or just to become a MAN and not a zoom-onions)
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Apr 2023 00:15:54 UTC No. 142352
beat up your grandma
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Apr 2023 07:46:23 UTC No. 142380
>>134839
krav maga
Anonymous at Thu, 13 Apr 2023 22:43:04 UTC No. 142474
>>142075
Seriously tho: Are CBZ\death match wrestlers seen (in the pro-wrestling world) as jobbers and clowns who didnt cut it for the main events, or as the special task-force who endure what others cant endure?
maybe in USA theyre the former, and in japan the latter?
>also cursed question but do you think any death match women work as femdoms as a side-job ? former coomer here,sorry.
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 04:33:48 UTC No. 142623
They are all extreme and violent if you seriously compete. Minus bjj. Do any, boxing, kickboxing, mauy Thai, sambo, wrestling , judo, any of them.
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 08:59:47 UTC No. 142656
>>134839
gun
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 11:43:39 UTC No. 142669
Kali knife fighting.
Its all about killing your opponent as fast a possible by cutting him where he has superficial veins
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 11:48:31 UTC No. 142670
>>134839
hokuto shinken
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 15:12:40 UTC No. 142692
>>142670
NANI!?
Anonymous at Sat, 15 Apr 2023 15:20:28 UTC No. 142695
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 04:50:57 UTC No. 142899
>>134963
How would you train this today
Anonymous at Fri, 28 Apr 2023 21:58:07 UTC No. 144105
Professional Slap Fighting
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Apr 2023 14:41:46 UTC No. 144190
>>142192
>vid
Looks quite non-lethal and family-friendly.
Are you sure HEMA aren't just a bunch of pussies? Typical HEMA fight looks more like a wrestling match because their weapons are worth jack shit.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Apr 2023 18:34:03 UTC No. 144215
>>142899
Head to the Pine Barrens, find a local and call his momma a jew and a nigger or something. You two will be a rough and tumblin soon enough.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Apr 2023 20:29:01 UTC No. 144227
>>142095
I think Judo is a very effective martial art but I wouldnt exactly call it violent or extreme. Its literally called The Gentle Way
>>144190
We actually got a ton of armored combat competitors who joined our judo club for this very reason. You can basically just block with your shield and grapple. That sport is so new and so small I hope they figure the ruleset out because it could be a really fun spectator sport if they get everything right.
Anonymous at Sat, 29 Apr 2023 22:40:33 UTC No. 144231
>>134839
Gabonese ball conkers. Fighters take turns bludgeoning their opponent's scrotum with their own until one man taps out or ruptures. Not for the faint of heart or small of testicle.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 00:27:20 UTC No. 144240
>>134839
Treat every fight like a life or death situation. Someone got mad and punched you? Leap at their throat and bite it out with your teeth like a zombie.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 01:22:02 UTC No. 144248
>>144227
>Its literally called The Gentle Way
Yeah and it's a filthy lie. Judo bangs up your body more than any sport besides bullfighting. At least how we train in America.
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 13:42:54 UTC No. 144294
>>144190
nigga theyre using SHARPENED axes
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 17:37:49 UTC No. 144322
>>142095
Judo, if you throw out the cucked rulebook and Japanese honour bullshit
Also throws onto concrete will cripple or kill opponents
Anonymous at Sun, 30 Apr 2023 20:35:15 UTC No. 144335
>>134839
I have more than 10 years experience in martial arts competitively and this is my best advice
I would say go for MMA and start practicing illegal blowslike
>kikcing nuts
>grabing nuts
>eye pokes
>using the walls
>using the surroundings like jackie chan
etc etc
Anonymous at Tue, 2 May 2023 10:45:17 UTC No. 144497
>>144294
sharpened my fucking ass
Anonymous at Wed, 3 May 2023 17:19:34 UTC No. 144648
Krav Maga, especially if taught by ex Israeli SF/Counter Terrorism. Might be hard to find but if you can it's pretty extreme.
Anonymous at Wed, 3 May 2023 17:25:02 UTC No. 144650
>>144648
I want to be a pro-t (jihadi terrorist ). From whom do I learn?
Anonymous at Thu, 4 May 2023 05:43:41 UTC No. 144734
>>134839
British Underground Bareknuckle
Lethwei
Bareknuckle MMA
British Traditional Shinkicking
Southern American Gouging
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 00:12:16 UTC No. 144847
Gunkata
Anonymous at Fri, 5 May 2023 04:37:51 UTC No. 144887
>>136615
I don't have $400,000
Anonymous at Sat, 6 May 2023 04:21:59 UTC No. 145056
>>142075
I grew up on czw and even watched a few shows live.
You do understand that pro-wrestling isn't real and that they actually take a lot of care and preparation to not seriously hurt each other right? They are basically the stage show version of stuntmen. It's a fantastic art form but it isn't actually fighting.
Despite how violent it looks 99% of the injuries and blood is superficial.
To be honest they aren't usually even that good of wrestlers and the pay isn't as good as you would think for the amount of pain they go through.
Anonymous at Sun, 7 May 2023 21:27:12 UTC No. 145336
>>144227
>Its literally called The Gentle Way
Slam somebody into the ground hard enough and they won't get up.
Especially if they don't know how to break fall.
It's all how you apply it.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 01:08:23 UTC No. 145372
>>134839
King of the streets bare knuckle MMA. Everything is allowed, including eye gouging.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 18:21:40 UTC No. 145554
>>134839
>most violent and extreme martial art
If you are an extreme and violent person - Jeet kune do.
just learn what you want and figure out how what works and how to take it to extremes.
People saying Muay Tahi - disagree - fighters may be very active, but overall it is painstakingly slow. I'd say a fucking ice-hockey appears more violent than MT.
Anonymous at Wed, 10 May 2023 08:29:12 UTC No. 145786
>>145372
they're a bunch of working class grunt-jobbers who would die of breathlessness in a real training center
Anonymous at Thu, 11 May 2023 00:27:45 UTC No. 145883
Chess
Anonymous at Thu, 18 May 2023 16:01:33 UTC No. 146879
>>134839
Marine Corps Weapons Qualification Course
You have to enlist, though.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 May 2023 16:27:09 UTC No. 146968
>>146879
>enlisting in the military of a contraceptivist goverment
>not the most mouth-breather pant-pooper thing you can do
Anonymous at Fri, 19 May 2023 16:38:41 UTC No. 146971
>>142346
just join the army you larper. Or go to ukraine
Anonymous at Fri, 19 May 2023 20:33:04 UTC No. 146984
>>134977
what happens if you fall over
Anonymous at Fri, 19 May 2023 21:44:10 UTC No. 146990
>>146971
joining the army implies taking shit from an (((officer)))
a real man kills the officer of his "platoon" and assumes control
Anonymous at Fri, 19 May 2023 22:24:06 UTC No. 146996
>>134839
Fist of the hurting punch.
Anonymous at Fri, 19 May 2023 22:25:34 UTC No. 146997
>>146968
No one denied pant-pooperism. that wasnt in question.
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 09:40:33 UTC No. 149995
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Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 17:17:55 UTC No. 150051
>>135315
I don't think Krav Maga practitioners spar
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Jun 2023 00:05:16 UTC No. 150446
>>134963
We truely don't know what real violence is.
Anonymous at Thu, 8 Jun 2023 18:59:37 UTC No. 150540
>>134839
HEMA and specializing in spiked maces. All around nasty stuff, breaking bones and ripping&tearing flesh.
Mensur is German academic fencing but it's different than Olympic prancing.
It's done with sharp blades, only a bit of protection for nose+eyes and you're not allowed to move. Goes to first blood.
Anonymous at Thu, 29 Jun 2023 09:45:02 UTC No. 153768
What
Anonymous at Thu, 29 Jun 2023 10:30:09 UTC No. 153775
>>134839
BDSM sex
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 07:55:49 UTC No. 155145
Ok
Anonymous at Fri, 7 Jul 2023 09:55:49 UTC No. 155151
>>150540
>not allowed to move
So it's a retarded useless thing to learn, I get it. Like Kyokushin karate.