Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:31:42 UTC No. 135860

>>135858
How about you quit spamming this stupid shit.

Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 14:44:58 UTC No. 135862

>>135858
Ancient Chinese slap technique

https://youtu.be/igM0nAbP1m0

Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 15:09:44 UTC No. 135864

>>135858
You win if you survive with your four limbs intact

Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 16:39:14 UTC No. 135872

Practice any real martial art for 1 day

Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 17:31:41 UTC No. 135876

>>135858
There are multiple aikido threads, find one of those to shit post about it.

Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 20:08:18 UTC No. 135891

>>135858
punch him in the nose

Anonymous at Tue, 14 Feb 2023 20:43:31 UTC No. 135898

Stiffen your arm and wrist. Watch as the Aikidoka crumbles.

Anonymous at Wed, 15 Feb 2023 01:01:35 UTC No. 135938

>>135858
>untie the hakama/ remove their pants
>finger the pooper
Lethal every time.
Simple as.

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 01:13:37 UTC No. 136083

roll upwards

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 08:09:00 UTC No. 136128

>>135858
be gene lebell

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 11:56:20 UTC No. 136147

How to lose to an aikido master?

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 12:03:38 UTC No. 136148

>>136147
1. Make your wrist limp
2. Give your hand to him
3. If he grabs it, do neck flip

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 15:37:07 UTC No. 136162

>>135858
Be a sistema sensei master

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 16:19:17 UTC No. 136167

aikido isnt even a real martial art

Anonymous at Thu, 16 Feb 2023 23:20:43 UTC No. 136204

The only way is to become a aikido master yourself

Anonymous at Wed, 22 Mar 2023 16:18:00 UTC No. 139755

>>135858
Training Judo since it’s the most effective martial art.

Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 20:29:07 UTC No. 139936

>>135858
The only way is with a gun, even then it isn't 100% certain that you will beat them because the founder of Aikido dodged bullets with ease.

Anonymous at Fri, 24 Mar 2023 21:33:44 UTC No. 140089

>>135872
This
>no sparring
Aikido, more like "you-a gotta be a-kidding-o"

Anonymous at Sat, 25 Mar 2023 07:52:17 UTC No. 140131

hit him with a steel pipe lol

Anonymous at Sat, 25 Mar 2023 18:01:53 UTC No. 140171

>>135858
Catch him by surprise in the street and krav maga his ass

Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 13:45:54 UTC No. 140599

>>139755
>most effective martial art
Combat sambo has entered the chat

Anonymous at Wed, 29 Mar 2023 13:51:47 UTC No. 140600

>>135858
Pipe bomb