🧵 Mike Vallely says "Racist skaters didn't last long once they met my fists."
Anonymous at Sat, 4 Mar 2023 04:05:31 UTC No. 137916
There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.
He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.
He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.
The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.
Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 16:55:25 UTC No. 139600
Nobody cares
Anonymous at Tue, 28 Mar 2023 12:47:16 UTC No. 140486
>>139600
Cope
Anonymous at Sun, 9 Apr 2023 17:45:10 UTC No. 141917
>>139600
>>139608
>>140486
In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 14:09:40 UTC No. 142923
>>141917
Lmfao
Anonymous at Tue, 18 Apr 2023 14:16:38 UTC No. 142924
>>137916
Do you think Mike vallely knows about the memes people have made him into? I hope so.
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 02:36:12 UTC No. 145386
>>142924
Who?
Anonymous at Mon, 8 May 2023 04:08:09 UTC No. 145405
>>137916
Fuck him
Anonymous at Tue, 16 May 2023 11:10:07 UTC No. 146541
>>141917
I normally don't read these homo copypastas but I couldn't stop reading. I wasn't aroused, just fascinated
🗑️ Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 02:24:17 UTC No. 146642
>>>/vg/429688447
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1279
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Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.
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>Downloads:
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Anon's Modded Pre-Install: https://pastebin.com/42JS3q6E
>Information:
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General FAQ:
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AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
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>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
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>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
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>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
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Anonymous at Wed, 17 May 2023 02:49:57 UTC No. 146645
>>146642
Fix your bot you fucking retard. How many times are you going to fuck this up?
Anonymous at Sun, 28 May 2023 19:18:11 UTC No. 148688
>>146541
>I wasn't aroused
Nobody believes this
Anonymous at Sat, 3 Jun 2023 23:48:19 UTC No. 149671
Based
Anonymous at Mon, 5 Jun 2023 12:29:07 UTC No. 150011
>>139608
A COKED UP BLOWHARD THAT FITS JUST RIGHT
Anonymous at Tue, 13 Jun 2023 19:27:02 UTC No. 151177
Epic threaf
Anonymous at Sun, 18 Jun 2023 11:42:49 UTC No. 151934
>>146541
>I wasn't aroused
Anonymous at Fri, 23 Jun 2023 13:26:47 UTC No. 152641
best thread on 4chan in years
Anonymous at Sat, 24 Jun 2023 12:53:18 UTC No. 152864
>>141917
hm
Anonymous at Tue, 4 Jul 2023 02:38:41 UTC No. 154643
Chud thread?
Anonymous at Wed, 12 Jul 2023 14:06:12 UTC No. 155858
>>154643
Yup
Anonymous at Fri, 14 Jul 2023 22:10:31 UTC No. 156305
5'8 is above average for skaters