🧵 Women in Martial Arts
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Mar 2023 19:02:57 UTC No. 138384
What is the Best Martial Art for a Woman who wants to defend herself?
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Mar 2023 19:34:08 UTC No. 138385
Cock sucking and dick milking
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Mar 2023 21:05:48 UTC No. 138395
>>138384
depends on where you live and your options, but honestly, mma will always be the best, mainly because you'll need as many skills as possible, in the shortest amount of time, on the best trainning methods, but it will be hard
if you have the time and possibility, just 2 that specializes in striking, and 2 focused grappling, maybe 1 on weapons, but those are hit or miss
Anonymous at Wed, 8 Mar 2023 23:51:59 UTC No. 138403
The best thing to do in a self defence scenario generally is immobilizing your attacker and running away. So I'd say kickboxing, you'll develop pretty good overall fitness and good striking and defence. MMA is too broad even after like a year you'll only have acceptable wrestling/jiu-jitsu and bad striking, doing something more focused first and branching out later once you are good at it makes more sense imo.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 00:35:06 UTC No. 138407
>>138384
Bear macefu
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 02:03:46 UTC No. 138429
>>138384
>What is the Best Martial Art for a Woman who wants to defend herself?
The same that's best for a man. Having tits doesn't mean physics stops working.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 02:14:43 UTC No. 138430
>>138384
Carrying a gun.
.410 shells are probably best self defense round.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 02:22:38 UTC No. 138431
Nothing, women can't defend themselves.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 03:32:19 UTC No. 138439
>>138435
>replies with bjj
>picrelated is not at all bjj
>>138384
mma and hardcore weight lifting 5 days a week sleeping a lot and eating a lot and getting a lot of protein in your diet, and even then it will take years and men will probably still beat you in fights. For faster results carry pepper spray and get really good at running. Not a joke actually train how to run away. Or just get a gun if you're an amerimutt, there's no reason not to.
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 03:39:58 UTC No. 138440
>>138384
Gun jitsu
Anonymous at Thu, 9 Mar 2023 15:36:00 UTC No. 138475
>>138440
>giving a woman a gun ever
Anonymous at Fri, 10 Mar 2023 04:04:15 UTC No. 138555
Running and screaming
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 18:33:50 UTC No. 138858
>>138384
bjj is actually useful for rape defense. But if some guys trying to kill you then you’re better off running or shooting.
Anonymous at Sun, 12 Mar 2023 21:57:31 UTC No. 138868
knife or gun.
i can just grab a blunt object and smash your had in any other case
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Mar 2023 00:57:12 UTC No. 138882
Broom stickfighting
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Mar 2023 03:21:30 UTC No. 138890
Marry a central asian Muslim man and he'll insist on going everywhere with you. the downside is he will also insist you don't leave the house without him. And by insist I mean beat you.
Anonymous at Mon, 13 Mar 2023 12:04:03 UTC No. 138928
>>138384
It depends how far you're willing to take it. The thing about martial arts for self defense is that you're more likely to seriously hurt yourself training than you are to actually be assaulted in everyday life.
If you're casually looking to defend yourself trying Judo is relatively safe and effective. You won't likely end up with brain damage like boxers and the risk of breaking a joint or twistingsomething is lower than in wrestling.
Judo is about as safe as it is effective, which is to say it's middling. I don't think you want to go destroying your body through mma but I don't think you want to waste your time getting nowhere with Karate or some other ineffective style.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Mar 2023 02:26:37 UTC No. 138994
Bjj is the only answer. Women do not hurt when they strike you. Meanwhile, I have been submitted countless times by brown/black belt jujitsu chicks.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Mar 2023 05:06:11 UTC No. 139005
>>138994
>Women do not hurt when they strike you
Striking doesn't teach just offense, but defense as well. Even if a woman can't hit with conviction, she can still learn how to avoid/mitigate damage.
Every bjjigger thinks they're going to effortlessly dodge every punch and shoot under for a takedown, but it ain't always that easy.
Anonymous at Tue, 14 Mar 2023 09:02:44 UTC No. 139012
>>138384
I don’t know.
Anonymous at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 02:44:59 UTC No. 139278
>>139005
>but it ain't always that easy.
Most of the time it is, unless the person attacking you is training it really is, if the person is trained what the fuck kind of scenario are you at?
Anonymous. at Fri, 17 Mar 2023 21:04:48 UTC No. 139322
>>138384
Unpopular opinion incoming, but well taught Wing Chun.
>Teaches you to parry instead of block. Where a woman might have a harder time taking the punishment to the body, she might have an easier time redirecting it.
>Teaches a variety of methods to fuck with your opponent, like meeting their fist with your elbow to break their fingers.
>Punches are weird, but also involve fewer movements, so can be lined up with the eyes to make them hard to see coming.
>The martial art is designed to be used with knives in the hands.
Elsewise, I'd recommend BJJ and Muai thai. BJJ for wrestling while being weaker, and Muai thai for striking in close and clinching for control.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 03:22:13 UTC No. 139346
>>139322
BJJ preferably taught by some with a background in wrestling and Muay Thai.
Anonymous at Sat, 18 Mar 2023 23:44:21 UTC No. 139429
>>138384
Letting me suck their toes and lick their feet.
Yeah but besides that women are physically inferior in every aspect but probably jiu jitsu
Anonymous. at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:15:00 UTC No. 139439
>>138994
I've had a small stocky chick fracture my jaw once.
I mean, she was a competitive boxer, but being not 5'4 would also make it easier.
Women can absolutely throw hands. Same way a small skinny guy can throw hands.
>>139278
Lmao no. Before I had my thigh injury to my left leg, my favourite thing to do to bjj people was to just step back and bonk the head so it's pointing a different way. If you aren't giving me something to do first, you aren't getting the shoot under.
Anonymous at Sun, 19 Mar 2023 01:29:28 UTC No. 139440
>>138384
Where I live "self-defense situations" are 5 guys with machete vs 1 and handguns, there is no point of learning any form of self-defense (but martial arts and MMA still are practiced and are relatively popular).
Anonymous at Mon, 20 Mar 2023 16:36:59 UTC No. 139595
>>138384
A good kick to the nuts
Anonymous at Thu, 23 Mar 2023 20:35:37 UTC No. 139938
>>138384
Aikido.
Anonymous at Fri, 24 Mar 2023 21:01:16 UTC No. 140076
Windmilling your arms aggressively on both sides
Anonymous at Sun, 26 Mar 2023 01:45:43 UTC No. 140219
>>138407
>spicy spray
>>138430
>>138440
>gun
In reality these are the correct options. The women who are hard boiled enough to handle themselves don't do martial arts.
Anonymous at Mon, 27 Mar 2023 22:57:41 UTC No. 140424
>>138384
Join a Feminist group! They'll convince you that you can punch on better than any man. Problem solved!
Side effects will include purple or blue hair, being a man hater, being a total cunt, ending your genetic line, ending up as a fat ass ugly bitch!
Anonymous at Sun, 2 Apr 2023 21:56:03 UTC No. 141114
>>138384
gun safety.